{"id":8424,"date":"2019-12-29T00:27:06","date_gmt":"2019-12-28T21:27:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=8424"},"modified":"2020-01-17T11:18:38","modified_gmt":"2020-01-17T08:18:38","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-alezez","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=8424","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Alezez"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8-200x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6924 lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 200px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 200\/300;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8-200x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6924\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n       Uniunile func\u021bioneaz\u0103 \u0219i-n armat\u0103. Devii membru al ,,for\u021belor&#8221; <strong>aliate<\/strong> dac\u0103 po\u021bi (\u0219i trebuie!) cotiza c\u00e2t de pu\u021bin. Dar cu preten\u021bii nule la avantaje.<br \/>\n       Cele trei c\u0103tane &#8211; \u00een afar\u0103 de Gabi T. mi-a r\u0103mas \u00een minte vag chipul unuia, \u021big\u0103nos, cu glas aspru \u0219i \u00eenc\u0103lat la trup &#8211; porniser\u0103 campania, prin descrisul din urm\u0103, de colectare monetar\u0103 \u00een beneficiul celor din bateria a 3-a, dania r\u0103canilor fiind capital\u0103, determinant\u0103 pentru succesul ac\u021biunii ,,salva\u021bi bunicii de la&#8230;&#8221;, cu promisiunea, de\u0219art\u0103, c\u0103 \u0219i ei, contributorii, vor \u00eencerca licoarea magic\u0103. A\u0219i! Mar\u0219, bubi&#8230;, pardon, bobocule!<br \/>\n       Nimerisem &#8211; fusesem repartizat, talentele&#8230; &#8211; \u00een gloata aceea de moldoveni la amestec cu olteni, fudui care mai de care, afurisi\u021bi pe m\u0103sura zonelor de provenien\u021b\u0103, desprin\u0219i de civilie direct de la canelele butoaielor cu variate soiuri de alcool, din ultima crunt\u0103&#8230;. Crede\u021bi? V\u0103 pot dovedi contrariul doar relu\u00e2nd epopeea, scurt\u0103, a ,,grupei operative&#8221;, trioul celebru pentru setea infinit\u0103. Nu singurul.<br \/>\n       Fraierii gustaser\u0103 cina, un ,,deliciu&#8221; cu ingrediente pu\u021bine, calorii pe m\u0103sur\u0103. Timp \u00een care tra\u0219ii la sor\u021bi aranjaser\u0103 deplasarea, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 <strong>alerge<\/strong>, f\u0103r\u0103 teama ca vreun intrus s\u0103 dea <strong>alerta<\/strong> \u00een toat\u0103 unitatea, un pachet de Snagov santinelei, sacrificat de-un biban, saltul \u00een \u00een\u0103l\u021bime supravegheat de ochi indiscre\u021bi &#8211; care? to\u021bi se concentrau asupra moleculelor alimentare din farfuriile de campanie, aluminiu, m\u0103car el, curat -, unii le visau, cei din tura a doua, a treia&#8230;, cu promisiunea unui retur \u00eencadrat \u00een orarul mesei de sear\u0103. O or\u0103. R\u0103gazul le-a sur\u00e2s \u0219i oferit idei. Trei sticle&#8230;. R\u0103m\u00e2n dou\u0103 trupei. Una&#8230;. ,,Mai d\u0103-i \u00eencolo de pufani!&#8221; Recipientul cu ultima \u00eenghi\u021bitur\u0103 r\u0103m\u0103sese \u00een m\u00e2na lui Gabi, r\u0103mas de c\u0103ru\u021b\u0103, nemul\u021bumit c\u0103 partenerii se-nfruptaser\u0103 masiv din cea de pe urm\u0103 surs\u0103: ,,\u0102i, da io&#8230;?&#8221; C\u00e2t a durat \u00eengurgitarea, s-a trezit singur. A mai \u00eencercat un apelativ, dar s-a oprit, \u00eencerc\u00e2nd s\u0103 mai stoarc\u0103 pic\u0103turi de palinc\u0103 sticlei. Efortul jalnic l-a destabilizat, i-a agitat tubul digestiv \u0219i i-a smuls prima tran\u0219\u0103 de vomisment. Chinul escaladei, picajul brusc, episoadele doi \u0219i trei de expulzare stomacal\u0103&#8230;.<br \/>\n       ,,A\u021bi adus&#8230;?&#8221;- ul a \u00eenghe\u021bat pe buzele sergentului. \u021aig\u0103nosul must\u0103cea, privea fix \u0219i mergea \u021bint\u0103 c\u0103tre pat, cel\u0103lalt r\u0103m\u0103sese la WC s\u0103-\u0219i verse ma\u021bele. A \u00eencercat s\u0103 m\u00e2r\u00e2ie, \u00eens\u0103 risca un r\u0103zboi \u00eentre genera\u021bii pe care l-ar fi pierdut. \u0218i-a l\u0103sat subalternul s\u0103 se bungine \u00een pern\u0103.<br \/>\n       Reconstituirea am f\u0103cut-o mintal dup\u0103 alte asemenea \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103ri \u0219i relat\u0103rile c\u00e2torva camarazi, fiindc\u0103 prezen\u021ba mea \u00een s\u00e2nul bateriei mam\u0103 devenise o raritate. Nu mai aveam parte de negrul nop\u021bilor \u00een dosul pupilelor, ci de <strong>albori<\/strong> deranjante ale neoanelor biroului principal, veghind la corectitudinea \u0219i caligrafia vocabulei impuse: <strong>aldin\u0103<\/strong>, aplecat\u0103, sub\u021biat\u0103, subliniat\u0103, mare, mic\u0103. Noaptea aceea&#8230;. Una lung\u0103 \u0219i chinuitoare. \u00cen genul&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Uniunile func\u021bioneaz\u0103 \u0219i-n armat\u0103. Devii membru al ,,for\u021belor&#8221; aliate dac\u0103 po\u021bi (\u0219i trebuie!) cotiza c\u00e2t de pu\u021bin. Dar cu preten\u021bii<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":6924,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7,318],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8424"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8424"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8424\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8499,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8424\/revisions\/8499"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6924"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8424"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8424"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8424"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}