{"id":8416,"date":"2019-12-26T18:17:10","date_gmt":"2019-12-26T15:17:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=8416"},"modified":"2019-12-26T18:17:10","modified_gmt":"2019-12-26T15:17:10","slug":"cotetul-metafore-mirabila-samanta-scandal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=8416","title":{"rendered":"Cote\u021bul cu metafore – Mirabila s\u0103m\u00e2n\u021b\u0103… de scandal"},"content":{"rendered":"

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M\u0103i, dragii mei, cum vre\u021bi s-o spun,
\nCa s\u0103 nu zice\u021bi c\u0103 sunt un nebun?…
\nDar poate, totu\u0219i, v\u0103 intereseaz\u0103
\nAceste versuri, \u00een cele ce urmeaz\u0103…<\/p>\n

M\u0103 uit, din c\u00e2nd \u00een c\u00e2nd, p\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i eu,
\nLa ce mai este nou pe la teveu.
\n\u0218i nu \u00eemi e, z\u0103u, deloc prea limpede
\nCe dracu’ se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103-acum \u00een pesede!<\/p>\n

De-\u021bi vine s\u0103 te \u00eentrebi \u0219i s\u0103 te miri
\nCum, \u00eentre cei trei ro\u0219ii trandafiri,
\nSunt numai ,,spinii\u201d mari ai du\u0219m\u0103niei,
\n\u0218i o etern\u0103 ceart\u0103 pe ,,fructele m\u00e2niei\u201d…<\/p>\n

R\u0103mas acum partidul unic, la putere,
\nEl, totu\u0219i, n-are doar o singur\u0103 p\u0103rere,
\nCi se tot ceart\u0103 \u00eentre ei \u0219i se \u00eenjur\u0103,
\n\u00cenc\u00e2t se v\u0103d chiar spumele la gur\u0103!<\/p>\n

Tocmai c\u00e2nd se creaser\u0103 ni\u0219te condi\u021bii,
\nPrecum absen\u021ba clar\u0103 a oric\u0103rei opozi\u021bii,
\nLa ei, nu e deloc pace \u0219i lini\u0219te-n partid,
\nCi lupte s\u00e2ngeroase \u00een r\u0103zboiul fratricid…<\/p>\n

\u0218i cu at\u00e2t mai mult mir\u0103rile se nasc,
\nFiindc\u0103 \u0219i peneleul este unul… flasc!
\n\u0218i nu mai are nici lider, nici direc\u021bie,
\nNici \u0219anse s\u0103 mai intre \u00een… erec\u021bie!<\/p>\n

Iar de ceilal\u021bi nu mai \u00eencape vorb\u0103,
\nDac\u0103-i aduni, nu faci m\u0103car de-o ciorb\u0103!
\nSe zbat cu to\u021bii-n balta neputin\u021bei,
\nAutostimul\u00e2ndu-\u0219i patima… dorin\u021bei!<\/p>\n

Fiind el, Dragnea, ca masculul-alfa,
\nLa fel precum e me\u0219terul cu calfa
\nC\u00e2ndva, pe unii i-a primit \u00een ,,hait\u0103\u201d
\n\u0218i-acum, tot el se zbate \u0219i se vait\u0103…<\/p>\n

C\u0103, iat\u0103, cum fac r\u0103u partidului iubit
\nMu\u0219c\u00e2nd p\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i m\u00e2na care i-a hr\u0103nit…
\nCum au f\u0103cut \u0219i Ponta \u0219i Grindeanu
\n\u0218i poate, \u00een cur\u00e2nd \u0219i T\u0103riceanu!<\/p>\n

Acuma \u0219i Tudose, iat\u0103, \u00eel tr\u0103deaz\u0103
\n\u0218i cu Iohannis-neam\u021bul, el se aliaz\u0103…
\nS\u0103-i dea afar\u0103 din guvern pe proteja\u021bi
\nFiindc\u0103-s penali \u0219i sunt \u0219i cerceta\u021bi…<\/p>\n

\u0218i uite c\u0103 Tudose nu mai e servil,
\nLe d\u0103 afar\u0103 pe Plumb \u0219i pe Sevil!
\nEle n-au vrut s\u0103-\u0219i recunoasc\u0103 vina
\n\u00cen complicatul caz al insulei Belina…<\/p>\n

Mai e \u00een plan \u0219i domn’ ministru Pop,
\nCel care n-are-n via\u021b\u0103 niciun scop
\n\u0218i care, chiar \u0219i \u00een acest moment,
\nTr\u0103ie\u0219te-ntr-un continuu ,,viitor prezent\u201d…<\/p>\n

Asta-i problema \u0219i cea mai mare miz\u0103!
\nL\u0103sa\u021bi banalitatea aia de… acciz\u0103!…
\n\u0218i nici ROBOR-ul parc\u0103 nu conteaz\u0103
\nChiar dac\u0103-ntreaga \u021bar\u0103 protesteaz\u0103…<\/p>\n

Mai importan\u021bi acuma, pe planet\u0103
\nSunt membrii de partid din dramolet\u0103,
\nCe vor, par\u0219iv, aten\u021bia s\u0103 ne distrag\u0103,
\n\u0218i-n jocul ipocrit, pe to\u021bi s\u0103 ne atrag\u0103…<\/p>\n

Precum actorii, poart\u0103 ni\u0219te m\u0103\u0219ti,
\nFiind organiza\u021bi, de fapt, \u00een g\u0103\u0219ti,
\n\u00cen care interesul personal e-n toate,
\n\u0218i ca s\u0103-l satisfaci, orice se poate!<\/p>\n

Atuncea, zice\u021bi voi, dac\u0103 gre\u0219esc eu
\nC\u00e2nd m\u0103 tot mir de acest pesedeu!
\nDe\u0219i nu \u0219tiu care-i p\u0103rerea voastr\u0103,
\nEu cred c\u0103 totu-i pe spinarea noastr\u0103!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Mirabila s\u0103m\u00e2n\u021b\u0103… de scandal M\u0103i, dragii mei, cum vre\u021bi s-o spun, Ca s\u0103 nu zice\u021bi c\u0103 sunt un nebun?… Dar<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":7917,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[317,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8416"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8416"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8416\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8417,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8416\/revisions\/8417"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/7917"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8416"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8416"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8416"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}