{"id":8400,"date":"2019-12-20T21:23:34","date_gmt":"2019-12-20T18:23:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=8400"},"modified":"2019-12-20T21:23:34","modified_gmt":"2019-12-20T18:23:34","slug":"cotetul-metafore-ministrul-banilor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=8400","title":{"rendered":"Cote\u021bul cu metafore – Ministrul banilor"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Plecat la pia\u021b\u0103, m\u0103-ntorsei acas’ fugu\u021ba,
\nGr\u0103bit s\u0103 v\u0103z \u00een live, discursu’ lu’ Olgu\u021ba,
\nCare e dam\u0103 bine \u0219i fiindc\u0103 ne iube\u0219te,
\nAnun\u021b\u0103 cu m\u00e2ndrie c\u0103 totul se m\u0103re\u0219te!<\/p>\n

Ei, nu chiar totul! La \u00eenceput, doar leafa!
\n(Mai repede oi crede c\u0103-mi v\u0103z ceafa!)
\nC\u00e2nd spune ea c\u0103 leafa se dubleaz\u0103,
\n\u00cemi bate inima, de parc\u0103 explodeaz\u0103!<\/p>\n

Deja m\u0103-ngrijorez la aste bazaconii
\nDe se dubleaz\u0103 leafa, oi face \u0219i m\u0103t\u0103nii!
\nDe\u0219i eu nu mai cred nimic, a\u0219a… \u00een general,
\nC\u0103 prea de multe ori, m\u0103rirea-i doar… oral!<\/p>\n

Dar de-ast\u0103 dat\u0103, mie-mi place strategia
\nA \u0103luia de puse-n-practic\u0103 acum regia!
\nC\u0103, una e s-o vezi pe Olgu\u021ba c\u00e2nd vorbe\u0219te,
\n\u0218i z\u00e2mbitoare te anun\u021b\u0103 c\u0103 totul se m\u0103re\u0219te!<\/p>\n

Nu e ca p\u00e2n-acum c\u00e2nd, o m\u0103rire de salarii
\nSe anun\u021ba de unii care, parc\u0103 erau la funeralii!
\nParc\u0103-\u021bi mai vine, dom’le s\u0103 \u00eenghi\u021bi minciuna,
\nC\u00e2nd iese din gropi\u021bele Olgu\u021bei, \u00ee\u021bi e totuna!<\/p>\n

Sedus de farmecul sexy-ministrei muncii,
\nSt\u0103team cu ochii \u00een tv, curg\u00e2ndu-mi mucii
\nIar ochii-\u0219i rev\u0103rsau din plin umorile apoase
\nV\u0103z\u00e2nd \u0219i auzind cuvintele frumoase…<\/p>\n

Dar, dintr-o dat\u0103, c\u00e2nd mi-am revenit,
\n\u00cendat\u0103 cu palma peste frunte m-am plesnit!
\nCe-oi face eu cu-at\u00e2\u021bia bani, c\u0103 niciodat\u0103,
\nN-am mai v\u0103zut at\u00e2\u021bia pe statul meu de plat\u0103?<\/p>\n

\u00cen cazul \u0103sta, am planuri mari de viitor:
\nNevast\u0103-mea s\u0103 fie-n cas\u0103, Ministrul Banilor!
\nO promovez \u00een func\u021bie fiindc\u0103 s-a descurcat
\n\u00cen func\u021bia de p\u00e2n-acum, de secretar de stat!<\/p>\n

A\u0219a v\u0103z c\u0103-i acum modelul optim de urmat,
\nIar pentru asta, \u00eemi va trece iar prin… pat!
\nC\u0103ci orice promovare, se \u0219tie, nu-i u\u0219oar\u0103
\n\u0218i nu se face, dom’le, a\u0219a, \u00eentr-o doar\u0103!<\/p>\n

N-am niciun dubiu c\u0103 din aceast\u0103… pozi\u021bie,
\nBugetul casei e aprobat f\u0103r\u0103 vreo opozi\u021bie!
\nIar el va fi chivernisit atent pe diferite… fonduri
\nDe ten, pe rujuri \u0219i parfumuri, f\u0103r\u0103 multe… ofuri!<\/p>\n

Astfel, ,,ofurile\u201d mele, \u00een sf\u00e2r\u0219it s-or risipi
\nSc\u0103pat de grija banilor \u0219i cum i-om cheltui…
\nPhiii! Cum de n-am avut p\u00e2n\u0103 acum ideea,
\nS\u0103-mi pun ministru pe buget, femeia?<\/p>\n

Ziceam \u0219i io a\u0219a, c\u0103 doar tot ea a fost mereu,
\n\u0218ef peste banii casei, chiar \u0219i f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 \u0219tiu eu…
\nNumai c\u0103 de azi o \u00eenvestesc chiar eu, oficial
\nPentru deplina armonie \u00een c\u0103minul conjugal!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Ministrul Banilor Plecat la pia\u021b\u0103, m\u0103-ntorsei acas’ fugu\u021ba, Gr\u0103bit s\u0103 v\u0103z \u00een live, discursu’ lu’ Olgu\u021ba, Care e dam\u0103 bine<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":7917,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[317,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8400"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8400"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8400\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8401,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8400\/revisions\/8401"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/7917"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8400"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8400"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8400"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}