{"id":8398,"date":"2019-12-20T09:21:50","date_gmt":"2019-12-20T06:21:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=8398"},"modified":"2019-12-20T09:21:50","modified_gmt":"2019-12-20T06:21:50","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-albimi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=8398","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Albimi"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/image-8-e1523211807606.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/image-8-300x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6643 lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 300px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 300\/300;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/image-8-300x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6643\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n     Frumoasele s\u0103rb\u0103tori de iarn\u0103&#8230;. Sigur?<br \/>\n     Norocul lor. Gardul de-o \u0219chioap\u0103 \u00eei \u00eendemna la un ,,Ce-o fi dincolo?&#8221;, \u00eendr\u0103znind mai departe, dac\u0103 tot iscodiser\u0103 \u00een tufele mele printre pl\u0103cile geometric betonate &#8211; (calcula\u021bi segmentul BC din triunghiul isoscel ale c\u0103rui laturi, AB \u0219i AC, sunt ale unui romb, \u0219tiind c\u0103 lungimea diagonalei patrulaterului format din laturile de baz\u0103 ale triunghiurilor isoscele construite pe laturile rombului este 48,4 cm) i-am prins \u00eentr-un an cum <strong>ajurau<\/strong> la intersec\u021bia diagonalelor romburilor desimea plantelor de gard\u0103 -, p\u00e2n\u0103 la u\u0219a holului din fa\u021b\u0103 \u0219i tocmai \u00een dosul cur\u021bii. Norocul meu. Gardul, blamat de inspec\u021biile poli\u021biei loco, m\u0103 ap\u0103r\u0103 de tot ce putea fi mai r\u0103u. Vorba (ref\u0103cut\u0103) a c\u00e2ntecului: ,,Deschide u\u0219a, cretine,\/ C-am venit \u0219i noi la tine,\/ S\u0103-\u021bi ur\u0103m noroc cu carul\/ \u0218i s\u0103n\u0103tate cu parul!&#8221;<br \/>\n       Gard \u00een armat\u0103? Strecur\u0103toare. Hotarul unit\u0103\u021bii militare, cel dinspre sud-vest, ne separa de via\u021ba civil\u0103 cu un plus de protec\u021bie. \u00centre noi \u0219i oameni instalaser\u0103&#8230; g\u0103ini. Avicola Flore\u0219ti. Fire\u0219te, m-am \u00eentrebat cine-ar fi putut inventa o astfel de ciudat\u0103 \u00eenvecinare sau dac\u0103 mai \u00eent\u00e2i a fost omul \u0219i apoi&#8230;. \u00centr-o formulare bivalent\u0103, chestiunea putea deveni o disput\u0103 istoric\u0103 \u00eentre ou\u0103le <strong>albu\u021be<\/strong> \u0219i puiul de rom\u00e2n &#8211; de na\u021bionalitate&#8230; -, transformat \u00een carne pe tun &#8211; corect a\u0219a -, fire\u0219te, f\u0103r\u0103 drept de preem\u021biune p\u0103s\u0103reasc\u0103. Din confrunt\u0103rile cu sursele ardelene am certitudinea c\u0103, \u00een contra bibliei, dumnezeul socialist a creat mai \u00eent\u00e2i o\u0219teanul, apoi, dup\u0103 dou\u0103zeci de ani &#8211; Dumas s\u0103 stea lini\u0219tit -, s-a g\u00e2ndit a-i da \u00een grij\u0103 animalul de consum. Poate \u0219i mai bine, cu siguran\u021b\u0103 mai bine, din anii &#8217;50 p\u00e2n\u0103-n &#8217;79 s-ar mai str\u00e2nge ni\u021bic\u0103 vreme peste termenul \u00eenaintat.<br \/>\n      Gardurile. Chiar \u0219i cele mai dichisite au menirea de-a fi trecute. Al Avicolei f\u0103r\u0103 probleme. Me\u0219teriser\u0103 o\u0219tenii s\u00e2rguincio\u0219i o ni\u0219\u0103 prin care unii camarazi serveau por\u021bii nocturne de libertate, cu scop \u00eentreit: <strong>Alcool<\/strong>, filmografie la domiciliu \u0219i muieri. Uneori \u00eemprumutate \u0219i-ncorporate pe-o sear\u0103 \u00een dormitoarele celor mai&#8230;. Vedeam noi, r\u0103canii, din astea? Nici n-am fi fost preg\u0103ti\u021bi pentru astfel de experimente, tot leatul ne era dintre copiii cu carte, crescu\u021bi cu frica pedepsei pentru fapte necugetate \u0219i c-un fel aparte \u00een privin\u021ba fetelor. Azi este imposibil de explicat altora. \u00cen schimbul leg\u0103turilor temporare, ne mul\u021bumeam s\u0103 ne \u00eembr\u0103c\u0103m civile\u0219te \u0219i s\u0103 ne-ngr\u0103m\u0103dim \u00eentr-o c\u0103m\u0103ru\u021b\u0103 liliputan\u0103 la o partid\u0103 vizual\u0103 de&#8230; karate.<br \/>\n      Gaura aceea din gard &#8211; unde perimetrul f\u0103cea unghi drept spre magaziile remiz\u0103, denumite generic car de baterie, construc\u021bii din lemn, deloc ar\u0103toase, \u00eenclinate spre spate, \u0219olc\u0103ite, v\u0103ruite constant pentr-un aspect \u00eengrijit \u0219i tratare totodat\u0103 contra bolii sc\u00e2ndurilor, putrezirea &#8211; era strategic\u0103, constituia punctul vamal legal al trecerii dincolo, \u00een occidentul civil. L\u00e2ng\u0103, la 10 pa\u0219i, st\u0103tea rect postul nr. 3 al g\u0103rzii. Cu semnalele potrivite \u0219i \u0219per\u021bul \u00eenm\u00e2nat \u00eenainte sau dup\u0103 evadare erai asigurat c\u0103 nu vei fi luat \u00een vizor de intru\u0219i \u0219i trimis arestului candidat.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Frumoasele s\u0103rb\u0103tori de iarn\u0103&#8230;. Sigur? Norocul lor. Gardul de-o \u0219chioap\u0103 \u00eei \u00eendemna la un ,,Ce-o fi dincolo?&#8221;, \u00eendr\u0103znind mai departe,<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":6924,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7,318],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8398"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8398"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8398\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8399,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8398\/revisions\/8399"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6924"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8398"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8398"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8398"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}