{"id":8381,"date":"2019-12-12T00:30:08","date_gmt":"2019-12-11T21:30:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=8381"},"modified":"2019-12-12T00:30:08","modified_gmt":"2019-12-11T21:30:08","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-ajurai","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=8381","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Ajurai"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8-200x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6924 lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 200px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 200\/300;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8-200x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6924\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n      De la dorin\u021b\u0103 la fapte&#8230;<br \/>\n      S\u0103 fiu prin preajma faptelor de cultur\u0103. S\u0103 ciupesc poate mai des corzile&#8230;. A\u0219i! Noaptea, c\u0103ci ziua e a milit\u0103riei. Actul IV s-a dizolvat \u00een atribu\u021bii, de la banalul ac legat \u00eentr-o ureche de a\u021bele kaki, necesare c\u00e2rpirii putregaiurilor textile, la cea mai \u00eenalt\u0103, la propriu, func\u021bie \u00een unitate: celebra \u0219i r\u00e2vnita sta\u021bie de amplificare, pentru care unii \u0219i-ar fi jertfit&#8230;. Unul chiar \u00eencerca, \u00een disperarea-i de soldat ve\u0219nic, s\u0103-\u0219i dea sufletul, doar fiindc\u0103 se s\u0103turase de at\u00e2tea angarale c\u00e2te i se puseser\u0103 \u00een c\u00e2rc\u0103 \u0219i&#8230;. \u00ce\u0219i permitea, era, la momentul acela, probabil cel mai privilegiat osta\u0219, gata s\u0103 n-ajung\u0103 la termenul liber\u0103rii. Tabarcea. Prenumele nu vi-l mai pot spune, e departe \u00een amintiri, mai ales c\u0103-n uzan\u021ba cazon\u0103 adaosul personalizator n-avea loc. Gradul, numele \u0219i ordinul. At\u00e2t. Acesta-mi fuse predator de \u0219tafet\u0103, fortuit de necazurile zilnice pricinuite protectorului, nimeni altul dec\u00e2t mai marele unit\u0103\u021bii, ce nu numai din pricina ocrotitului <strong>albise<\/strong>, ci \u0219i fiindc\u0103 trecuse buni\u0219or de 60 de ani. \u0218i-<strong>albeau<\/strong> \u0219i al\u021bii din pricina puiului de sucevean la c\u00e2te n\u0103stru\u0219nicii putea face odrasla sore-sii. Da, Gabi &#8211; am avut un moment de revela\u021bie &#8211; se n\u0103scuse \u00een zodia moldoveanului chefliu, trecut la religia jinarsului \u0219i palincii de Flore\u0219ti pe cale natural\u0103, iar colonelul, unchi-su, secretar de partid alocat UM-ului meu, \u00een zodia disper\u0103rii. Numai el num\u0103ra zilele nepotului mai ceva ca un am\u00e2r\u00e2t de biban, a\u0219tept\u00e2nd cu \u00eenfrigurare un telefon care s\u0103-i scurteze cariera politic\u0103 \u0219i militar\u0103, c\u0103ci osului din neamul s\u0103u nu-i p\u0103sa defel. De altfel un b\u0103iat cu talente de scrib, \u00eencondeia documentele partidului cu caractere caligrafiate, diverse. Ca \u0219i mine. Numai c\u0103 eu puteam emite sunete din orice, iar el doar din gura sticlei. A\u0219a am promovat \u0219i m-am statuat \u00een scaunul de la etajul suplimentar cl\u0103dirii regimentului, \u00eenconjurat de nelipsitele panouri solare, c\u00e2ndva func\u021bionale, lu\u00e2nd poverile toate de pe epole\u021bii lui, goi \u0219i l\u0103l\u00e2i de be\u021biile nesf\u00e2r\u0219ite, \u00een etape, ca orice ucenic. P\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een ziua c\u00e2nd i s-a f\u0103cut de plecare. Prin ianuarie.<br \/>\n      Curios. I-am \u00eentregit identitatea, ia s\u0103-l v\u0103z, o fi pe Face-uri? Este. C\u0103 <strong>aieste<\/strong> blestem\u0103\u021bii de virtuale bune-s! C-un obr\u0103jor mai plinu\u021b, cu ani\u0219ori c\u00e2t \u0219i-ai mei trecu\u021bi de la desp\u0103r\u021bire, cu aceea\u0219i moac\u0103 de consumator&#8230;. El \u00een persoan\u0103. M\u0103 b\u0103tuse un g\u00e2nd s\u0103-ntreb ce mai face b\u0103tr\u00e2nul colonel, dar cine \u0219tie de c\u00e2t timp i-or fi putrezit oasele. Aproape \u00een zadar chinuite.<br \/>\n       Chiar \u0219i a\u0219a, subordonat la nivel de func\u021bie de execu\u021bie, \u0219i nu politic\u0103, mi s-a p\u0103rut bizar s\u0103 v\u0103d cum comandantul, Indrecan, mi \u021bi-i ia la instruc\u021bie de platou de la \u0103l mai b\u0103tr\u00e2n, un alt tri-stelat de categorie mijlocie, p\u00e2n\u0103 la ,,r\u0103canul&#8221; locotenent de ba\u0219tin\u0103 local\u0103, \u0219i mi \u021bi-i freac\u0103 dup\u0103 tehnicile regulamentare: ,,La st\u00e2nga, la dreapta, \u00eenainte, mar\u0219, pas de defilare, culcat&#8230;&#8221; Marele-mi \u0219ef, Ursulescu, urm\u00e2nd indica\u021biile precise \u0219i de nerefuzat ierarhic, vizibil dep\u0103\u0219it de condi\u021bia fizic\u0103 necesar\u0103, dezobi\u0219nuit de re\u021beta unui corp militar perfect apt de lupt\u0103, prea plin \u00een burdihan, de plesnea centura \u0219i restul harna\u0219amentului ofi\u021beresc peste veston, dedat unei re\u021bete culinare de sorginte civil\u0103, nu a\u0219a cum <strong>ajunau<\/strong> to\u021bi camarazii-mi de arme \u00een frunte cu mine, de <strong>aiurau<\/strong> de-at\u00e2ta post negru \u0219i regim alimentar chinezo-rom\u00e2no-ardelean: orez cu fasole \u0219i varz\u0103.<br \/>\n        Chin \u00een van, fiindc\u0103 blazonul multora a fost \u0219ters cu buretele nep\u0103s\u0103rii \u0219i ne\u0219tiin\u021bei celor ce-au rescris zilele garnizoanei Flore\u0219ti au pove\u0219ti neverosimile. De neasimilat. Ca ajurul ornamentelor de la poalele cearceafurilor mamei-mari. Pute\u021bi \u00eencerca ,,glorioasa&#8221;-i epopee. V\u0103 pot spune cel pu\u021bin dou\u0103 inadverten\u021be: un neadev\u0103r cras \u0219i o lips\u0103 sfruntat\u0103.<br \/>\n        Las vou\u0103 ocazia lectur\u0103rii p\u0103rerii-mi de pe blogul alocat.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>De la dorin\u021b\u0103 la fapte&#8230; S\u0103 fiu prin preajma faptelor de cultur\u0103. S\u0103 ciupesc poate mai des corzile&#8230;. A\u0219i! 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