{"id":8370,"date":"2019-12-09T01:36:52","date_gmt":"2019-12-08T22:36:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=8370"},"modified":"2019-12-09T01:50:26","modified_gmt":"2019-12-08T22:50:26","slug":"spatii-culturale-67-ramnic-amour","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=8370","title":{"rendered":"Spa\u021bii culturale nr. 67 &#8211; R\u00e2mnic, mon amour!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/image.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/image-300x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-7286 lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 300px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 300\/300;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/image-300x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-7286\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n     De c\u00e2\u021bi chinezi o fi nevoie ca s\u0103 colonizezi un t\u00e2rg mai mult ro\u0219u dec\u00e2t albastru \u0219i galben? Habar n-am, dar po\u021bi \u00eencepe num\u0103r\u0103toarea cu un complex comercial chinezesc (la etajul unei foste cooperative de art\u0103 \u0219i consum socialist), pe sc\u0103ri (a c\u0103ror \u0219ubrezenie este mascat\u0103 de mocheta verde-murdar, ud\u0103 chiar \u0219i c\u00e2nd nu plou\u0103 cu lunile), cum prive\u0219ti spre pia\u021b\u0103 \u0219i nu te mai saturi de ce vezi. Pe urm\u0103, normal, ajungi la subsolul fostului complex \u201eVictoria\u201d, \u00eenchiriat\/sub\u00eenchiriat (tot de chinezi) \u0219i ref\u0103cut \u00een a\u0219a fel, \u00eenc\u00e2t s\u0103 par\u0103 prosper, modern \u0219i, culmea, capitalist. \u00cen ciuda numelui s\u0103lt\u0103re\u021b de care \u0219i Mao Tzedong ar r\u00e2de cu lacrimi (ceva cu Xin T\u014dngzh\u012b ping, adic\u0103 nou\/anun\u021b\/plat sau\u2026 m\u0103 rog, nu conteaz\u0103, s\u0103 fie la ei!), aminte\u0219te mai mult de celebra \u201evrabie ro\u0219ie\u201d, \u00een sensul c\u0103 acolo se trece u\u0219or de la tragic la comic \u0219i invers. Nu sunt mul\u021bi chinezi \u00een\u0103untrul complexului comercial: vreo dou\u0103 tinere care vorbesc mai bine rom\u00e2ne\u0219te dec\u00e2t unul\/alta, un agent de paz\u0103 cu mu\u0219chi (poate c\u0103 \u0219i cu arm\u0103, dar nu la vedere), plus un scanner (o fi radioactiv?) contra ho\u021bilor locali de m\u0103run\u021bi\u0219uri. \u00cen rest, pace \u0219i voie bun\u0103, po\u021bi sta oric\u00e2t printre standuri, po\u021bi proba gumari (ai lor miros mai puternic dec\u00e2t ai no\u0219tri), pantofi pentru mor\u021bi de unic\u0103 folosin\u021b\u0103 (dinadins am gre\u0219it topica), papuci \u0219i papucei (cu funde, cu pampoane, cu sclipici, f\u0103r\u0103 sclipici, cu m\u0103rgelu\u021be, cu bilu\u021be, cu crengu\u021be gri fr\u0103gu\u021be), bluzi\u021be (am cump\u0103rat \u0219i eu c\u00e2ndva una, numai nailon, dantelu\u021be \u0219i perlu\u021be, dar, dup\u0103 ce am v\u0103zut cum se sfaroge\u0219te ca o prun\u0103 \u2013 merci, nene Iancu! \u2013 dup\u0103 prima sp\u0103lare, m-am \u00eembr\u0103cat din alte magazine), pij\u0103m\u0103lu\u021be (cu r\u0103\u021bu\u0219te, f\u0103r\u0103 r\u0103\u021bu\u0219te, cu ghirlande, cu n\u0103sturei, cu p\u0103nglicu\u021be, pentru copii, doamne \u0219i c\u0103\u021bei, dar \u0219i pentru domni &#8211; alea, c\u00e2nd nu sunt \u00een dungi ca de penitenciar, par costume de fitness reformate), m\u0103 rog, ce s\u0103 mai lungesc vorba, articole vestimentare care le trezesc nostalgicilor remarci de tipul \u201eDoamne, cum ne mai b\u0103team pe vremea plumbuitului pentru un tricou, un maiou, un prosop\u2026 \u0219i-acum?! Nici chinezii nu mai sunt ce-au fost, dare-ar boala \u00een economia lor &#8211; \u0219i-a noastr\u0103 \u2013 de pia\u021b\u0103 \u0219i de tranzi\u021bie!\u201d). De la ac la elefant, cum zic reclamele de peste ocean, asiatizate\/rom\u00e2nizate, g\u0103se\u0219ti de toate: \u0219i cosmetice, \u0219i marochin\u0103rie, \u0219i lenjerii, \u0219i decora\u021biuni interioare, mult plastic \u0219i iar plastic (\u00een ciuda politicilor UE de \u00eemprietenire cu mediul \u00eenconjur\u0103tor), ici \u0219i acolo \u2013 ceva sticl\u0103, ceva bumbac -, mul\u021bi \u00eenlocuitori, surogate, contrafaceri, adic\u0103 talme\u0219-balme\u0219 nici balcanic, nici asiatic, nici neao\u0219: ceva \u00eentre, la fel de spectaculos \u0219i, pe alocuri, inutil \u0219i toxic.<br \/>\n    De\u0219i ar trebui, s\u0103 nu uit\u0103m, \u00eens\u0103, de cea mai spectaculoas\u0103 cucerire a t\u00e2rgului \u00een materie de chinezi \u00eentreprinz\u0103tori: celebrul \u201eDragonul ro\u0219u\u201d, cum te duci spre Centrul Cultural. La \u201eDragonul ro\u0219u\u201d nu sunt paznici, nici scanner radioactiv, doar c\u00e2teva camere de luat vederi frumos mascate \u0219i, probabil, eficiente. M\u0103rfurile sunt acelea\u0219i, ob\u021binute prin clonare comercial\u0103, mai scumpe dec\u00e2t cele aduse cu autocarul de la turci\/ de la bulgari\/ pe euro \u0219i dolari, cum bine zicea o manea popular\u0103 prin 2000, dup\u0103 ce sf\u00e2r\u0219itul anun\u021bat al lumii s-a dovedit o glum\u0103 nereu\u0219it\u0103.<br \/>\n       De c\u00e2te ori se cuprinde R\u00e2mnicul \u00een China? Ne-ar trebui mai mult timp dec\u00e2t avem la dispozi\u021bie ca s\u0103 calcul\u0103m, plus r\u0103bdare de fier \u0219i motiva\u021bie. China este un spa\u021biu uria\u0219, comunist peste marginile iertate de political correctnessul occidental, cu o popula\u021bie uituc\u0103, de vreme ce mileniile de cultur\u0103 s-au amestecat \u00een pasta de-un ro\u0219u leninist \u0219i-au r\u0103mas a\u0219a, mai mult dup\u0103 WWII<br \/>\n(al Doilea R\u0103zboi Mondial), dar temeinic. Desigur, de\u0219tept\u0103ciunea celor care au influen\u021bat civiliza\u021bia lumii prin drumul m\u0103t\u0103sii nu a disp\u0103rut, ci s-a adaptat la c\u0103deri, la m\u0103riri, la cuv\u00e2nt. Ca-n \u201eBun\u0103 seara, iubito!\u201d.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>De c\u00e2\u021bi chinezi o fi nevoie ca s\u0103 colonizezi un t\u00e2rg mai mult ro\u0219u dec\u00e2t albastru \u0219i galben? Habar n-am,<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":18,"featured_media":7286,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[314,7],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8370"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/18"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8370"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8370\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8374,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8370\/revisions\/8374"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/7286"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8370"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8370"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8370"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}