{"id":8363,"date":"2019-12-09T00:29:15","date_gmt":"2019-12-08T21:29:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=8363"},"modified":"2019-12-09T00:29:15","modified_gmt":"2019-12-08T21:29:15","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-albiau","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=8363","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Albiau"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8-200x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6924 lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 200px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 200\/300;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8-200x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6924\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n      C\u00e2nd p\u0103ru-mi lua cu totul calea du\u0219umelei&#8230;.<br \/>\n      Ehei!&#8230; Fiecare face doar ce-l duce capul dup\u0103 dezgolirea definitiv\u0103. Adierea pare v\u00e2nt de peste 50 de km la (pe) or\u0103, g\u00e2dil\u0103 scalpul mersul obi\u0219nuit \u00een forma\u021bie, iar \u00een alergare binecuv\u00e2nteaz\u0103 neuronii agita\u021bi de monotonia comenduielilor de baz\u0103. F\u0103c\u00e2nd abstrac\u021bie te po\u021bi visa \u00een al nou\u0103lea cer. Lu\u00e2nd fiecare silab\u0103 la ra\u021bionare te afunzi \u00een p\u0103m\u00e2nt p\u00e2n\u0103 la iad. Acolo eram. Cu sindromul celor ce nu mai cuv\u00e2nt\u0103 &#8211; <strong>alalii<\/strong> impuse prin ordin -, cu al celor ce nu \u00eengurgiteaz\u0103 boluri alimentare dec\u00e2t la ore fixe &#8211; \u00een rest st\u0103team s\u0103 <strong>ajun\u0103m<\/strong> \u00een timp ce ,,mo\u0219negii&#8221; no\u0219tri luau numele \u0219i rostul postirii ost\u0103\u0219e\u0219ti \u00een de\u0219ert, deh, \u00een \u021binuturile lui necuratu&#8217; numai cruce nu-\u0219i fac dr\u0103cu\u0219orii -, cu boala iremediabil\u0103 a dorului de cas\u0103, a pletelor <strong>albe\u021be<\/strong> de m\u00e2ndr\u0103 ,,abandonat\u0103&#8221; \u0219i a cearceafurilor <strong>albite<\/strong> \u00een care-\u0219i face veacul p\u00e2n\u0103 la liberare. A mea. Undeva parc\u0103 \u00eentr-o alt\u0103 er\u0103, r\u0103stimp cuprins parc\u0103-ntre cenomanian \u0219i <strong>albian<\/strong>, imposibil de num\u0103rat pe degete chiar cu suta de ani&#8230;.<br \/>\n       Dar uite, plecai cu mintea de la c\u00e2teva fire ,,dec\u0103zute&#8221; \u00een regii contemporane \u0219i-ajunsei&#8230;. Cred c\u0103 un film, cu acela\u0219i nume, \u00eens\u0103 cu \u00eencadrare \u00een stagiul militar obligatoriu ar putea reda tot at\u00e2ta durere, tot at\u00e2ta spaim\u0103 c\u00e2t se cuib\u0103re\u0219te \u00een sufletul unui de\u021binut politic, tot at\u00e2ta dezumanizare, tot at\u00e2t de mult\u0103&#8230;. Visare. S\u0103 adormi obosit de toat\u0103 dezn\u0103dejdea c\u0103 ai mai putea fi vreodat\u0103 liber \u0219i s\u0103 te treze\u0219ti brusc \u00een ireal: \u00een mijlocul unui c\u00e2mp plin de flori galbene. ,,\u00centre chin \u0219i amin&#8221;-ul lor \u0219i-al meu am pus egal.<br \/>\n       Cic\u0103 <strong>ajutam<\/strong> \u021bara, o ap\u0103ram de ma\u0219teri \u0219i trebuia s\u0103 fim c\u0103li\u021bi, s\u0103&#8230;. Civiliei s\u0103-i spunem adio pentru totdeauna, fiindc\u0103 se putea&#8230;.<br \/>\n       Actul I: \u00eenrolarea. O doz\u0103 de umilire servit\u0103 la stabilimentul h\u00e2rtiilor, comisariatul. Despuierea \u00een fa\u021ba muierilor. Nu c\u0103 nu i-ar sta bine b\u0103rbatului la pielea goal\u0103 \u00een prezen\u021ba femeii, \u00een intimitate. Cum nu-i pic\u0103 bine unui adolescent de fa\u021b\u0103 cu cele ce i-ar putea fi mame, surori sau prietene.<br \/>\n       Actul II: cazarmarea. De la cobor\u00e2rea din tren, p\u00e2n\u0103 la poarta unit\u0103\u021bii, lua\u021bi \u00een primire de str\u0103ini cu ochii mari \u0219i goi, cu grimase dure \u0219i inten\u021bii necunoscute, \u00een vehicule de c\u0103rat nicidecum oameni. Iluziona\u021bi c\u0103 aceea\u0219i \u00ee\u021bi vor servi de apropia\u021bi 1 an \u0219i 4 luni. \u00cencolona\u021bi pe platou, alinia\u021bi spre dormitoare, flanca\u021bi de <strong>ak\u00e2nii<\/strong> viitoarelor ,,concerte&#8221; psiho-fizice. Pu\u0219i \u00een drepturi&#8230;. Haine \u0219i pat. Sectoare.<br \/>\n      Actul III: instruc\u021bia. Cu tot arsenalul de mijloace tactice pentru dovedirea, la o adic\u0103, a inamicului. P\u00e2nda &#8211; la orice or\u0103 din noapte. Ascunzi\u0219ul &#8211; pe dedesubtul ,,dormezelor&#8221;, al toaletelor, prin tran\u0219eele poligonului de instruc\u021bie&#8230;. Rezisten\u021ba &#8211; nenum\u0103rate \u0219i diversificate exerci\u021bii: de rotire, de ridicare, de t\u00e2r\u00e2re &#8211; drept e, ne <strong>ajutau<\/strong> cu un plus de greutate, cu \u00eendemnuri preluate din folclorul autohton \u0219i puse \u00een practic\u0103, precum ,,un \u0219ut \u00een fund, un pas \u00eenainte! -, de auto comandare, de nesomn, de alergare cu masc\u0103 (f\u0103r\u0103 p\u0103rea monoton\u0103 \u00eenc\u0103rc\u0103tura din rani\u021b\u0103), de s\u0103pat, de acuitate, de suspendare, de ini\u021biere \u00een pictur\u0103 (cu alb de var, cu galben de vopsea, cu negru de tu\u0219, cu ro\u0219u de cret\u0103&#8230;). \u00cenv\u0103\u021b\u0103tura &#8211; manualul r\u0103canului. Ucenicia &#8211; la gospod\u0103ria agricol\u0103 de produc\u021bie, \u00een gr\u0103dinile ,,semiramidei&#8221;, la blocul alimentar, \u00een parcul auto, \u00een incinta bateriei, \u00een poligonul de tragere \u0219i, cu noroc, la culesul porumbului. Arestul.<br \/>\n       Actul IV&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>C\u00e2nd p\u0103ru-mi lua cu totul calea du\u0219umelei&#8230;. Ehei!&#8230; Fiecare face doar ce-l duce capul dup\u0103 dezgolirea definitiv\u0103. 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