{"id":8352,"date":"2019-12-01T01:51:15","date_gmt":"2019-11-30T22:51:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=8352"},"modified":"2019-12-01T01:51:15","modified_gmt":"2019-11-30T22:51:15","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-ajurez","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=8352","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Ajurez"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8-200x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6924 lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 200px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 200\/300;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8-200x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6924\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n       Dac\u0103-i pe bune povestea cu Tr-ul iohanniscian&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>       C\u0103utasem mult timp numele generalului ce a avut ,,onoarea&#8221; de-a m\u0103 introduce \u00een lumea \u021buhausului: Micu. Demisul \u0219i disp\u0103rutul din garnizoana Flore\u0219tiului \u00eentr-o noapte a lui &#8217;88. C-un omolog, dar de nivel urm\u0103tor, \u00eentr-o povestire aproape fantastic\u0103, \u00eens\u0103 verosimil\u0103, tot un soi de inchizitor, dar la adresa actualului \u0219i viitorului pre\u0219edinte. Ambele considerente av\u00e2nd ca baz\u0103 dou\u0103 chestiuni punctuale: naratorul nu spune exact locul comandamentului generalisim; \u00eentr-adev\u0103r, la \u021bipat \u0219i tunat cu dou\u0103 stele pe um\u0103r (una de fiecare), ori mai multe, \u00een acele vremuri, orice \u0219erif districtual era me\u0219ter, <strong>albeai<\/strong> de \u021bi se ar\u0103ta \u00een cale inopinat. A\u0219a c\u0103 Topliceanu r\u0103m\u00e2ne viabil, la fel ca pre\u0219edintele de trecut cincinal, dimpreun\u0103 cu povestea sp\u00e2nzuratului depus\u0103 \u00een zona \u00eentregii armate clujene. Sigur, nu mi-a sc\u0103pat nici acesta. La o vizit\u0103-\u0219coal\u0103 \u00een ,,rezerva\u021bia&#8221; militar\u0103 Some\u0219eni, \u00eentr-o diminea\u021b\u0103 trompetat\u0103 din zorii nop\u021bii ai unui noiembrie final, epoletatul \u00eenstelat \u0219i-a f\u0103cut apari\u021bia, nu at\u00e2t de inopinat pe c\u00e2t p\u0103rea \u0219i nici oficios pe c\u00e2t i se anun\u021base prezen\u021ba cu o lun\u0103-nainte, la c\u00e2teva luni dup\u0103, \u00een s\u00e2nul celor c\u00e2teva regimente antiaeriene flore\u0219tene, dintre care al meu, UM 01457, se oferea majordom p\u0103trunderii \u00een cl\u0103direa \u0219efului cel mare. <strong>Ajuram<\/strong> tufele de la intrare, <strong>ajunam<\/strong> la mesele fixe, roiam to\u021bi, militari de conjunctur\u0103 \u0219i batjocur\u0103 ai&#8230;, ca veritabilele <strong>albine<\/strong>, <strong>albind<\/strong> trotuarele, tulpinile plopilor de straj\u0103 careului de adunare&#8230; \u00een a\u0219teptarea t\u0103t\u00e2nelui&#8230;.<br \/>\n      Numai Klaus ar fi putut izbuti s\u0103-\u0219i ia zilele dup\u0103 o a\u0219a veste tulbur\u0103toare, inventat\u0103 ad-hoc de-un dobitoc? Eram pasibili fiecare de-o atare isprav\u0103. C\u00e2nd ve\u0219tile soseau cu greutate, vechea ,,carte&#8221; f\u0103c\u00e2ndu-\u0219i din plin veacul \u0219i pe-atunci, \u00een &#8217;87-&#8217;88, orice zvon era un bun de tipar. \u0218i pentru c\u0103 fuga nu era doar ru\u0219inoas\u0103, ci \u0219i \u00eencadrabil\u0103 \u00een sfera batalionului disciplinar, deci mai mult timp pentru fr\u0103m\u00e2ntarea creierului deja paradit, era mai sigur\u0103 funia. \u00cenecarea \u00een alcool? Imposibil\u0103. Iar unui ,,domn&#8221; \u00een devenire nu i-ar fi c\u0103zut bine. Mai bune mort, dec\u00e2t drojdier. De carafta patului sau a <strong>alamei<\/strong> clan\u021bei, conteaz\u0103 mai pu\u021bin.<br \/>\n       Ceva zile s-au trecut de la derularea pe ecranul centrului nostru cultural a unei schi\u021be de realitate ce n-ar mai trebui \u00eenf\u0103\u021bi\u0219at\u0103 publicului, nicicum unuia cu v\u00e2rst\u0103 mai mic\u0103 de anii din coad\u0103 ai noului secol. N-am asistat. Mi-am pierdut timpul &#8211; \u0219i m\u0103 auto apostrofez de c\u00e2te ori m\u0103 dezl\u0103n\u021bui \u00een explica\u021bii incredibile &#8211; \u00eencerc\u00e2nd incredibilul: stagiul militar personal poate fi etichetat drept pu\u0219c\u0103rie. La nivelul percep\u021biei. Cu at\u00e2t mai mult la al faptelor.<br \/>\n        <strong>Aiuram<\/strong> dup\u0103 prima ,,\u0219edin\u021b\u0103&#8221; de ,,reguli&#8221; cazone. Patul, p\u0103tura, salteaua \u0219i perna. Efectele ost\u0103\u0219e\u0219ti. Adi\u021biile pentru igien\u0103: uz intim \u0219i colectiv. Armamentul \u0219i accesoriile. Obiectele \u0219i suporturile \u00eenv\u0103\u021b\u0103rii tehnicilor militare. Comportament \u0219i limbaj. Program strict. Extra program. Alte \u00eendeletniciri. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dac\u0103-i pe bune povestea cu Tr-ul iohanniscian&#8230;. C\u0103utasem mult timp numele generalului ce a avut ,,onoarea&#8221; de-a m\u0103 introduce \u00een<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":6924,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7,318],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8352"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8352"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8352\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8353,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8352\/revisions\/8353"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6924"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8352"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8352"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8352"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}