{"id":8341,"date":"2019-11-18T02:07:28","date_gmt":"2019-11-17T23:07:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=8341"},"modified":"2019-11-18T02:07:28","modified_gmt":"2019-11-17T23:07:28","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-ajunam","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=8341","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Ajunam"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8-200x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6924 lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 200px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 200\/300;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8-200x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6924\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n       Ne tot puser\u0103m problema: cum om ajusta toate defec\u021biunile acoperi\u0219ului lui nea Radu?<br \/>\n       Cu r\u0103bdare. F\u0103r\u0103, riscam agitarea unui pachet de nervi, declan\u0219abil cu fiecare a\u0219chie afurisit\u0103, prins\u0103 din turul pantalonilor p\u00e2n\u0103 sub unghia degetului mic de la m\u00e2na st\u00e2ng\u0103. Ori dreapta. \u0218ansele erau fifty-fifty. Iar noi nu mai aveam deloc. Sute de cuie cu \u0219aib\u0103 de tabl\u0103, fibr\u0103 de sc\u00e2ndur\u0103 tras\u0103 prin \u021besala celor treizeci de ani petrecu\u021bi sub r\u00e2nduri-r\u00e2nduri de carton bituminat, c\u0103priori un\u0219i cu zeam\u0103 de ploaie, hoarne prelucrate parc\u0103 de m\u00e2na me\u0219terului olar. Te cuprinde <strong>alalia<\/strong> la o astfel de priveli\u0219te, momente de <strong>albe\u021bi<\/strong> te fac s\u0103-\u021bi retu\u0219ezi retina cu degetul ar\u0103t\u0103tor al m\u00e2inii drepte (sau st\u00e2nga) \u0219i piere cheful de o nou\u0103 lucrare ,,imposibil\u0103&#8221;. S\u0103 mai fii luat \u0219i \u00een balon de proprietarul acoperi\u0219ului ruin\u0103: ,,Nu mai bine c\u00e2ntai <strong>albada<\/strong>, pardon, lambada aia sau cum i-o zice, dec\u00e2t s\u0103 ba\u021bi tabl\u0103?&#8221; ,,Bune-s toate!&#8221;, zic. Ca s\u0103 nu dau curs unei serii interminabile de \u00eenvinuiri la adresa tat\u0103lui. C\u0103 ia lucr\u0103ri dup\u0103 placu-i, c\u0103 nu pot sem\u0103na nici pe departe cu ceea ce-\u0219i \u00eenchipuie un tinichigiu normal: un acoperi\u0219&#8230; omenesc. Cu sc\u00e2ndur\u0103 din miezul cel mai <strong>albior<\/strong> al bradului, cu tabl\u0103 de a\u0219ternut f\u0103r\u0103 col\u021buri nenum\u0103rate \u0219i nepotrivite pentru ceea ce se poate numi relativ perfec\u021biune, m\u0103car pe sfert. Cu&#8230;. ,,S\u0103-l ajut\u0103m \u0219i pe nen-tu!&#8221; Zicere&#8230;. Din panoplia expresiunilor parentale.<br \/>\n       Dup\u0103 at\u00e2\u021bia ani dac\u0103 mi-a r\u0103mas \u00eentip\u0103rit peticitul&#8230;. Zona co\u0219ului de fum pro\u021bopit pe partea din dos a casei cu \u00eentreg <strong>alaiul<\/strong> de opera\u021biuni. Carton, strat cu strat mai deteriorat, mai plin de ap\u0103, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 fi dat o pic\u0103tur\u0103 de sus de zile bune, cui\u0219oare miriade pe metrul p\u0103trat, \u00eenc\u0103p\u0103\u021b\u0103nate, sf\u00e2rtec\u00e2nd, \u00een tentativa de scoatere, ceea ce p\u0103rea a fi lemn, o spum\u0103 din esen\u021ba cea mai moale a p\u0103durii, un soi de burete putreg\u0103it. Iar el, mo\u021b \u00een mijlocul <strong>aistei<\/strong> catastrofe, un castel miniatural \u00een plin\u0103 ruin\u0103, c\u0103r\u0103mid\u0103 l\u00e2ng\u0103 c\u0103r\u0103mid\u0103. Dezastru. Se-nmoaie interesul, oftatul a neputin\u021b\u0103 curge din r\u0103runchi \u0219i z\u0103u, \u00ee\u021bi dore\u0219ti orice altceva, numai s\u0103 la\u0219i balt\u0103 facerea.<br \/>\n       \u00cencurajare: ,,Hai c\u0103 ia omu&#8217; \u0219i ni\u0219te sc\u00e2nduri, s\u0103 mai complet\u0103m pe unde e rupt\u0103!&#8221; ,,Unde, bre, s\u0103 \u00eenlocuim? Nu vezi c\u0103-i varz\u0103 toat\u0103?&#8221; \u0218i n-apuc bine s\u0103-mi termin pertinenta \u00eengrijorare, c\u0103-mi \u0219i scap piciorul \u00een pod, \u00een c\u0103dere brusc\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103-n inghinalul st\u00e2ngului, jupuindu-mi at\u00e2tea staturi de piele c\u00e2t s\u0103 dea s\u00e2ngele \u0219i s\u0103 cap\u0103t acea <strong>albime<\/strong> facial\u0103 caracteristic\u0103 spaimei, durerii \u0219i nervilor \u00eent\u0103r\u00e2ta\u021bi. C\u0103 de <strong>albire<\/strong> aveam eu chef atunci (!). Un semnal de <strong>alarm\u0103<\/strong> ce confirma cele spuse, nivelul de deteriorare dep\u0103\u0219ea procentual mai mult de jum\u0103tate. \u00cen astfel de situa\u021bii bagi m\u00e2na \u00een portofel \u0219i iei comercian\u021bii din Obor la negociere pentru cel pu\u021bin un doi metri cubi de cherestea prima.<br \/>\n       Sau te rogi de pronia cereasc\u0103 s\u0103-\u021bi acorde \u00eeng\u0103duial\u0103 la b\u0103tutul foilor, s\u0103 nu crape sc\u00e2ndura sub ac\u021biunea feroce, dar necesar\u0103, a ciocanului de lemn, s\u0103 nu sf\u0103r\u00e2me noi buc\u0103\u021bi din horn, \u00een plus fa\u021b\u0103 de cele ce deja s-au desprins tot robotind reparatoriu pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 el.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ne tot puser\u0103m problema: cum om ajusta toate defec\u021biunile acoperi\u0219ului lui nea Radu? Cu r\u0103bdare. F\u0103r\u0103, riscam agitarea unui pachet<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":6924,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7,318],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8341"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8341"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8341\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8342,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8341\/revisions\/8342"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6924"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8341"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8341"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8341"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}