{"id":8310,"date":"2019-10-26T10:31:26","date_gmt":"2019-10-26T07:31:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=8310"},"modified":"2019-10-26T10:31:26","modified_gmt":"2019-10-26T07:31:26","slug":"cotetul-metafore-legaturi-rudenie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=8310","title":{"rendered":"Cote\u021bul cu metafore &#8211; Leg\u0103turi de rudenie"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/image-8-e1523211807606.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/image-8-300x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6643 lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 300px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 300\/300;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/image-8-300x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6643\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\nLeg\u0103turi de rudenie<\/p>\n<p>Am scris odat\u0103, de cur\u00e2nd, c\u00e2teva r\u00e2nduri,<br \/>\n\u00cen care m\u0103 jucam ghidu\u0219&#8230; cu ni\u0219te g\u00e2nduri,<br \/>\nSpun\u00e2nd a\u0219a, \u00een glum\u0103 \u0219i f\u0103c\u00e2nd remarca<br \/>\nDespre rom\u00e2ncele ce vor b\u0103rba\u021bi din Danemarca!<\/p>\n<p>\u0218i m\u0103-ntrebam atunci de ce \u0219i care-i treaba<br \/>\nDe noi, b\u0103rba\u021bii de p-acilea o ardem cam degeaba?<br \/>\nC\u0103 nu mai suntem importan\u021bi deloc pentru femei,<br \/>\nCare-i prefer\u0103 pe danezi, cu tot ce-nseamn\u0103 ei&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Astfel, sim\u021bind c\u0103-i rost de afaceri profitabile,<br \/>\nB\u0103ie\u021bii blonzi cu ochii-alba\u0219tri \u0219i mutre memorabile,<br \/>\nS-au pus s\u0103-\u0219i dea ,,s\u0103m\u00e2n\u021ba\u201d la export, la greu,<br \/>\n\u0218i poate o mai fac \u0219i-acuma c\u00e2nd povestesc eu&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Acuma am aflat r\u0103spunsul, explica\u021bia la asta!<br \/>\nNu-n\u021belegeam de unde-at\u00e2ta atrac\u021bie \u0219i basta!<br \/>\nDar iat\u0103 c\u0103 acuma, unii istorici au descoperit,<br \/>\nC\u0103 noi \u0219i cu danezii suntem neam \u00eenrudit!<\/p>\n<p>Cic\u0103 str\u0103mo\u0219ii no\u0219tri m\u00e2ndri, fondatori de ,,dave\u201d<br \/>\nSunt f\u0103c\u0103tori \u0219i de popoare scandinave<br \/>\n\u00cen spe\u021b\u0103, ei, danezii, de care v\u0103 vorbeam,<br \/>\nCum ar veni, adic\u0103, suntem cu ei, cam neam!<\/p>\n<p>\u0218i pun pariu c\u0103 nu v\u0103 a\u0219tepta\u021bi la asta, nu-i a\u0219a?<br \/>\nIar \u0219tirea pare mult prea grav\u0103 pentru mintea mea&#8230;<br \/>\nC\u0103ci nu prea-mi vine s\u0103 mai cred c\u0103 dacii\u00a0<br \/>\nAu mai avut \u0219i al\u021bi ,,copii din flori\u201d, s\u0103racii!<\/p>\n<p>Iar \u0103ia sunt vikingii aspri, ce navigau pe mare<br \/>\nPr\u0103d\u00e2nd tot ce-nt\u00e2lneau \u0219i iu\u021bi la sup\u0103rare&#8230;<br \/>\n\u00cens\u0103 aceast\u0103 teorie ne umple de&#8230; orgoliu<br \/>\nFiindc\u0103 str\u0103mo\u0219ii no\u0219tri au asta-n&#8230; portofoliu!<\/p>\n<p>Deci, nu degeaba tot ziceau unii, s\u0103racii,<br \/>\nC\u0103 lumea n-a f\u0103cut-o Dumnezeu, ci dacii!<br \/>\n\u0218i c\u0103 ei sunt acel b\u0103tr\u00e2n popor primordial<br \/>\nCare \u0219i-a-mpr\u0103\u0219tiat prin lume&#8230; lichidul seminal!<\/p>\n<p>Dac\u0103-i adev\u0103rat \u0219i nu e doar vreo alt\u0103 abera\u021bie,<br \/>\nAtunci aceast\u0103 \u0219tire e una de senza\u021bie!<br \/>\nC\u0103 prea ne luau \u00een r\u00e2s, to\u021bi, din col\u021bul gurii,<br \/>\nSpun\u00e2nd c\u0103 ne-am n\u0103scut ,,contra naturii\u201d&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>\u0218i c\u0103 ne tragem din Traian \u0219i Decebal<br \/>\nF\u0103c\u00e2nd aluzii de\u0219\u0103n\u021bate, \u00een sensul&#8230; sexual!<br \/>\nEi, uite c\u0103 acuma, le-o d\u0103m noi peste nas,<br \/>\nM\u00e2ndrindu-ne c\u0103 dacii no\u0219tri \u0219i altora le-au&#8230; tras!<\/p>\n<p>Acuma-i o problem\u0103 delicat\u0103 asta \u00eentre ,,fra\u021bi\u201d<br \/>\nDanezii ar putea s\u0103 cear\u0103:,,vrem \u021bar\u0103 s\u0103 ne da\u021bi!\u201d<br \/>\nS\u0103 vrea succesiune la notariat, cu acte,<br \/>\nDup\u0103 ,,bunicul\u201d Decebal sau Burebista se \u00eemparte&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Te pomene\u0219ti c\u0103 or vrea s\u0103 ia Carpa\u021bii la partaj,<br \/>\nCu tot cu Sfinx, cu Babe \u0219i c\u0103rbuni din abataj<br \/>\nOr vrea s\u0103 ia \u0219i Dun\u0103rea albastr\u0103 \u00een concesiune<br \/>\nS\u0103-\u0219i \u021bin\u0103 ei cor\u0103biile vikinge \u00een zonele mai bune&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Dar, dup\u0103 cum se \u0219tie, cred c-a\u021bi prins ideea,<br \/>\nCheia acestei rezolv\u0103ri istorice e tot&#8230; femeia!<br \/>\nC\u0103 nu degeaba a vrut ea ,,s\u0103m\u00e2n\u021b\u0103\u201d de danez<br \/>\nPoate a\u0219a ne schimb\u0103m stilul, \u00eentr-unul mai&#8230;burghez!<\/p>\n<p>Una peste alta, \u00eenconjura\u021bi de-oceanul slav,<br \/>\nE bine s\u0103 \u0219tii c\u0103 ai un frate poporul scandinav&#8230;<br \/>\nC\u0103ci, nu-i a\u0219a? atunci c\u00e2nd st\u0103 frate l\u00e2ng\u0103 frate,<br \/>\n\u0218i ru\u0219ii \u0219i americanii se dau mai la o parte&#8230;\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Leg\u0103turi de rudenie Am scris odat\u0103, de cur\u00e2nd, c\u00e2teva r\u00e2nduri, \u00cen care m\u0103 jucam ghidu\u0219&#8230; cu ni\u0219te g\u00e2nduri, Spun\u00e2nd a\u0219a,<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":7917,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[317,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8310"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8310"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8310\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8311,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8310\/revisions\/8311"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/7917"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8310"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8310"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8310"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}