{"id":8294,"date":"2019-10-21T17:29:31","date_gmt":"2019-10-21T14:29:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=8294"},"modified":"2019-10-21T17:29:31","modified_gmt":"2019-10-21T14:29:31","slug":"cotetul-metafore-urmatoarea-eclipsa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=8294","title":{"rendered":"Cote\u021bul cu metafore &#8211; La urm\u0103toarea eclips\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/image-8-e1523211807606.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/image-8-300x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6643 lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 300px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 300\/300;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/image-8-300x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6643\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\nLa urm\u0103toarea eclips\u0103<\/p>\n<p>L\u0103sa\u021bi dracu&#8217; din\u021b\u00edi lips\u0103!<br \/>\nHaide\u021bi cu to\u021bi la eclips\u0103!<br \/>\nIgnora\u021bi \u0219i reumatismul,<br \/>\n\u0218i aprinde\u021bi romantismul!<\/p>\n<p>S\u0103 nu v\u0103 uita\u021bi proteza,<br \/>\nAjusta\u021bi-v\u0103 orteza,<br \/>\nFace\u021bi stocul de perfuzii,<br \/>\nC\u0103 nu e loc de confuzii!<\/p>\n<p>Rudotelul la-ndem\u00e2n\u0103,<br \/>\nDoza pe o s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103,<br \/>\nAve\u021bi grij\u0103 cu prostata,<br \/>\nMai \u021bine\u021bi un pic \u0219i gata!<\/p>\n<p>Ave\u021bi grij\u0103 la emo\u021bie,<br \/>\nS\u0103 nu face\u021bi vreo como\u021bie!<br \/>\nSau s\u0103 face\u021bi, vai \u0219-amar,<br \/>\nVreun accident vascular!<\/p>\n<p>Cine va avea Alzheimer,<br \/>\nSau m\u0103car acolo, un Doppler,<br \/>\nVa prinde un loc \u00een fa\u021b\u0103,<br \/>\nAranjat va fi pe via\u021b\u0103!<\/p>\n<p>Iar cei cu senilitate,<br \/>\n\u0218i reflexele uitate,<br \/>\nVor putea s\u0103 o admire,<br \/>\n\u00cen stilul lor, cu uimire!<\/p>\n<p>\u00cens\u0103, cei ce au demen\u021b\u0103,<br \/>\nVor avea ceva clemen\u021b\u0103!<br \/>\nVor putea s\u0103 stea \u00een spate,<br \/>\nCu desuurile&#8230; udate!<\/p>\n<p>Al\u021bii, care-s cataleptici,<br \/>\nMai nebuni sau epileptici,<br \/>\nCare-au stat mai mult \u00een soare,<br \/>\nAr putea s\u0103 ne omoare!,<\/p>\n<p>Sau cei mai pu\u021bin alergici,<br \/>\nInclusiv cei tetraplegici,<br \/>\nZic s\u0103 nu li se permit\u0103,<br \/>\nCumva, limba s\u0103-\u0219i \u00eenghit\u0103!<\/p>\n<p>Vor vedea la pre\u021b redus<br \/>\nEclipsa, cel mai de sus!<br \/>\nFiindc\u0103 ei sunt ce au drepturi,<br \/>\nApar\u021bin\u00e2nd altor&#8230; cercuri!<\/p>\n<p>Cei ce au hemoroizi,<br \/>\nFiindc\u0103 sunt cei mai timizi,<br \/>\nVor sta numai \u00een picioare,<br \/>\nLa eclipsele solare&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>V\u0103 spun sincer, mi-am propus,<br \/>\nS\u0103 ajung acolo sus!<br \/>\nNu \u0219tiu cum, nu am habar,<br \/>\nVreau s\u0103 simt v\u00e2ntul solar!<\/p>\n<p>S\u0103-mi mai bat\u0103 \u00een chelie,<br \/>\nCea mai mare bucurie!<br \/>\nA\u0219a c\u0103 v\u0103 rog pe to\u021bi,<br \/>\nS\u0103 nu face\u021bi \u00een chilo\u021bi!<\/p>\n<p>Fiindc\u0103 n-ar fi indicat,<br \/>\nS\u0103 ne facem de&#8230; p\u0103cat,<br \/>\n\u0218i s\u0103 pierdem din vedere<br \/>\nEclipsa de&#8230; \u00eencheiere!<\/p>\n<p>Cic\u0103 pic\u0103 \u00eentr-o vineri,<br \/>\nDeci, \u0103\u0219tia care-s mai tineri,<br \/>\nAr putea s\u0103 ne mai scrie,<br \/>\nPe cruce sau pe sicrie!&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>\u0218i-apoi s\u0103 ne povesteasc\u0103,<br \/>\nDe eclipsa cea lumeasc\u0103,<br \/>\nC\u00e2nd ne-om \u00eent\u00e2lni pe balt\u0103,<br \/>\nPescuind, pe lumea-ailalt\u0103! <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>La urm\u0103toarea eclips\u0103 L\u0103sa\u021bi dracu&#8217; din\u021b\u00edi lips\u0103! Haide\u021bi cu to\u021bi la eclips\u0103! Ignora\u021bi \u0219i reumatismul, \u0218i aprinde\u021bi romantismul! 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