{"id":8281,"date":"2019-10-14T00:41:07","date_gmt":"2019-10-13T21:41:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=8281"},"modified":"2019-10-30T15:28:24","modified_gmt":"2019-10-30T12:28:24","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-agrafa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=8281","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Agraf\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8-200x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6924 lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 200px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 200\/300;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8-200x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6924\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n      Mi se spune antipatic. Mi s-a g\u0103sit la ultimul control cet\u0103\u021benesc un diagnostic&#8230;.<br \/>\n      Starea de ghimpe mi se <strong>agrav\u0103<\/strong> \u00eenc\u0103 de atunci, de la \u00eencorporare, \u0219i mai t\u00e2rziu, c\u00e2nd, la Independen\u021ba, am decis c\u0103 merit\u0103 s\u0103 fac ucenicie \u00een regie proprie ca sudor. Apoi, l\u0103sat la vatr\u0103 (A\u0219a zicea \u0219i mama: ,,Puturosule! Un foc nu e\u0219ti \u00een stare s\u0103 faci! &#8211; deh, nu pupasem \u00eenc\u0103 \u021biganc\u0103! &#8211; Dormi. R\u00e2c\u00e2ie \u0219i tu m\u0103car \u00een vatr\u0103, c\u0103 se sting c\u0103rbunii!), ba am stat \u00een coasta unuia, altuia, de-alde rom\u00e2ni cu preten\u021bii reduse. Culminez ast\u0103zi cu unii de soi. Mi s-a comunicat, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 am o umbr\u0103 de \u00eendoial\u0103 asupra veridicit\u0103\u021bii, printr-un&#8230;, c\u0103 sunt indezirabil \u00een fa\u021ba mai marilor edili locali, c\u0103 nivelul de ,,suferin\u021b\u0103&#8221; a ajuns la zero. De aceea \u0219i concluzia olacului: ca om e\u0219ti de nimic.<br \/>\n       Ce nu \u0219tiu mul\u021bi. A\u0219a am venit pe lume, \u00eentre dou\u0103 versiuni pecetluite cu inexisten\u021ba: s\u0103 fiu suprimat din fa\u0219\u0103 sau s\u0103 tr\u0103iesc ca \u0219i cum n-a\u0219 fi. Convenabil. Am stat \u00een umbra ,,\u0219tiin\u021bei&#8221; urbane cu lejeritate, necontarea pe scena umbletului cotidian citadin mi-a deschis toate c\u0103ile adev\u0103ratei libert\u0103\u021bi. Prostul, nebunul \u0219i invizibilul sunt tolera\u021bi p\u00e2n\u0103 la ignorare. C\u00e2t nu scot capul deasupra celorlal\u021bi.<br \/>\n       S\u0103-mi scape lingura din m\u00e2n\u0103, nu alta. Cum, m\u0103, s\u0103 te duc\u0103 mintea, \u00eence\u021bo\u0219at\u0103 de norii emeritismului, la a \u0219terge din canalul Youtube, din furie, pe fondul unei mojicii puerile, Radio, doar fiindc\u0103 una dintre prietene \u0219i-a ,,permis&#8221; s\u0103 pun\u0103 mai mult de-un like la videoclip, ,,\u0102sta-i&#8230; ce-mi place!&#8221;? Cum s\u0103 te duci la primar \u0219i s\u0103 te vai\u021bi de \u00eendep\u0103rtare din For\u021bele de Munc\u0103 &#8211; \u0219i nu fusese a\u0219a, se autopropusese -, doar ca s\u0103 fii premiat la-mplinirea a 500 \u0219i ceva de ani de la atestarea ora\u0219ului?<br \/>\n       Am povestit ce mi s-a-nt\u00e2mplat la Foc\u0219ani amu 17 ani? Dac\u0103 n-o fi-n Muzican\u021bii&#8230;. <strong>Agente<\/strong> \u0219i agen\u021bi de propagarea ,,talentelor&#8221; confra\u021bilor nu sunt numai la Bucure\u0219ti. La o azv\u00e2rlitur\u0103 de b\u0103\u021b, chiar dou\u0103 spre nord, Florin Gr\u0103jdeanu m-a asigurat c\u0103-s potrivit func\u021biunii om-orchestr\u0103 (ori om-robot, dup\u0103 ,,alint\u0103tura&#8221; lui Rechinu) \u00een m\u00e2ndra \u0219i frumoasa capital\u0103 a por\u021bii de intrare \u00een Moldova: Vrancea. A\u0219a numim jude\u021bul, dup\u0103 el botez\u0103m \u0219i restaurantul unde trei luni \u0219i jum\u0103tate trecute am crezut c\u0103-s bun de-o ciorb\u0103 cu c\u00e2ntec. C\u0103 trupa se <strong>agreg\u0103<\/strong> p\u00e2n\u0103 la sudura perfect\u0103. N-avusesem timp s\u0103-mi dau seama c\u0103 fusesem \u0219i acolo spin pentru un g\u00e2nd ascuns de suprimare, dar muzic\u0103n\u021beasc\u0103. De aceea, pentru a doua oar\u0103 \u00een via\u021b\u0103, mi-am zis, la final, c\u0103 trebuie s\u0103 lupt, s\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eempotrivesc, s\u0103 demonstrez c\u0103 exist \u0219i contez. \u00cenf\u0103\u021bi\u0219are directorului, prezentare a situa\u021biei, argumentare&#8230;. ,,Da, r\u0103m\u00e2i, te pl\u0103tesc&#8230;&#8221;, eram angajat legal, ,,&#8230; vii la program, nu c\u00e2n\u021bi, stai pe scaun&#8230;&#8221; \u00cen prim\u0103 faz\u0103 m-am executat victorios, c\u00e2\u0219tigasem cel pu\u021bin dreptul de fi c\u00e2teva ore ostentativ.<br \/>\n      Mi-am dat seama, cum \u0219i omul-motiv al digresiunii trebuia, \u00eens\u0103, c\u0103 nu pot schimba nimic. \u0218i numai de mil\u0103, pe care-am sim\u021bit-o din plin prin gestul patronal, nu aveam nevoie din partea celor doi fo\u0219ti colegi. Din partea nim\u0103nui. A <strong>aiepta<\/strong> cu folos r\u0103m\u00e2ne cel mai \u00een\u021belept mod de a nu pica \u00een plasa am\u0103girilor \u0219i \u00eencrederii alt\u0103dat\u0103.<br \/>\n      Suficient despre l\u0103ut\u0103risme. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mi se spune antipatic. Mi s-a g\u0103sit la ultimul control cet\u0103\u021benesc un diagnostic&#8230;. Starea de ghimpe mi se agrav\u0103 \u00eenc\u0103<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7,318],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8281"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8281"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8281\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8323,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8281\/revisions\/8323"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8281"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8281"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8281"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}