{"id":8277,"date":"2019-10-10T15:44:43","date_gmt":"2019-10-10T12:44:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=8277"},"modified":"2019-12-06T21:40:22","modified_gmt":"2019-12-06T18:40:22","slug":"spatii-culturale-ramnic-amour","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=8277","title":{"rendered":"Spa\u021bii culturale nr. 66 &#8211; R\u00e2mnic, mon amour!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/image.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/image-300x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-7286 lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 300px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 300\/300;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/image-300x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-7286\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n       S\u0103 te fereasc\u0103 Sf\u00e2ntul s\u0103 ai treab\u0103 la vreuna dintre institu\u021biile locale! De exemplu, dac\u0103 e\u0219ti pre\u0219edinte de Asocia\u021bie cultural\u0103, te duci la banca unde ai deschis cont \u0219i vrei s\u0103 depui un ordin de plat\u0103 pentru tipografie. Pentru c\u0103 lucr\u0103toarea te cunoa\u0219te (de, ora\u0219 mic, lume pu\u021bin\u0103), \u00ee\u021bi accept\u0103 biletul, dar te trimite la un birou unde o domni\u0219oar\u0103 te informeaz\u0103 c\u0103, \u00een conformitate cu nu \u0219tiu ce prevederi ale Uniunii Europene, statutul Asocia\u021biei trebuie actualizat. Completezi (cu ajutor) un teanc de h\u00e2rtii, dar nu este suficient. Mai trebuie un certificat de gref\u0103. Nu \u0219tii ce-i \u0103la. Nici domni\u0219oara nu prea \u0219tie, dar \u00ee\u021bi d\u0103 un model primit de la centru (banca este doar o sucursal\u0103). Te ui\u021bi \u0219i te miri; cine-l elibereaz\u0103? Domni\u0219oara de la banc\u0103 b\u0103nuie\u0219te c\u0103 judec\u0103toria. Pleci de acolo nel\u0103murit\u0103 \u0219i a doua zi iei drumul judec\u0103toriei. Acolo \u2013 paznici peste paznici, nu intri nici mort, dac\u0103 nu te \u00eencadrezi \u00een vreo \u201espe\u021b\u0103\u201d. Afli totu\u0219i c\u0103 de a\u0219a certificat s-ar putea s\u0103 se ocupe registratura, dar ai venit \u00een ziua nepotrivit\u0103. La registratur\u0103 este program numai mar\u021bea \u0219i joia, dou\u0103 ore, \u00een cursul dimine\u021bii. Cum este miercuri, pleci \u0219i te \u00eentorci a doua zi. Paznicilor le pari deja cunoscut\u0103, a\u0219a c\u0103 te las\u0103 \u00een\u0103untru. Mai ai de a\u0219teptat vreo zece minute p\u00e2n\u0103 la deschidere, dar deja mai sunt dou\u0103 persoane \u00eenaintea ta. A\u0219a-i la noi; oric\u00e2t de devreme te-ai scula \u0219i te-ai duce s\u0103 rezolvi o treab\u0103 birocratic\u0103, vei g\u0103si la coad\u0103 cel pu\u021bin doi-trei mai matinali dec\u00e2t tine. \u00cen sf\u00e2r\u0219it, intri \u0219i afli c\u0103 ai nimerit bine, de acolo se elibereaz\u0103 respectivul certificat, numai c\u0103 nu se poate s\u0103-l ob\u021bii, fiindc\u0103 lipsesc cei doi grefieri: unul are un deces \u00een familie, altul e \u00een concediu medical. Poate ai noroc mar\u021bi, s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2na viitoare. Func\u021bionara cu care discu\u021bi \u2013 o doamn\u0103 de la registratur\u0103 \u2013 are mil\u0103 de tine \u0219i te informeaz\u0103 c\u0103-\u021bi trebuie \u0219i o h\u00e2rtie de la prim\u0103rie, sec\u021bia taxe \u0219i impozite. Pleci la prim\u0103rie. Portarul te cunoa\u0219te \u0219i te trimite, gre\u0219it, la camera 1. Func\u021bionara de acolo te trimite, corect, la camera 12. O g\u0103se\u0219ti acolo pe o doamn\u0103 care era b\u0103tr\u00e2n\u0103 \u00eenc\u0103 de acum 40 de ani, c\u00e2nd ai venit tu \u00een R\u00e2mnic, dar este bine, nu te mai trimite nic\u0103ieri, \u00ee\u021bi completeaz\u0103 ea ni\u0219te chestii \u00een calculator, \u00ee\u021bi ia leul \u0219i-\u021bi elibereaz\u0103 h\u00e2rtia. Sunt toate \u0219ansele ca mar\u021bi, s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2na viitoare, s\u0103 termini povestea cu certificatul. Hai liberare!<br \/>\nNumai de noroc s\u0103 nu se sperie omul! Mar\u021bea, zi cu ghinion, pare a infirma tradi\u021bia: reu\u0219e\u0219ti s\u0103 ob\u021bii, dup\u0103 vreo dou\u0103 ore de stat pe hol \u0219i admirat oarece panouri, dar \u0219i scandaluri provocate de o \u201emembr\u0103 de partid\u201d (cum se autointituleaz\u0103) de etnie irelevant\u0103, necesarul certificat. R\u0103sufli u\u0219urat\u0103 \u0219i pleci cu el la banc\u0103. Acolo r\u0103m\u00e2i f\u0103r\u0103 senza\u021bia de triumf \u0219i satisfac\u021bie cu care ai r\u0103bdat mersul prin soarele arz\u0103tor, pe str\u0103zi f\u0103r\u0103 speran\u021b\u0103 de verdea\u021b\u0103 \u0219i r\u0103coare: certificatul este bun, dar nu-i suficient: mai trebuie o adeverin\u021b\u0103 care s\u0103 ateste c\u0103 Asocia\u021bia este vie, func\u021bioneaz\u0103 \u0219i n-a suferit modific\u0103ri de statut.<br \/>\nPleci cu coada \u00eentre picioare, ca celebrii euro maidanezi exila\u021bi de pe centru, \u00een zona g\u0103rii. Mai ai de a\u0219teptat o zi, \u00eenainte de a relua cruciada. Acas\u0103, studiezi modelul de adeverin\u021b\u0103 (ai unul, c\u0103 ora\u0219ul este mic \u0219i func\u021bionarii te cunosc, a\u0219a c\u0103 nu-\u0219i bat joc de tine). Confec\u021bionezi, cu lung suspin, unul \u00een calculator, \u00een vederea unui c\u00e2\u0219tig de timp, a doua zi, c\u00e2nd reiei drumul spre judec\u0103torie. Acolo, aceea\u0219i \u00eembulzeal\u0103 de etnie irelevant\u0103, aceia\u0219i paznici (\u00ee\u021bi fac loc s\u0103 intri \u0219i nu te mai \u00eentreab\u0103 unde te duci). Doamna grefier\u0103 apare destul de repede, se uit\u0103 la tine cu mil\u0103 \u0219i-\u021bi ia modelul de adeverin\u021b\u0103 din m\u00e2n\u0103 (\u00eel ai \u0219i pe stick, dar nu-i trebuie ei a\u0219a ceva). Iar a\u0219tep\u021bi, iar admiri, iar te miri. E\u0219ti trezit\u0103 din melancolie de glasul grefierei: ea a f\u0103cut adeverin\u021ba, dar domnul judec\u0103tor nu vrea s-o semneze dec\u00e2t dac\u0103 verific\u0103 actele constitutive ale Asocia\u021biei. Norocul t\u0103u c\u0103 ai venit prev\u0103z\u0103toare pe lumea aceasta plin\u0103 de-amaruri \u0219i de chin. Dai jos de pe um\u0103r geanta gen paporni\u021b\u0103, \u00een care \u00eencape con\u021binutul unei tarabe din pia\u021b\u0103, \u0219i pescuie\u0219ti de acolo dosarul cu actele \u00een original. Func\u021bionara z\u00e2mbe\u0219te, ia dosarul \u0219i dispare cu el. Se \u00eentoarce dup\u0103 vreo or\u0103, dar cu folos: are \u00een m\u00e2ini \u0219i dosarul, \u0219i blestemata de adeverin\u021b\u0103 semnat\u0103 \u0219i parafat\u0103 de domnul judec\u0103tor.<br \/>\nPleci, dar mai pu\u021bin satisf\u0103cut\u0103 \u0219i mai pu\u021bin triumf\u0103toare, roas\u0103 de sumbra presim\u021bire c\u0103 va mai fi nevoie de vreo adeverin\u021b\u0103, ceva, scornit\u0103 peste noapte de ni\u0219te min\u021bi odihnite de la centru. Dar nu, nu de aici va veni surpriza: func\u021bionara de la banc\u0103 a intrat \u00een concediu. Nu-i bai, \u00eei \u021bine locul altcineva. \u0218i abia acum ai noroc \u00een adev\u0103ratul sens al cuv\u00e2ntului: \u00eenlocuitoarea \u2013 \u00een care recuno\u0219ti o domni\u0219oar\u0103 cu care ai comp\u0103timit pe holurile judec\u0103toriei &#8211; se uit\u0103 la adeverin\u021b\u0103 ca la Sf\u00e2ntul Graal, fiindc\u0103 pentru a\u0219a ceva ea se zbate de circa o lun\u0103: \u201eCum a\u021bi reu\u0219it?! C\u0103 mie domnul judec\u0103tor a refuzat categoric s\u0103 mi-o semneze\u201d. Te miri \u0219i tu, apoi r\u0103sufli u\u0219urat\u0103: nu mai este nevoie de nicio h\u00e2rtie, po\u021bi b\u0103ga paporni\u021ba \u00een dressing \u0219i dosarul \u00een biblioraft, p\u00e2n\u0103 la noi schimb\u0103ri administrativ-bancare ai dreptul s\u0103 te ui\u021bi la cl\u0103direa judec\u0103toriei numai a\u0219a, \u00een treac\u0103t, de pe strad\u0103, \u00een timp ce gone\u0219ti spre alt\u0103 surs\u0103 de h\u00e2rtii inutile.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>S\u0103 te fereasc\u0103 Sf\u00e2ntul s\u0103 ai treab\u0103 la vreuna dintre institu\u021biile locale! De exemplu, dac\u0103 e\u0219ti pre\u0219edinte de Asocia\u021bie cultural\u0103,<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":18,"featured_media":7286,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[314,7],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8277"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/18"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8277"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8277\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8358,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8277\/revisions\/8358"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/7286"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8277"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8277"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8277"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}