{"id":8275,"date":"2019-10-10T15:37:04","date_gmt":"2019-10-10T12:37:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=8275"},"modified":"2019-10-10T15:37:04","modified_gmt":"2019-10-10T12:37:04","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-aglica-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=8275","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Aglic\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8-200x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6924 lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 200px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 200\/300;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8-200x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6924\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n       P\u0103stram cu drag cuvin\u021belul din titlu (diminutiv la sugestia indirect\u0103 a unei cursante, poate chiar dou\u0103, dedate la mic\u0219orarea merg\u0103toarelor \u00een examin\u0103rile de final de an), dar \u00een dosul acela&#8230;.<br \/>\n       De-acolo, c\u00e2t vedeam cu ochii, ca acel <strong>aheean<\/strong>, plecat c\u00e2t s\u0103-\u0219i lase Penelopa de izbeli\u0219te, pe m\u0103ri, c\u00e2mpuri de gr\u00e2u. \u00centre grajdul de acoperit \u0219i \u00eenvecinatul o p\u0103dure de tufe. Ostil\u0103. \u00cenfrico\u0219\u0103toare. 55 de metri de necunoscut. De \u0219erpi \u0219i \u0219obolani. De plante bizare, crescute s\u0103lbatic una dintr-alta, \u00een\u021besate, \u021bepoase, de straj\u0103 (c\u0103 tot aminti nea Viorel Dodan de neuitatul comunism), fantomatic, sacrificatelor bovine. Oric\u00e2t am \u00eencercat s\u0103 m\u0103 strecor \u00eentre ele \u0219i zid, pentru o evaluare a problemelor \u00eent\u00e2lnite \u0219i la Gelu, la poale, n-am reu\u0219it, ramurile m\u0103 <strong>ag\u0103\u021bau<\/strong>, r\u0103d\u0103cinile ie\u0219ite din matc\u0103 \u00eemi puneau piedic\u0103, \u00eenc\u00e2t la un moment r\u0103m\u0103sesem ag\u0103\u021bat precum hobbitul prins \u00een mrejele uria\u0219ului p\u0103ianjen \u00eenaintea marii izb\u00e2nzi salvatoare de omenire. Se-nfipsese \u00een tricou o crac\u0103, pantalonului \u00eei intrase o alta pe la h\u0103itoac\u0103, tr\u0103geam disperat \u0219i, chiar cu o oarecare mobilitate, \u00eencerc\u0103rile au e\u0219uat. Cristi, salvarea mea. C\u0103ci dup\u0103 N\u0103ic\u0103&#8230;.<br \/>\n       ,,Da&#8217; stai, m\u0103, acolo! Iote, <strong>aguzii<\/strong>-s aproape cop\u021bi, vreo dou\u0103 <strong>agri\u0219e<\/strong>-s \u00een st\u00e2nga&#8230;&#8221; ,,R\u00e2zi, zic, \u00een loc s\u0103-\u021bi par\u0103 bine (!)!<strong> Agri\u0219\u0103<\/strong> s\u0103-ngurgitezi tu! \u0218i <strong>agudul<\/strong> \u0103la s\u0103-\u021bi fac\u0103 \u021bie buzele vinete! Mi\u0219c\u0103-te, c\u0103-mb\u0103tr\u00e2nesc \u00een p\u0103durea asta amazonian\u0103!&#8221; <strong>Agrara<\/strong> lucrare necesita \u00een primul r\u00e2nd o defri\u0219are total\u0103, apoi dezgolire de eternit\u0103. O treab\u0103 pentru&#8230;.<br \/>\n       Doi nebuni. \u0218i eu, \u0219i C\u0103t\u0103lin primisem \u00een tinere\u021be calificativele, am\u00e2ndoi de-un curaj, am\u00e2ndoi de-o despuiere memorabil\u0103. \u00cens\u0103 fiecare la timpul lui. \u0218i-n c\u00e2rciuma unde-\u0219i f\u0103cea veacul. Eu la Turist, el la Terasa Parc. Un muzicant \u0219i un osp\u0103tar \u00eenchipui\u021bi la plaja de nudi\u0219ti. Dar cu m\u0103sur\u0103 \u0219i par\u021bial.<br \/>\n      Asta nu \u0219tia Fane, altfel nu se erija \u00een geamba\u0219 de lucr\u0103ri. Prin ce <strong>agonii<\/strong> \u0219i extaze trecusem \u0219i cum ne \u00eenfr\u0103\u021bise comportamentul afectat de sup\u0103rare \u0219i pahare destule peste limita admisibil\u0103.<br \/>\n     ,,U\u0219or, Cristi, c\u0103 m\u0103 rupi! La ce te <strong>aiep\u021bi<\/strong> a\u0219a-n lenjeria mea?&#8221;<br \/>\n     Alt client, alt\u0103 f\u0103c\u0103tur\u0103, alte probleme de montaj. Acelea\u0219i tertipuri opera\u021bionale, \u00eembun\u0103t\u0103\u021bite, pentru un deziderat suprem: perfec\u021biune. Vizat \u0219i neatins. Angajarea \u00een fronturi de lucru de gata, pe structuri vechi executate cu marj\u0103 de eroare la nivelul zecilor de centimetri, probabil \u0219i o suprafa\u021b\u0103 cadastral\u0103 nu \u00eendeajuns sondat\u0103 de rezisten\u021b\u0103, m\u00e2ini neexperimentate, utilaje uzate, comenduiri de \u0219antier defectuoase, ploi, ghinioane \u0219i plictiseal\u0103 la cea din urm\u0103 construc\u021bie, chiar lene, fiindc\u0103 din \u0103\u0219tia care nu <strong>ahtiau<\/strong> dup\u0103 munc\u0103 intensiv\u0103 mai v\u0103zusem. Pe vremea r\u0103posatei ere socialiste d\u0103dusem \u00een trap la niscai grajduri dobrogene, iar ca parteneri civili, eu militar, am avut parte de c\u00e2teva lepre. \u00cen sensurile cele mai rele. Deopotriv\u0103 cele mai bune. Disimulau inactivitatea, ei, fo\u0219ti de\u021binu\u021bi, dup\u0103 obiceiuri burgheze. M\u0103suca matinal\u0103, siest\u0103, prospectarea terenului ce urma a intra \u00een produc\u021bie, inspectarea \u0219i contabilizarea materialelor, \u021bigarea, tihnita preg\u0103tire a&#8230;. Mortar, bre! Ni\u0219te \u021bigani cu preten\u021bii de meseria\u0219i, arunca\u021bi de mai marii <strong>agilor<\/strong> departe de comunit\u0103\u021bile respectabile, c\u0103rora nu le <strong>agreai<\/strong> \u00een veci nici na\u0219terea, nici prezen\u021ba, nici comportamentul, cu at\u00e2t mai pu\u021bin cele dou\u0103 sc\u00e2rbite mistrii aruncate silnic pe mururi \u0219i ,,praten\u021biile&#8221; de-a li se servi \u00eend\u0103r\u0103turi gestice \u0219i verbale conforme cu statutul de o treapt\u0103 peste a noastr\u0103.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>P\u0103stram cu drag cuvin\u021belul din titlu (diminutiv la sugestia indirect\u0103 a unei cursante, poate chiar dou\u0103, dedate la mic\u0219orarea merg\u0103toarelor<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":6924,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7,318],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8275"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8275"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8275\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8276,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8275\/revisions\/8276"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6924"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8275"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8275"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8275"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}