{"id":8273,"date":"2019-10-10T15:38:49","date_gmt":"2019-10-10T12:38:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=8273"},"modified":"2019-10-10T15:38:49","modified_gmt":"2019-10-10T12:38:49","slug":"cotetul-metafore-sfanta","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=8273","title":{"rendered":"Cote\u021bul cu metafore &#8211; La Sf\u00e2nta"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/image-8-e1523211807606.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/image-8-300x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6643 lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 300px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 300\/300;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/image-8-300x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6643\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\nLa Sf\u00e2nta&#8230;<br \/>\nAst\u0103zi este o zi mare,<br \/>\nLa cre\u0219tini e s\u0103rb\u0103toare<br \/>\n\u00cenc-un sf\u00e2nt \u00een calendar,<br \/>\nParascheva, a\u0219adar.<br \/>\nSute de enoria\u0219i,<br \/>\nFac pelerinaj la Ia\u0219i.<br \/>\nNu e v\u00e2nt \u0219i nu e ploaie,<br \/>\nCredin\u021ba s\u0103 le \u00eenmoaie.<br \/>\nFiindc\u0103, dup\u0103 cum se spune<br \/>\nSf\u00e2nta face o minune<br \/>\nPentru cei ce-au stat \u00een strad\u0103,<br \/>\nMai departe-n ea s\u0103 cread\u0103&#8230;<br \/>\nSe spune c\u0103 Sf\u00e2nta are,<br \/>\n\u0218i puteri vindec\u0103toare,<br \/>\nAduce \u0219i bani \u00een cas\u0103,<br \/>\nPune \u0219i p\u00e2ine pe mas\u0103&#8230;<br \/>\nTe scap\u0103 de datorii,<br \/>\nDe dureri \u0219i doctorii,<br \/>\nTe cur\u0103\u021b\u0103 de p\u0103cate<br \/>\nC\u00e2teva, doar nu pe toate&#8230;<br \/>\n\u00ce\u021bi d\u0103 \u0219i noroc la loto&#8230;<br \/>\n(Asta chiar e tare, sotto!)<br \/>\n\u00ce\u021bi g\u0103se\u0219ti chiar \u0219i perechea<br \/>\nDac\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi ciule\u0219ti urechea&#8230;<br \/>\nMai afli c\u00e2te-o re\u021bet\u0103<br \/>\nSau \u0219tiri despre vreo starlet\u0103,<br \/>\nCare \u0219i-a pus silicoane,<br \/>\nDe te-nchini pe la icoane&#8230;<br \/>\nB\u00e2rfe, zvonuri, c\u00e2te-n stele,<br \/>\nAfli despre toate cele.<br \/>\nC\u00e2t timp coada-nainteaz\u0103,<br \/>\nLumea mai socializeaz\u0103&#8230;<br \/>\nDe aceea, mi se pare,<br \/>\nC\u0103 e chiar socializare<br \/>\nE un altfel de Facebook<br \/>\nPoate chiar o s\u0103 m\u0103 duc&#8230;<br \/>\nVezi \u0219i telefoane smart<br \/>\nCu Sf\u00e2nta&#8230;ecran de start,<br \/>\nIar ca rington, neap\u0103rat,<br \/>\nPsalm, religios c\u00e2ntat&#8230;<br \/>\nDiscu\u021bii pe tonuri joase<br \/>\nR\u0103spunsuri religioase:<br \/>\n,,-C\u00e2nd mai vii acas\u0103, f\u0103?<br \/>\n,,-Sunt la Sf\u00e2nta, las\u0103-m\u0103!\u201d<br \/>\n,,-Fi-\u021bi-ar Sf\u00e2nta \u0219i to\u021bi viii!<br \/>\nIo stau singur cu copiii!\u201e<br \/>\nEi, dar las\u0103, las\u0103, las\u0103&#8230;<br \/>\nC\u0103 vii tu-napoi acas\u0103&#8230;<br \/>\n-Ia, mai las\u0103-m\u0103 Ioane!<br \/>\nS\u0103 m\u0103 rog pe la icoane<br \/>\n\u0218i c\u00e2nd oi veni acas\u0103,<br \/>\nS\u0103 g\u0103sesc p\u00e2inea pe mas\u0103!\u201d<br \/>\nAstfel, c\u00e2t se st\u0103 la coad\u0103,<br \/>\nRela\u021biile se \u00eennoad\u0103,<br \/>\nSe \u0219terg fe\u021bele de farduri,<br \/>\nC\u00e2t stai sprijinit de garduri.<br \/>\nGarduri frumos aranjate,<br \/>\nDe jandarmi supravegheate,<br \/>\nCe sunt, cum au fost mereu,<br \/>\nCu fric\u0103 de Dumnezeu&#8230;<br \/>\nCare stau \u00een umezeal\u0103<br \/>\nS\u0103 nu fie \u00eembulzeal\u0103<br \/>\n\u0218i s\u0103 fie totul bine<br \/>\nIar lumea s\u0103 nu le\u0219ine&#8230;<br \/>\nS\u0103 ajung\u0103 to\u021bi la oase<br \/>\nPentru cinci secunde, \u0219ase,<br \/>\nDup\u0103 ce au stat trei zile<br \/>\nCu siropuri \u0219i pastile&#8230;<br \/>\nVai, ce-am zis aicea eu!<br \/>\nNu m-o bate Dumnezeu<br \/>\nC\u0103 sunt at\u00e2t de ironic<br \/>\nCu acest simbol&#8230; iconic?<br \/>\nNu \u0219tiu, cum mi-o fi norocul!<br \/>\n\u0218i c\u00e2nd mi-o veni sorocul,<br \/>\nS\u0103 fiu aspru pedepsit<br \/>\nC\u0103 nu m-am&#8230; c\u0103lug\u0103rit!<br \/>\nS\u0103-mi ias\u0103 \u00een cale broa\u0219te,<br \/>\nC\u0103 n-am fost \u0219i eu la moa\u0219te,<br \/>\nC\u0103 nu am pupat vreuna,<br \/>\nS\u0103 mi se usuce&#8230; m\u00e2na!<br \/>\nNumai eu \u0219tiu ce-oi p\u0103\u021bi<br \/>\nPentru ce v-am spus aci!<br \/>\nDe-aia-nchei, m\u0103 duc la p\u00e2ine<br \/>\n\u0218i-om vedea ce-o mai fi m\u00e2ine!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>La Sf\u00e2nta&#8230; Ast\u0103zi este o zi mare, La cre\u0219tini e s\u0103rb\u0103toare \u00cenc-un sf\u00e2nt \u00een calendar, Parascheva, a\u0219adar. 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