{"id":8199,"date":"2019-09-16T22:40:35","date_gmt":"2019-09-16T19:40:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=8199"},"modified":"2019-09-16T22:40:35","modified_gmt":"2019-09-16T19:40:35","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-afanai","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=8199","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Af\u00e2nai"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8-200x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6924 lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 200px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 200\/300;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8-200x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6924\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n        Cauza major\u0103 a sistemului adoptat&#8230;. C\u00e2nd n-a fost una?<br \/>\n       Cum&#8230; ca s\u0103? O secund\u0103 g\u00e2ndire. Pe dedesubt sau \u00een afar\u0103. Dou\u0103 posibilit\u0103\u021bi probate, viabile. Cu dou\u0103 tipuri de jgheab, cu trei dimensiuni diferite. Primul prins \u00eenainte ca tabla s\u0103-\u0219i ocupe locul pe acoperi\u0219 \u00een c\u00e2teva cuie. La final, prinderea a\u0219a zisului ciubuc cu profilul trapezoidal \u00een trei laturi, ambutisat dup\u0103 forma celor patru cute ale tablei. Plus reglajul. Mirajul liniilor perfecte. Al doilea, la cl\u0103direa biroului, fiindc\u0103 nu participasem la feritoarea de ploaie, acela\u0219i model, mic\u0219orat, <strong>agreat<\/strong> \u00een cele din urm\u0103 de nevoie, a primit montajul \u00een exterior, cu hol\u021b\u0219uruburile la vedere, dar mascate oarecum de spa\u021biul mic dintre zid \u0219i partea din spate a ulucului. Acesta, ultimul, cu form\u0103 \u00een sec\u021biune apropiat\u0103 literei C, montat tot \u00een afar\u0103, \u00eens\u0103 niciun mo\u021b de autofiletant la vedere, cu profilele prinse \u00eenainte, altfel&#8230;. Noutate. Scara \u00een dou\u0103 p\u0103r\u021bi, dou\u0103 sc\u00e2nduri sub unul dintre picioare, ca s\u0103 nu repet figura cu atrac\u021bia brusc\u0103 la sol, una sprijinit\u0103 de zid, destinat\u0103 unuia dintre ajutoare, pentru pozi\u021bionarea \u00een locul potrivit, c\u00e2t timp \u00eenfiletam \u0219uruburile \u00een locuri esen\u021biale. Prima bucat\u0103, a doua \u0219i o bucat\u0103 mai scurt\u0103 \u00een cap\u0103t.<br \/>\n     Dep\u0103\u0219isem cu mult ora programului normal \u00een ziua <strong>agrar\u0103<\/strong> de munc\u0103 \u00eenainte de culesul oficial al orzului. Pe la \u0219ase ale dup\u0103-amiezii, Fane ne puse \u00eent\u00e2ia dat\u0103 \u00eentrebarea, indiscret\u0103, dac\u0103 mai st\u0103m. Ce \u00eentrebare. Improprie. Munceam pe ruptelea, \u00een b\u0103taia unui v\u00e2nt ce spulbera de pe bancul ,,\u00eenchiriat&#8221; tot ce nu \u00eendeplinea criteriul unit\u0103\u021bii interna\u021bionale de greutate, kilul, cu dificultate. \u0218i noi am fi plecat ca nep\u0103s\u0103torii, con\u0219tiin\u021ba \u00eens\u0103&#8230;. ,,Mai&#8230; st\u0103m!&#8221; Planul de munc\u0103 \u00een afara serviciului avea un deziderat precis: termin\u0103m partea asta de acoperi\u0219 \u0219i a doua zi \u00eemi reiau locul la birou, tata \u0219i Cristi urm\u00e2nd s\u0103 se ocupe de cealalt\u0103. Perspectiv\u0103 ce l-a dus la exasperare pe F\u0103nic\u0103, \u00eendesitele vizite \u0219i ,,Mai ave\u021bi?&#8221;-iurile produc\u00e2ndu-i sevraj. <strong>Agonic<\/strong> \u0219i dezn\u0103d\u0103jduit c\u0103-i \u00eent\u00e2rziem plecarea. O merita. De c\u00e2te ori, chiar \u0219i-n acea zi, nu ne servise ,,pastila&#8221; \u00eent\u00e2rzierii?: ,,Acum se vine?&#8221; Mai r\u0103m\u00e2nea s\u0103 ne pun\u0103 la semnat condica, s\u0103 ne oblige s\u0103 bif\u0103m cartofeca prins\u0103 cu <strong>agrafe<\/strong> l\u00e2ng\u0103 u\u0219\u0103 la venire \u0219i plecare.<br \/>\n       Nervos, <strong>aiept\u0103<\/strong> cutia ce st\u0103tea deasupra celei cu silicoane. \u00cen loc s\u0103 str\u00e2ngem sculele, noi aveam nevoie de doi stropi de adeziv impermeabil. \u00cen ultimul sfert de ceas al orelor 18. Parc\u0103-i d\u0103dusem cu barda-n moalele capului. L-am calmat cu promisiunea a 15 minute finale.<br \/>\n       Se luminase la ,,Gata!&#8221; al nostru. <strong>Agr\u0103ii<\/strong> cu emfaz\u0103, c\u00e2t s\u0103 nu g\u0103seasc\u0103 motive de apostrofare, argumentativ \u0219i cu un strop de superioritate, s\u0103 nu uite cui \u00eei este adresat\u0103 lucrarea.<br \/>\n       Peste noapte am \u00eenceput calculele. Trei ore \u0219i \u00eenc\u0103 pu\u021bin din a patra. Speram s\u0103 fie de ajuns p\u0103r\u021bii r\u0103mase f\u0103r\u0103 jgheab \u0219i celor patru burlane aferente. Pot merge \u0219i eu a doua zi. P\u00e2n\u0103 la 12 e cam gata. Plec\u0103m la 7:30. Zis \u0219i nef\u0103cut. Cristi \u0219i dimine\u021bile ocupate de familie. Tata \u0219i grija pentru defec\u021biunile minore la ma\u0219in\u0103. Ne-apuc\u0103 9. Pentru u\u0219urarea mont\u0103rii am hot\u0103r\u00e2t \u00eembinarea dou\u0103 c\u00e2te dou\u0103. M\u0103surare, decupare pentru \u0219tu\u021bul de scurgere, urcare. <strong>Ag\u0103\u021b\u0103m<\/strong>&#8230;. <strong>Ahului ahturi<\/strong>, necazului o injurie, regretului un glon\u021b imaginar \u00een t\u00e2mpl\u0103. <strong>Aiasta<\/strong>-i! Pleci cu st\u00e2ngul matinal, o \u021bii p\u00e2n\u0103 la soare-n cre\u0219tet. Chiar mai t\u00e2rziu. Un \u0219tu\u021b cu gura c\u0103scat\u0103-n fereastr\u0103, un polistiren de cur\u0103\u021bat de pe pielea sandwichului, r\u0103mas de pe urma anteconstructorilor, lipsa unui capac, un loc \u00een zid \u00eenc\u0103p\u0103\u021b\u00e2nat la g\u0103urire, o aliniere n\u0103b\u0103d\u0103ioas\u0103&#8230;. Un Fane <strong>ahtiat<\/strong> dup\u0103 fel de fel de mici servicii.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Cauza major\u0103 a sistemului adoptat&#8230;. C\u00e2nd n-a fost una? Cum&#8230; ca s\u0103? O secund\u0103 g\u00e2ndire. 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