{"id":8162,"date":"2019-09-06T12:01:26","date_gmt":"2019-09-06T09:01:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=8162"},"modified":"2019-09-06T12:01:26","modified_gmt":"2019-09-06T09:01:26","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-afurca","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=8162","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Afurc\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8-200x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6924 lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 200px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 200\/300;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8-200x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6924\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n       Asear\u0103 venise cu adev\u0103rat vara. Am v\u0103zut-o.<br \/>\n      Un astfel de <strong>afi\u0219aj<\/strong> stradal mai rar. Torida zi de mar\u021bi a despuiat efective (v\u0103 a\u0219tepta\u021bi la f\u0103r\u0103 e) \u00eentregi de dame \u0219i d\u0103mu\u021be, copile \u0219i adolescente, d\u00e2ndu-mi impresia, ochind pe sub pleoapele inundate de sudoare \u00een plenitudinea \u0219i ingratitudinea rolului muncitoresc de cas\u0103 nou\u0103, c\u0103-s r\u0103mas pe litoral (de unde m\u0103 \u0219i returnasem recent). Frumoasa mea localitate se caut\u0103 de ceva vreme de cosmopolitism, \u00een dorin\u021ba-i stringent\u0103 de ocol a manierelor bune, recurg\u00e2nd la subterfugii, spre a-\u0219i lipi <strong>afixul<\/strong> neo, indiferent de consecin\u021be. \u0218i nu vor \u00eent\u00e2rzia s\u0103 apar\u0103 (cele rele s\u0103 se&#8230; adune).<br \/>\n      Hai, c-avem de treab\u0103, nu de pierdut timpul c-o b\u0103l\u0103ceal\u0103! C\u00e2nd s\u0103 zici stop, na-\u021bi-o bun\u0103 c\u0103 mai e! Fane s-a interpus plec\u0103rii noastre, \u00een aceea\u0219i manier\u0103 ca a lui Gelu, se <strong>afilie<\/strong>, dup\u0103 ultima noastr\u0103 descindere, la curentul persuasiunii ,,cucere\u0219te \u0219i dezbin\u0103&#8221;, invers obi\u0219nuitei sintagme, apel\u00e2nd la coarda sensibil\u0103 a trecutului, gratul\u00e2ndu-ne (nu-i st\u0103tea niciodat\u0103 \u00een fire) cu diverse atribute, printre care ,,cei mai mari meseria\u0219i&#8221;, l\u0103s\u00e2ndu-ne descump\u0103ni\u021bi cu cererea anex\u0103. Cererile. Venite pe r\u00e2nd. ,,S\u0103 v\u0103 uita\u021bi \u0219i la jgheabul primului siloz.&#8221; Ca mai apoi, c\u00e2nd crezur\u0103m ispr\u0103vit\u0103 munc\u0219oara, cu peripe\u021bii&#8230;. Deh, b\u0103ie\u021bii, fo\u0219ti tractori\u0219ti, rutieri\u0219ti de brazd\u0103, nu sc\u0103paser\u0103 de metehnele condusului l\u0103l\u00e2i \u0219i d\u0103dur\u0103 de vreo dou\u0103 ori cu b\u00e2ta-n balta material\u0103 a \u0219efului, implicit \u00een m\u0103rea\u021ba noastr\u0103 realizare. Cu tirurile se-nfipser\u0103-n minun\u0103\u021biile de jgheaburi, ele \u00eensele ni\u0219te mon\u0219tri pentru uz industrial, bo\u021bindu-le, g\u0103urindu-le&#8230;. P\u0103reau \u00eenjunghiate. Cum, necum, am g\u0103sit o modalitate de-a ar\u0103ta estetic c\u00e2t de c\u00e2t. Cioc\u0103nite, dezdoite, aduse la fosta stare de fabrica\u021bie. Aproximativ\u0103. Apoi a urmat cur\u0103\u021barea \u0219i repansarea. Apa \u00ee\u0219i g\u0103sise loc \u0219i pe la c\u00e2teva n\u0103zi (\u00eembin\u0103ri) supura: n\u0103mol de M\u0103crina. Miros aidoma b\u0103legarului de vac\u0103, aspect identic. Acolo mi-am testat calit\u0103\u021bile de echilibrist. Cascadoria e simpl\u0103, mai c\u0103 a\u0219 recomanda-o. Desfacere chinuitoare de band\u0103 colant\u0103 cu folie de aluminiu. Cu\u021bit, cater, dalt\u0103. \u00cenc\u0103rcat manual de im (tin\u0103). Sp\u0103lare de ,,putin\u0103&#8221;. Pu\u021bin ajutor. Dintr-o parte Cristi, din locul de jonc\u021biune eu, altfel lichidul se <strong>afluia<\/strong> \u00een direc\u021bia opus\u0103, am dat de alb (culoarea original\u0103). Am \u0219ters pe toate fe\u021bele, am pus dou\u0103 stavile de c\u00e2rp\u0103 murmurului de ap\u0103 remanent, am aplicat un nou material adeziv izolant, i-am prins hol\u0219uruburile \u0219i&#8230;. Taman la final, scara s-a prelins o secund\u0103 pe cimentul elicoptat (c\u0103ci finisarea cu ,,elicopterul&#8221; nu poate fi numit\u0103 altfel), sticl\u0103, p\u00e2n\u0103 s-a culcat pe orizontal\u0103. Eu, deodat\u0103 cu ea, \u00eens\u0103 ajuns pe ,,p\u0103m\u00e2nt&#8221; \u00een pozi\u021bia cea mai rect\u0103, cu palmele r\u0103zuite de contactul permanent cu peretele. ,,Bre!&#8230;&#8221; a fost ultima exclama\u021bie. Iar dup\u0103, nimic. Cuprins de <strong>afonii<\/strong> total. De fric\u0103, de ciud\u0103, de&#8230;. Dup\u0103 momentul de reculegere (de pe jos)&#8230;. ,,Nu m\u0103 <strong>agasai<\/strong> matale, tat\u0103, cu grija permanent\u0103 pentru cel\u0103lalt? \u021aine-l, m\u0103! Stai \u00een scar\u0103! Unde fuse\u0219i?&#8221; La umbr\u0103. C\u00e2t\u0103 mai era-ntre cele dou\u0103 hambare la orele 14 trecute. \u00cemi mu\u0219casem falca \u0219i-mi s\u00e2ngera u\u0219or, dar nu le-am mai spus c-am intrat \u00een r\u00e2ndul celor <strong>afto\u0219i<\/strong>. C\u00e2teva zile.<br \/>\n       Devenise obi\u0219nuin\u021b\u0103. ,,Unde pleca\u021bi? Trebuie s\u0103 punem ni\u0219te jgheaburi \u00een cap\u0103t la \u0103la al doilea pe care l-a\u021bi acoperit.&#8221;, ,,Le-a\u021bi f\u0103r\u00e2mat \u0219i pe-alea?&#8221;, ,,Nu. N-ai v\u0103zut ce-am f\u0103cut?&#8221; Curiozitate lips\u0103. Singura o potolisem intr\u00e2nd \u0219i-ncerc\u00e2ndu-mi glasul \u00een ,,aula&#8221; cea nou\u0103. Reverbera\u021bie 2 secunde.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Asear\u0103 venise cu adev\u0103rat vara. Am v\u0103zut-o. Un astfel de afi\u0219aj stradal mai rar. 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