{"id":8141,"date":"2019-08-28T22:52:21","date_gmt":"2019-08-28T19:52:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=8141"},"modified":"2019-08-28T22:52:21","modified_gmt":"2019-08-28T19:52:21","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-afinei","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=8141","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Afinei"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8-200x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6924 lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 200px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 200\/300;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8-200x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6924\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n      Puteam fi acuzat de <strong>afonie<\/strong>. De surzenie sigur.<br \/>\n      Cu inima-n din\u021bi m-am \u00eenf\u0103\u021bi\u0219at lui Gelu. ,,Noi am terminat\u2026.\u201d, ,,Nu pleca\u021bi. M\u00e2nca\u021bi \u0219i voi\u2026.\u201d P\u00e2n\u0103 s\u0103 se str\u00e2ng\u0103 toat\u0103 ga\u0219ca, comasabil\u0103 \u00een jurul a dou\u0103 mese scoase la lumina soarelui, zg\u00e2rcit \u00een calorii, cei prezen\u021bi se tot codeau s\u0103 de-a de lucru sobei cu plit\u0103 de afar\u0103, v\u00e2r\u00e2t\u0103 sub un \u0219opron improvizat din resturile de eternit\u0103 ca acoperi\u0219 \u0219i c\u00e2\u021biva bulimaci de lemn drept proptele. Curajosul temerar \u00eens\u0103 a dat gre\u0219, nicio \u00eencercare a sc\u0103p\u0103riciurilor nu l-a \u00eendrept\u0103\u021bit la fr\u0103\u021bia anticilor zei, m\u0103 rog, foc de iad sau vulcan mi-e tot una, se pare c\u0103 doar o p\u0103m\u00e2ntean\u0103 suflare, interrasial\u0103, s\u0103 declan\u0219eze mori\u0219ca de fl\u0103c\u0103rui \u2013 mitul pup\u0103turii de bot \u021big\u0103nesc feminin nu d\u0103 gre\u0219 \u2013 \u0219i-un pic de inspira\u021bie: o m\u00e2n\u0103 de paie r\u0103mas\u0103 la col\u021bul cl\u0103dirii de birouri, \u0219i azi nefinisat\u0103, extras\u0103 \u0219i-ndesat\u0103 \u00een gura sobei. M-am \u00eenvrednicit s-o <strong>af\u00e2nez<\/strong> c\u00e2t s-o ia din loc mai repede flac\u0103ra \u0219i i-am dat de merchez. Am cedat apoi jobul, alimentarea \u0219i \u00eentre\u021binerea p\u0103l\u0103laiei a c\u0103zut \u00een sarcina altuia. Chef \u00een toat\u0103 regula. Doi porci c\u0103zuser\u0103 la datorie, fuseser\u0103 carboniza\u021bi \u0219i tran\u0219a\u021bi sub ochii no\u0219tri. Mirosuri indescriptibile, cei zece metri distan\u021b\u0103 de mesele casapilor \u0219i \u00eenc\u0103 vreo doi pa\u0219i f\u0103cu\u021bi \u00een spate nu ne-au scutit de inhalarea con\u021binutului ma\u021belor, fumul sobei-gr\u0103tar nu avea at\u00e2ta putere de anihilare, a\u0219a c\u0103 mai rustic de at\u00e2t nici c\u0103 se putea altfel. Din albii carnea a luat trei c\u0103i: pe mas\u0103, pe plit\u0103 \u0219i-n buc\u0103t\u0103ria\u2026. Oho! O cl\u0103dire cum pe la R\u00e2mnic n-am v\u0103zut. Singura similitudine se g\u0103se\u0219te undeva pe la Moara Vl\u0103siei, la colegul Becker. Sala administrativ\u0103 \u0219i de contabilitate. Sala de \u0219edin\u021be \u0219i biroul directorial, un adev\u0103rat monstru pentru o asemenea loca\u021bie, cel pu\u021bin 200 de metri p\u0103tra\u021bi. Buc\u0103t\u0103ria intim\u0103 a familiei. Beciul. Sala pentru de-ale gurii \u00een pauz\u0103, o frumuse\u021be rar\u0103, dotat\u0103 cu o mas\u0103 din lemn masiv, pentru dou\u0103zeci de persoane, scaune \u021bepene de acela\u0219i calibru, dou\u0103 gr\u0103tare, unul dintre ele cu rotisor, televizor c\u00e2t jum\u0103tate de perete, hol intermediar pentru accesul la baie. \u0218i ce baie! Garaj. Camere depozit. \u00cen propor\u021bie de 40% din suprafa\u021ba fostului grajd.<br \/>\n       Muncitorimea afar\u0103, bo\u0219ii \u00een\u0103untru. Fiecare cu distrac\u021bia lui. P\u00e2n\u0103 la prima halc\u0103 de friptan\u0103 s-au degustat \u0219oriciul \u0219i urechile uneia dintre victime, al\u0103turi de c\u00e2teva cofere de vin \u0219i c\u00e2teva \u00eenghi\u021bituri de \u021buic\u0103. Ca s\u0103 dea <strong>agapei<\/strong> ad-hoc culoare-n obraz \u0219i dezlegare de limb\u0103. Se <strong>afumau<\/strong> salaria\u021bii unul c\u00e2te unul, cu alcool, fire\u0219te, noi ne <strong>afumam<\/strong> ca \u0219unca, tot \u00eencerc\u00e2nd ca racii s\u0103 ne ferim din calea duhorilor eviscer\u0103rii porcine, intr\u00e2nd \u00een jurisdic\u021bia ma\u0219in\u0103riei de fript.<br \/>\n      Aproape dou\u0103 ore de festin, \u00eencheiate cu retragerea noastr\u0103. Cu ur\u0103ri de Cr\u0103ciun, de an nou cu s\u0103n\u0103tate. ,,Gelu, noi plec\u0103m spre cas\u0103, mai avem c\u00e2teva de preg\u0103tit.\u201d, ,,Sta\u021bi a\u0219a. Fane, du-te dup\u0103 saco\u0219e. \u0218i c\u00e2te-un bidon de vin!\u201d Dulciuri\u2026. Ca de Mo\u0219\u2026. \u0218i c\u00e2t a durat mersul lui Fane, vitez\u0103 limitat\u0103, chiar dac\u0103 primise la \u00eendemn un supliment patronal, dup\u0103 col\u021b, la fereal\u0103, Gelu ne-a cadonat cu \u00eenc-o por\u021bie: c\u00e2te-o sut\u0103. De lei.<br \/>\n       ,,Acu vezi, Cristi, pre\u021bul r\u0103bd\u0103rii?\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Puteam fi acuzat de afonie. De surzenie sigur. Cu inima-n din\u021bi m-am \u00eenf\u0103\u021bi\u0219at lui Gelu. ,,Noi am terminat\u2026.\u201d, ,,Nu pleca\u021bi.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":6924,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7,318],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8141"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8141"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8141\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8142,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8141\/revisions\/8142"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6924"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8141"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8141"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8141"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}