{"id":8137,"date":"2019-08-27T21:15:49","date_gmt":"2019-08-27T18:15:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=8137"},"modified":"2019-08-27T21:15:49","modified_gmt":"2019-08-27T18:15:49","slug":"cotetul-metafore-iohannis","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=8137","title":{"rendered":"Cote\u021bul cu metafore &#8211; Iohannis la ONU"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/image-8-e1523211807606.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/image-8-300x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6643 lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 300px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 300\/300;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/image-8-300x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6643\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\nIohannis la ONU<\/p>\n<p>Hai, c\u0103 s-a spart ghinionu&#8217;!<br \/>\nKlaus a vorbit la ONU!<br \/>\nS-a descurcat foarte bine,<br \/>\nDac\u0103 m\u0103-ntreba\u021bi pe mine&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Se vede, a c\u00e2ta oar\u0103?<br \/>\nC\u0103 nevasta-i profesoar\u0103<br \/>\nDe englez\u0103, c\u0103ci vorbe\u0219te<br \/>\nFoarte bine, engleze\u0219te!<\/p>\n<p>\u00cen\u021beleg c\u0103 Mister Klaus,<br \/>\nA ajuns iar la White House!<br \/>\nS-a-nt\u00e2lnit cu Mister Trump:<br \/>\n,,I don&#8217;t let my friend in swamp!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u00cen discurs, am observat<br \/>\nC\u0103 vrerea \u0219i-a exprimat<br \/>\nCa noi s\u0103 ajungem frate,<br \/>\n\u00cen Consiliul de Securitate!<\/p>\n<p>Ca membru nepermanent,<br \/>\nA spus \u00een limbaj decent&#8230;<br \/>\n\u0218i c\u0103 noi ne-om str\u0103dui,<br \/>\nDac\u0103 ne-or \u00eeng\u0103dui\u2026<\/p>\n<p>C-ar fi cinste \u0219i onoare,<br \/>\nO func\u021bie a\u0219a mare,<br \/>\nDin dou\u0103 mii dou\u0103zeci<br \/>\n\u0218i-astea nu-s doar cifre seci!<\/p>\n<p>Apoi, s-a referit strict,<br \/>\nLa Marea Neagr\u0103-n conflict<br \/>\n\u0218i c\u0103-ncrederea \u00een state<br \/>\nE la cote alarmante&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>De aceea, multe state,<br \/>\nAr vrea stabilitate<br \/>\nDe care noi am avea<br \/>\nS\u0103 mai d\u0103m \u0219i altora!<\/p>\n<p>C\u0103 la noi, stabilitatea,<br \/>\nCinstea \u0219i loialitatea,<br \/>\nSunt pe toate drumurile<br \/>\nLe m\u0103n\u00e2nc\u0103 ciorile!<\/p>\n<p>Dup-asemenea discurs,<br \/>\nLaudele au tot curs,<br \/>\nDe-ai crede c\u0103-n Rom\u00e2nia,<br \/>\nDomne\u0219te euforia!<\/p>\n<p>Foaie verde foaie-albastr\u0103,<br \/>\nONU este casa noastr\u0103!<br \/>\nDac-o fi \u0219i-o fi deranj,<br \/>\n\u00cei mai&#8230; facem un etaj!<\/p>\n<p>\u00cei punem \u0219i turnule\u021be,<br \/>\n\u0218i vreo dou\u0103 fuste cre\u021be,<br \/>\nDac\u0103 normele o cer,<br \/>\nO l\u0103s\u0103m \u0219i f\u0103r\u0103&#8230; fer!<\/p>\n<p>Astfel om contribui<br \/>\nSediul \u00eel vom l\u0103cui<br \/>\nC\u00e2nd or cere alte state&#8230;<br \/>\n,,-N-avem, b\u0103, Securitate!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>,,-Am avut! S-a terminat!<br \/>\nVoi a\u021bi cam \u00eent\u00e2rziat!<br \/>\nNe-am sp\u0103lat pe cap cu ea<br \/>\nC\u00e2nd nimeni nu ne-o cerea!<\/p>\n<p>\u0218i-at\u00e2ta am tot frecat-o,<br \/>\nDenumirea i-am schimbat-o<br \/>\n\u00cenc\u00e2t, cine poate \u0219ti,<br \/>\nDac-o fi chiar&#8230; SRI?<\/p>\n<p>De-asta e, de-asta v\u0103 d\u0103m!<br \/>\nDe unde s\u0103 invent\u0103m,<br \/>\nAltfel de Securitate<br \/>\nPentru \u021b\u0103rile aliate?<\/p>\n<p>C\u00e2nd ne-o fi bine \u0219i nou\u0103,<br \/>\nPoate-o s\u0103 v\u0103 d\u0103m \u0219i vou\u0103!&#8230;<br \/>\nNe-a\u021bi \u00eennebunit, m\u0103i frate,<br \/>\nCu-at\u00e2ta Securitate!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Iohannis la ONU Hai, c\u0103 s-a spart ghinionu&#8217;! Klaus a vorbit la ONU! 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