{"id":8107,"date":"2019-08-14T23:26:08","date_gmt":"2019-08-14T20:26:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=8107"},"modified":"2019-08-14T23:26:08","modified_gmt":"2019-08-14T20:26:08","slug":"cotetul-metafore-inventatorii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=8107","title":{"rendered":"Cote\u021bul cu metafore – Inventatorii"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"

Rom\u00e2nii au fost mereu \u00een toate alea, primii!
\nLa \u00eenceput au inventat gr\u0103tarele ,,micimii\u201d,
\nBine\u00een\u021beles, \u0219i apa cald\u0103 dar \u0219i apa rece,
\n\u0218i tot ce-n lumea asta mare se petrece!…<\/p>\n

Au inventat scrisul, stiloul, dar \u0219i libidoul,
\nMo\u021bul la basc\u0103, kharma, dar \u0219i g\u0103ina, oul…
\n\u0218i primul este cel ce-a \u00eenfipt laleaua-n br\u00e2nz\u0103,
\nLa fel a inventat \u0219i carnea cu os\u00e2nz\u0103…<\/p>\n

A inventat \u0219i zborul mai rapid, cel cu reac\u021bie,
\nDar a \u0219i patentat intrarea prin efrac\u021bie,
\nChiar infinitul este inventat aici, la noi,
\nDe unde Adam \u0219i Eva plecat-au am\u00e2ndoi…<\/p>\n

Ba chiar \u0219i Iadul, Raiul \u0219i cu Purgatoriul
\nSunt inventate doar a\u0219a, dintr-un orgoliu…
\nPrecum \u0219i Lumea Ailalt\u0103 sau Nirvana,
\nSunt inventate-n m\u00e2n\u0103stire la Tismana…<\/p>\n

\u0218i virgula la \u021b, primul a pus-o, este evident!
\nIat\u0103 c\u0103 nu s-a mai creat vreun precedent!
\nLa fel, faimo\u0219ii c\u00e2inii, cei cu covrigi \u00een coad\u0103,
\nCe umbl\u0103-acum deja, cu miile pe strad\u0103…<\/p>\n

\u0218i locul \u0103la magic, unde-n\u021barc\u0103 mutu’ iapa,
\nDar \u0219i pe domnul \u021aepe\u0219, simpaticul cu \u021beapa!
\nChiar \u0219i pe Dracula, tot noi i-am inventat!
\nIar Mr. Bram Stoker doar s-a l\u0103udat!<\/p>\n

\u0218i ursul f\u0103r\u0103 coad\u0103 sau capra cu trei iezi,
\nPovestea…. ,,D\u00e2nsei\u201d pe care n-o s-o crezi,
\nZmeii, balaurii, Harapi \u0219i alte lighioane
\nSunt din p\u0103m\u00e2ntul \u0103sta ce geme de filoane…<\/p>\n

Trasul cu arcul, ceasul, roata \u0219i penicilina,
\nIar \u00een domeniul muzical, am inventat pe… Inna!
\nDar, mai ales, dup\u0103 cum scrie \u00een carte,
\nAici s-a inventat \u0219i… via\u021ba p\u00e2n’ la moarte!<\/p>\n

Mult mai presus de toate, \u00eens\u0103\u0219i Lumea,
\nA \u00eenceput de-aici \u0219i-i ,,cool\u201d \u0219i e ,,k lumea\u201d
\nBosonul Higgs din z\u0103p\u0103ceal\u0103, ne-a sc\u0103pat,
\nDe a ajuns acuma, de altul inventat!<\/p>\n

Dar avem dreptul, ca s\u0103 zic, la o adic\u0103,
\nS\u0103-l botez\u0103m \u0219i s\u0103-l numim noi, Bossulic\u0103!
\nO \u00eembinare de cuvinte tipic rom\u00e2neasc\u0103
\nDintre Bosson \u0219i Gic\u0103, vi\u021b\u0103 olteneasc\u0103…<\/p>\n

Sta\u021bi c\u0103 mai am \u0219i dac\u0103 nu le zic, eu mor!
\nC\u0103 tot aicea s-a n\u0103scut primul calculator
\nF\u0103cut de dacii no\u0219tri m\u00e2ndri \u0219i inteligen\u021bi,
\nVeni\u021bi aici din spa\u021biu s\u0103-\u0219i caute agen\u021bi…<\/p>\n

La piramida Kheops ar fi dubii, \u00eenc\u0103 nu e clar
\nDar nu m-a\u0219 mai mira s\u0103 se mai inventeze iar…
\nDeja e un rom\u00e2n ce are una numai din cristale,
\nMai \u0219mecher\u0103 ca a lui Keops, \u0219i arat\u0103… jale!<\/p>\n

Ce s\u0103 v\u0103 spun mai mult, cred c\u0103 a\u021bi \u00een\u021beles!
\nChiar nu vreau s\u0103 v\u0103 mint, c\u0103 n-am vreun interes!…
\nEra s\u0103 uit: \u0219i gaura de la covrig, tot noi am inventat-o!
\nDar am l\u0103sat pe altul, am\u0103r\u00e2t, de a patentat-o…<\/p>\n

Furtul c\u0103ciulii, jaful, corup\u021bia, minciuna \u0219i ho\u021bia
\nAu fost descoperite aici, la noi, \u00een Rom\u00e2nia.
\n\u0218i chiar au devenit acum molipsitoare,
\nC\u0103ci au cuprins pe mul\u021bi din lumea asta mare!<\/p>\n

T\u0103iatul frunzelor la c\u00e2ini, dar \u0219i frecatul mentei,
\n,,Potolul\u201d din abunden\u021b\u0103 \u0219i ,,seceta\u201d abstinen\u021bei,
\nB\u0103gatu-n seam\u0103, b\u00e2rfa \u0219i datul cu p\u0103rerea,
\nSunt numai ale noastre, nu trecem cu vederea!<\/p>\n

\u00cen fine, am fi vrut s\u0103 invent\u0103m chiar \u0219i P\u0103m\u00e2ntul
\nLumina, galaxiile \u0219i chiar cum bate v\u00e2ntul!
\nDar ne-am oprit la timp de-am r\u0103suflat oleac\u0103,
\n\u0218i-am a\u0219teptat ca nebunia asta s\u0103 ne treac\u0103…<\/p>\n

\u00cen orice caz, cum v\u0103 spuneam la \u00eenceput,
\nNoi suntem miezul din tot ce s-a f\u0103cut!
\nAt\u00e2t de multe a f\u0103cut rom\u00e2nul \u0219i at\u00e2t de bine,
\n\u00cenc\u00e2t, de plictiseal\u0103, s-a inventat pe… sine!<\/p>\n

De la-nceputul lumii e marc\u0103-nregistrat\u0103
\nDeci, n-are cum, un altul, s\u0103 se mai nasc\u0103 odat\u0103!
\nSinguri ne ducem crucea de primii \u00een toate
\n\u0218i ne-ntreb\u0103m ce lucruri au r\u0103mas neinventate…<\/p>\n

De-aia te miri cum \u00een aceast\u0103 \u021bar\u0103 de inventatori,
\nCare, dac\u0103 ar vrea, ar face-o scar\u0103 p\u00e2n’ la nori,
\nNu merge, domnule, nimica \u0219i e lucru straniu,
\nMintea rom\u00e2nului din urm\u0103-i ca atomul de uraniu!<\/p>\n

E foarte instabil\u0103 \u0219i-n permanen\u021b\u0103 gata de o fisiune,
\n\u0218i la nevoie, poate bubui, f\u0103c\u00e2nd chiar fuziune…
\nEfectul min\u021bii noastre e ca \u0219i bomba nuclear\u0103,
\nCu care, dup\u0103 cum pute\u021bi vedea, am distrus o \u021bar\u0103…!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Inventatorii Rom\u00e2nii au fost mereu \u00een toate alea, primii! La \u00eenceput au inventat gr\u0103tarele ,,micimii\u201d, Bine\u00een\u021beles, \u0219i apa cald\u0103 dar<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":7917,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[317,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8107"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8107"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8107\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8108,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8107\/revisions\/8108"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/7917"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8107"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8107"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8107"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}