{"id":8093,"date":"2019-08-11T19:37:48","date_gmt":"2019-08-11T16:37:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=8093"},"modified":"2019-08-11T19:37:48","modified_gmt":"2019-08-11T16:37:48","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-afinam","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=8093","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Afinam"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8-200x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6924 lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 200px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 200\/300;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8-200x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6924\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n      Chior\u0103sc. Fug r\u00e2ndurile. Chiar acum, \u00een ceasul al&#8230;, c\u00e2nd i-am dat de gust lecturii?<br \/>\n      Concluzie sigur\u0103. Am nevoie de ochelari. De-a\u0219 fi tras-o imediat dup\u0103 experien\u021ba omului care trece prin zid. Prima. M\u00e2lc, t\u0103cut, f\u0103r\u0103 vaiete, de\u0219i m\u0103 h\u0103rt\u0103nisem bini\u0219or de c\u00e2teva piei, am reu\u0219it a-mi dezv\u00e2r\u00ee (cu r\u0103d\u0103cini puternice \u00een dezv\u00e2rtire; <strong>afixal<\/strong>, prefixal&#8230; p-acolo) r\u0103nitul trup din chinga de gips \u0219i n\u0103vodul unde picioarele se-ncurcaser\u0103. N-a \u0219tiut nimeni. Speram la un episod singular, unul despre care <strong>afirmi<\/strong> cu sufletul lini\u0219tit: A trecut! Dar iat\u0103-m\u0103 <strong>afl\u00e2nd<\/strong> un crunt adev\u0103r: se poate \u0219i-a doua oar\u0103! \u00cent\u00e2iul \u00eemi luase jum\u0103tate din puteri, \u00eens\u0103 imediat dup\u0103 auto extrac\u021bie vigoarea s-a instalat, bine\u00een\u021beles, cu o urm\u0103 de nelini\u0219te \u00een sistemul sanguin. Cu mai mult\u0103 siguran\u021b\u0103 am apucat din nou grinda, am ocolit golul, am c\u0103lcat pe cea ratat\u0103 \u0219i-am c\u0103utat-o pe urm\u0103toarea cu privirea. ,,Ajung la ea!&#8221;-mi zic. \u0218i&#8230;-am c\u0103lcat a proasta. C\u00e2t s\u0103 se <strong>afunde<\/strong> un ,,f\u0103t-frumos&#8221; \u00een gips-carton? P\u00e2n\u0103 la g\u00e2t. V-am zis, tablou de basm. Cui s\u0103 cer ajutor? Nu cal n\u0103zdr\u0103van, c\u0103\u021belu\u0219\u0103 sau z\u00e2ne. Sf\u00e2nt\u0103 Vineri. Picioarele pluteau ca dou\u0103 ancore pe care le-<strong>afurci<\/strong> pe timp de furtun\u0103, c\u00e2t s\u0103 nu naufragiezi, m\u00e2inile, tremur\u00e2nd, prinseser\u0103 disperate acela\u0219i colac, lemnul-capriciu, lemnul-supliciu, lemnul-salvare \u0219i-ncercau ce abia putuser\u0103 \u00een ultimii ani: o unic\u0103 \u0219i perfect\u0103 trac\u021biune la bar\u0103. Reu\u0219it\u0103 pe jum\u0103tate. Cu ultimele puteri. Sleit, r\u0103nit p\u00e2n\u0103-n cerul gurii &#8211; picajul brusc m-a f\u0103cut nu doar s\u0103-mi julesc genunchii, fluierele picioarelor, tibiile&#8230;, ci mi-a cl\u0103n\u021b\u0103nit din\u021bii \u0219i le-a-mpr\u0103\u0219tiat mu\u0219c\u0103tura prin gingii -, cu <strong>aftele<\/strong> c\u0103p\u0103tate de la tratamentul inocent cu paracetamol re\u00eenointe, m-am l\u0103sat p\u0103guba\u0219, \u00een\u0103l\u021b\u0103rii pe acoperi\u0219 i-am opus o revenire dificil\u0103 pe mocheta \u00eenc\u0103perii, \u00eempresurat, ca o mireas\u0103, de dantele perdelelor ce \u00eenfrumuse\u021baser\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 la momentele ,,dec\u0103derilor&#8221; mele tavanul. <strong>Afluii<\/strong> atunci un potpuriu de vaiete, c\u00e2teva sc\u00e2ntece \u0219i nelipsitele vulgarit\u0103\u021bi. C\u00e2t m\u0103 mai putea \u021bine gura.<br \/>\n      Dup\u0103 obicei, nu i-am spus Corinei. \u00cempov\u0103rarea cu micile mele neaten\u021bii i-ar fi produs \u00eengrijor\u0103ri sporite. S\u0103-\u021bi \u0219tii so\u021bul pe cas\u0103, \u00een soare, cu tabla t\u0103ioas\u0103 pe m\u00e2n\u0103, pe pante ca de munte \u0219i-n curte la cine \u0219tie ce nebun de proprietar nu-i de colo. O mai veni, n-o mai veni \u00eentreg&#8230;. S\u0103 mai ai \u0219i sim\u021buri extrasenzoriale&#8230;. ,,E\u0219ti bine? Ai p\u0103\u021bit ceva?&#8221; ,,Nimic, drag\u0103!&#8221; Iar eu aveam degetele zdrelite serios.<br \/>\n       Acum nu falangele erau ,,vedetele&#8221; &#8211; dup\u0103 nefericita \u00eent\u00e2lnire a ar\u0103t\u0103torului, mijlociului \u0219i inelarului cu flexul, \u00eencercasem la domiciliu s\u0103 le <strong>afrunt<\/strong> zonele margina\u0219e -, r\u0103m\u0103seser\u0103 \u00eentregi, \u00een ciuda unor a\u0219chii ce se prinseser\u0103 scai de pielea palmelor. Picioarele se raiaser\u0103, o bucat\u0103 din abdomen \u0219i \u00eenc\u0103 una din tors. Ar fi fost mai grav dac\u0103 perdelele ornamentale nu mi-ar fi amortizat deplasarea nea\u0219teptat\u0103 pe vertical\u0103, sub primul ,,crater&#8221; era depozitat acvariul dezafectat, sticl\u0103 s\u0103n\u0103toas\u0103. Azi a\u0219 fi fost istorie. Meseria\u0219 \u0219i muzician s-ar fi odihnit ve\u0219nic. Mi-ar fi dat pe la nas popa \u0219i neamurile <strong>afumul<\/strong> ridic\u0103rii la sl\u0103vi: t\u0103m\u00e2ie-aprins\u0103.<br \/>\n       Scriitorul nici n-ar fi apucat a se na\u0219te. S\u0103 produc\u0103 <strong>afront<\/strong>&#8230;. De-ajuns cel \u00eenchipuit la M\u0103crina. \u00cens\u0103\u0219i metoda de montare a tablei devenise m\u0103r de discordie, pretins\u0103 a fi proprietatea echipei ce s-a angajat, \u00een pofida contractului promis nou\u0103, s\u0103 acopere mai micul fost l\u0103ca\u0219 de juninci. \u0218i-am trecut peste.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Chior\u0103sc. Fug r\u00e2ndurile. Chiar acum, \u00een ceasul al&#8230;, c\u00e2nd i-am dat de gust lecturii? Concluzie sigur\u0103. 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