{"id":8083,"date":"2019-08-08T00:07:10","date_gmt":"2019-08-07T21:07:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=8083"},"modified":"2019-08-08T00:12:10","modified_gmt":"2019-08-07T21:12:10","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-afinaj","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=8083","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Afinaj"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8-200x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6924 lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 200px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 200\/300;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8-200x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6924\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n      Giovani. C\u0103 n-a avut \u00eencotro (!) mama \u0219i l-a botezat italiene\u0219te. M\u0103 mai miram c\u0103 nu mai sunt rom\u00e2nii ce erau, c\u00e2nd la mine-n ograd\u0103 cucul c\u00e2nta \u00een limba gondolierilor vene\u021bieni.<br \/>\n      Ne \u00een\u0219irasem dup\u0103 cum ne propusesem: eu d\u0103deam g\u0103urile, ei trei, tata, Cristi \u0219i N\u0103ic\u0103 veneau \u00een urm\u0103 \u0219i legau lan\u021bii. Cu aceea\u0219i rafie \u00eentins\u0103 transversal, cu acelea\u0219i variabile adaosuri &#8211; \u00eentr-un loc deloc, \u00een altul p\u00e2n\u0103 la \u00eenc-o grosime sau chiar mai mult, de m\u0103 exasperase -, cu acelea\u0219i reveniri, t\u0103ieri \u0219i repuneri. Ajunseser\u0103m pe la mijlocul p\u0103r\u021bii din spate, mai \u00eenclinat\u0103 dec\u00e2t fa\u021ba, mai obositoare \u0219i mai complicat\u0103 la ajustare. ,,Trosc&#8221;, o icnire \u0219i un ,,B\u0103!&#8221; rostit de Cristi. Nae era, ca-n pove\u0219tile cu zmei \u0219i voinici, se <strong>afund\u0103<\/strong> f\u0103r\u0103 veste p\u00e2n\u0103 la br\u00e2u \u00een eternit\u0103, cu ambele bra\u021be prins de grinda din apropiere \u0219i cu b\u0103rbia \u00een ea. Am s\u0103rit imediat dintr-un metru patruzeci \u00een altul s\u0103-l extragem. Numai g\u00e2ndul c\u0103 n-ar fi avut de ce se sus\u021bine ne zb\u00e2rlise p\u0103rul peste tot. \u0218i c\u00e2nd omul scap\u0103, \u00eencepi a-l apostrofa. ,,De ce n-ai fost atent, m\u0103? Te f\u0103ceai praf!&#8221; De la \u0219apte metri garantat! Cristi picase de la doi metri la Puie\u0219ti \u0219i se alesese c-un um\u0103r dislocat. Nici nu vreau s\u0103-mi \u00eenchipui ce s-ar fi putut \u00eent\u00e2mpla. Tocmai el, cel mai u\u0219or dintre noi, cu \u0219ansele cele mai mici. Cump\u0103n\u0103 grea. Dar uitar\u0103m repede. Reluarea bunelor practici ne-a \u0219ters orice umbr\u0103 de \u00eendoial\u0103 c\u0103 putem disp\u0103rea \u00eentr-o clipit\u0103. P\u0103cat omenesc necesar, altfel ne-am fi jelit de fiecare dat\u0103 firava existen\u021b\u0103 \u0219i-am fi c\u0103zut \u00een letargie etern\u0103. De c\u0103lug\u0103rit nu puteam, nu ne-a stat \u00een fire s\u0103 ne vener\u0103m mai presus de noi creatorul, chiar dac\u0103 fiin\u021b\u0103m \u0219i cu oarecare \u00eeng\u0103duin\u021b\u0103 divin\u0103, mai mult de starea de muncitor n-aveam cum s\u0103 ne dep\u0103rt\u0103m, El \u00eensu\u0219i ne-a ,,d\u0103ruit&#8221; cu misia tinichigereasc\u0103 \u0219i ne-a am\u0103git c\u0103 se poate supravie\u021bui. Cu anii.<br \/>\n       <strong>Afi\u0219ai<\/strong> din nou siguran\u021b\u0103. Pentru bunul mers al lucr\u0103rii. S\u0103 ne strice bun\u0103tate de dispozi\u021bie? \u0218i sporul de munc\u0103? A\u0219! La treab\u0103! L-am l\u0103sat pe Nae s\u0103-\u0219i fumeze \u021bigareta, fiindc\u0103 de <strong>afumat<\/strong> n-avea cu ce (din cola \u0219i ap\u0103 nu se cherchele\u0219te nimeni) &#8211; <strong>aflase<\/strong> primul dintre fra\u021bi remediul \u00eembl\u00e2nzirii sistemului nervos, de la v\u00e2rst\u0103 fraged\u0103 &#8211; \u0219i-am continuat periplul printre flomo\u0219toacele de aba \u0219i paie. C\u00e2t s\u0103 fi trecut? Cam un ceas. Prinsesem curaj, c\u0103lc\u0103tura mi-era sigur\u0103, pasul&#8230;. \u00cen plin&#8230; gol. \u00cen punctul maxim al cl\u0103dirii, nou\u0103 metri plus.<br \/>\n      \u0218tiam senza\u021bia. O ,,testasem&#8221; de c\u00e2teva ori prin sc\u00e2nduri coapte \u0219i antice la c\u00e2teva case. F\u0103r\u0103 doar \u0219i poate, nu putea lipsi din palmares bi-accidentarea din debutul reconstruc\u021biei fostei s\u0103li de repeti\u021bie \u0219i transformarea \u00een buc\u0103t\u0103rie. Dac\u0103 la M\u0103crina sp\u0103rsesem eternita dup\u0103 ora la care soarele se mai poate cu pumnu-n piept c\u0103-i cel mai cel pe cer, acas\u0103 f\u0103cusem prinsoare c\u0103-i rezist la or\u0103 de maxim\u0103 audien\u021b\u0103: \u00eentre primul bun\u0103 ziua \u0219i s\u0103 v\u0103 fie de bine dup\u0103 masa principal\u0103. Opera\u021biuni simple, c\u00e2teva \u00eentreb\u0103ri \u00een sine (eu am lipit g\u0103urile de cuie din tabla ondulat\u0103, eu am b\u0103tut cheresteaua a\u0219a, eu&#8230;?), terminate cu grimase, l\u0103\u021bire cu 30 de centimetri,  \u00een\u0103l\u021barea peretelui exterior, schi\u021bare, urcarea primelor&#8230;. Prima grind\u0103 pentru tavan. Un pas pe restul de astereal\u0103 r\u0103mas\u0103 \u00eenc\u0103 pe pozi\u021bii, \u00eenc\u0103 unul \u0219i-al treilea direct&#8230;. \u00cen rigips. S\u0103 m\u0103 fi v\u0103zut \u00eenainte, p\u0103ream un echilibrist pe s\u00e2rm\u0103. Privirea \u00eemi jucase feste, laba piciorului se postase \u00een locul unde trebuie cu o eroare de zece centimetri. B\u00e2ld\u00e2b\u00e2c prin cartonul gipsat, cu bra\u021bele sprijinit de grind\u0103, zg\u00e2riat pe gambe, n\u0103uc. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Giovani. C\u0103 n-a avut \u00eencotro (!) mama \u0219i l-a botezat italiene\u0219te. M\u0103 mai miram c\u0103 nu mai sunt rom\u00e2nii ce<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":6924,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7,318],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8083"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8083"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8083\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8086,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8083\/revisions\/8086"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6924"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8083"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8083"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8083"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}