{"id":8030,"date":"2019-07-13T22:48:02","date_gmt":"2019-07-13T19:48:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=8030"},"modified":"2019-07-13T22:48:02","modified_gmt":"2019-07-13T19:48:02","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-aerosi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=8030","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Aero\u0219i"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8-200x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6924 lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 200px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 200\/300;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8-200x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6924\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n        Mai dificil dec\u00e2t primul burlan este al doilea.<br \/>\n       Impresia r\u0103m\u00e2ne contrar\u0103. Cas\u0103, o singur\u0103 \u00een\u0103l\u021bime, aproape acela\u0219i unghi de c\u0103dere pe zid la saceag, coturi de-o mam\u0103 (de-un tat\u0103 \u0219i-un fiu ticluite), prin urmare: la fel. Caz aparte la liceul \u0219tefanian. Urm\u0103torul burlan, din c\u00e2t de simplu p\u0103rea &#8211; abia ce-i \u00een\u0103disem cele dou\u0103 p\u0103r\u021bi -, a devenit cel mai negru co\u0219mar. Lan\u021bul de schele era ne\u00eentrerupt \u0219i foarte aproape de cl\u0103dire, c\u00e2t s\u0103 introduci maxim a \u021beav\u0103 de canalizare obi\u0219nuit\u0103 \u0219i-un deget mare \u00eentre. Eu \u00eentr-un tip de extaz neobi\u0219nuit, zburdam pe traversele metalice, nefiind adept al sui\u0219urilor, al platformelor de unde se hr\u0103nesc zidarii. ,,D\u0103-mi&#8230;, f\u0103-mi&#8230;, drege-mi&#8230;, hai, mai repede!&#8221; Imperative cu cerin\u021be grabnice. ,,E mare, tat\u0103! Da-l punem la locul lui. \u00cel scurt\u0103m p\u00e2n\u0103 la primul etaj \u0219i-l prindem \u00een br\u0103\u021b\u0103ri. Ia-l de-a&#8230;.&#8221; Picioru-mi se treze\u0219te-n gol, caut un punct de sprijin cu m\u00e2na, nimic, m\u0103 g\u00e2ndesc la final, \u00eencerc, ca-n experien\u021bele v\u00e2ndute prin c\u0103r\u021bi \u0219i filme, s\u0103-mi trec \u00een revist\u0103&#8230;. Am aterizat jum\u0103tate pe burlan, se proptise \u00een b\u0103rile schelei, \u0219i jum\u0103tate pe-o r\u00e2n\u0103 a platformei, cu un picior at\u00e2rn\u00e2nd ca un pendul \u0219i m\u00e2inile zg\u00e2riate.<br \/>\n      A\u0219i! N-am prins nicio retrospectiv\u0103. Creierul se <strong>aerase<\/strong> definitiv, l\u0103s\u00e2nd \u00een tigv\u0103 spa\u021biu gol, ioc lumini \u0219i imagini din toat\u0103 via\u021ba, doar o perdea alb\u0103, ca de le\u0219in, cu so\u021b de ame\u021beal\u0103 \u0219i-o-nmuiere de m\u0103dulare. C\u00e2rp\u0103. Cu c\u00e2t priveam mai mult \u00een jos, m\u0103 sim\u021beam cel mai norocos om din lume, supravie\u021buisem ca prin minune. Am receptat doar senza\u021bia na\u0219terii doi. Cu bucurie din acea pozi\u021bie, culcat, ca bebelu\u0219ii, pe burt\u0103 &#8211; o <strong>adoram<\/strong> de mic, ca adolescent o <strong>adulam<\/strong>! &#8211; <strong>aer\u00e2nd<\/strong> cu puf\u0103ituri n\u0103rile, impregnate de praful s\u0103rit deodat\u0103 cu c\u0103z\u0103tura, \u00eencerc\u00e2nd, ca toate fiin\u021bele <strong>aerobe<\/strong>, s\u0103 nu m\u0103 asfixiez dup\u0103 nefericitul accident. Alert\u0103 maxim\u0103, un ,,B\u0103, ai p\u0103\u021bit ceva?&#8221;, ,,\u0102la micu&#8217;, vezi de frate-tu!&#8221;, dup\u0103 un ,,M\u0103, ai grij\u0103!&#8221; neterminat. R\u0103m\u0103sesem \u00eentreg, m-am pip\u0103it, m-am verificat ochiometric de s\u00e2nge. Gambele se beliser\u0103 de piele \u0219i d\u0103deau s\u0103 se-nvine\u021beasc\u0103, \u00eens\u0103 erau cum le \u0219tiam, sub\u021biri \u0219i f\u0103r\u0103 mult\u0103 carne pe ele. \u0218i-am dat s\u0103 r\u00e2d, de\u021bineam toate nuan\u021bele de culori, \u00eentr-o gam\u0103 de tonuri crem-maronii, \u0219i ca rom\u00e2nii, \u0219i ca fra\u021bii ,,<strong>afgani<\/strong>&#8221;, pe deasupra \u0219i pe-ale suratelor de aceea\u0219i origine, ,,<strong>afgan\u0103<\/strong>&#8222;, potrivite acelei plante cu denumire vulgar\u0103, ,,&#8230; \u021big\u0103ncii&#8221;.<br \/>\n        A s\u0103rit Cristi imediat pe schel\u0103. Din dou\u0103 salturi \u0219i dou\u0103 apuc\u0103turi de m\u00e2n\u0103 era l\u00e2ng\u0103 mine, \u00eens\u0103 m\u0103 ridicasem ca pruncii, timid, nesigur \u0219i incert. Nu eram \u00eenc\u0103 sigur c\u0103-s toate bune \u0219i la locul lor. Cel mai p\u0103gubit a fost \u00eens\u0103 burlanul. S-a fr\u00e2nt de la mijloc \u0219i s-a-ndoit \u00een c\u00e2teva puncte. Pagube minore \u0219i reparabile. De fiecare dat\u0103. Datorate dorin\u021bei de-a tr\u0103i. \u0218i soartei (sor\u021bii &#8211; s\u0103 fie de schimb) \u00eeng\u0103duitoare.<br \/>\n       Ba bine c\u0103 nu! Ursi\u021bi to\u021bi. Ne-a ap\u0103rat cum a \u0219tiut mai bine. La M\u0103crina ne-a sc\u0103pat \u00een dou\u0103 r\u00e2nduri. Trei, dac\u0103 o num\u0103r \u0219i pe-asta proasp\u0103t\u0103. Cea mai pu\u021bin primejdioas\u0103. \u00cen prim plan Nae, apoi&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mai dificil dec\u00e2t primul burlan este al doilea. Impresia r\u0103m\u00e2ne contrar\u0103. Cas\u0103, o singur\u0103 \u00een\u0103l\u021bime, aproape acela\u0219i unghi de c\u0103dere<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":6924,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7,318],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8030"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8030"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8030\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8031,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8030\/revisions\/8031"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6924"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8030"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8030"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8030"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}