{"id":8004,"date":"2019-06-30T23:55:23","date_gmt":"2019-06-30T20:55:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=8004"},"modified":"2019-06-30T23:55:23","modified_gmt":"2019-06-30T20:55:23","slug":"cotetul-metafore-incepe-scoala","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=8004","title":{"rendered":"Cote\u021bul cu metafore – \u00cencepe \u0219coala!"},"content":{"rendered":"

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\u00cencepe \u0219coala, b\u0103! S-a cam terminat!
\nS-a dus vacan\u021ba mare-n care am stat!
\nS-au dus \u0219i zilele acelea \u00een care leneveam
\n\u0218i c\u00e2nd abia la ora doi\u0219pe ne trezeam!<\/p>\n

S-a dus b\u0103tutul mingii toat\u0103 ziua \u00een parcare,
\nUnde ne adunam mereu cu mic cu mare,
\nStrig\u00e2nd unul la altul tare, ca-ntre surzi,
\nDe parc\u0103 era r\u0103zboiul dintre \u0219ii\u021bi \u0219i kurzi…<\/p>\n

S-au dus \u0219i-acele mici b\u00e2rfe dintre fete
\nCare iscau pe loc adev\u0103rate dramolete,
\nC\u00e2nd una n-a primit vreun like la poz\u0103,
\nDe la un ,,el\u201d , cu urme de la… ,,doz\u0103\u201d…<\/p>\n

S-a terminat cu mersul zilnic la ,,v\u00e2nat\u201d,
\n\u0218i schimbul replicilor pentru ag\u0103\u021bat…
\nAcum vor continua iar\u0103\u0219i pe holuri,
\n\u00cen \u0219coli, colegii, clase sau… subsoluri…<\/p>\n

Se vor \u00eenghesui din nou, cu to\u021bi, buluc,
\nS\u0103-i vad\u0103 ,,la colega\u201d, critic, noul look:
\n,,-Fat\u0103, ce frez\u0103 are! \u0218i ce na\u0219pa-i st\u0103!
\nPare mai gras\u0103 \u0219i chiar mai \u0219leamp\u0103t\u0103!\u201d<\/p>\n

Sunt curioase cu cine, c\u00e2nd \u0219i cum?
\nDac\u0103 mai ,,e\u0219ti cu el\u201d , unde-i acum?
\n\u0218i dac\u0103 s-au certat, din ce motiv?
\nA fost ,,pe bune\u201d sau un motiv fictiv?…<\/p>\n

\u0218i nici b\u0103ie\u021bii n-au venit cu m\u00e2na goal\u0103!
\nAu multe selfiuri cu munca de ,,la sal\u0103\u201d!
\nCu mu\u0219chii \u00eencorda\u021bi de-at\u00e2ta munc\u0103,
\nIar \u00een fundal se vede sendvi\u0219ul cu \u0219unc\u0103!…<\/p>\n

,,-Ia zi, b\u0103, coa’, tu c\u00e2te ,,piepturi\u201d faci?
\nC\u0103 dac\u0103-\u021bi zic io c\u00e2te, te umpli iar de draci!\u201d
\n,,-Ce vorbe\u0219ti, b\u0103? Hai las\u0103 c-am v\u0103zut,
\nAbia tr\u0103geai de tine, vreo dou\u0103 ai f\u0103cut!\u201d<\/p>\n

Cei mici, din clasa-nt\u00e2ia, vin timizi, cu flori,
\n\u00cenc\u0103 nu \u0219tiu ce \u00eei a\u0219teapt\u0103, care \u00eenv\u0103\u021b\u0103tori!…
\nZ\u00e2mbesc frumos la ,,doamna\u201d \u0219i la poz\u0103
\n\u00cens\u0103 p\u0103rin\u021bii \u0219tiu c\u0103 treaba nu e ,,roz\u0103\u201d…<\/p>\n

Unii \u00eenv\u0103\u021b\u0103tori au parte iar\u0103\u0219i de ,,boboci\u201d,
\nMici, speria\u021bi, cu care nu-i bine s\u0103 te joci!
\nPe care \u00eei formezi, acum, \u00een clasele primare,
\nS\u0103 fie om de baz\u0103, c\u00e2nd va cre\u0219te mare!…<\/p>\n

Profesorii se str\u00e2ng apoi, dup\u0103 festivit\u0103\u021bi,
\n\u0218i fac obi\u0219nuitul schimb de amabilit\u0103\u021bi
\nUnii se-ntreab\u0103 care va fi clasa lor,
\nUrc\u00e2nd mai sus \u00een ierarhia dirigin\u021bilor…<\/p>\n

Directorul, probabil c\u0103 e cel mai stresat,
\nFiindc\u0103 \u00eenc\u0103 un alt profesor tocmai a plecat
\n\u0218i \u00eenc\u0103 nu se \u0219tie cine-i va lua locul,
\nDin vina \u0103lora de la ,,jude\u021b\u201d, arz\u0103-i-ar focul!<\/p>\n

Iar \u0219coala tot nu are acoperi\u0219ul reparat,
\nVreo doi pere\u021bi de clas\u0103 nou\u0103 s-au surpat,
\nPrin geamuri va sufla la iarn\u0103-n voie v\u00e2ntul,
\nC\u0103 ,,firma\u201d n-a lucrat, de\u0219i \u0219i-a dat… cuv\u00e2ntul<\/p>\n

Portarul, nea Vasile salut\u0103 pe ,,cei vechi\u201d,
\nNu-\u0219i mai permite-acum s\u0103-i trag\u0103 de urechi!…
\nSe simte chiar \u0219i el un pic mai important,
\n\u00cen fa\u021ba celor ,,noi\u201d, apare impozant!…<\/p>\n

Femeia de serviciu, tanti Maricica durdulia,
\n\u00ce\u0219i face g\u00e2nduri c\u0103 o s-o apuce pandalia,
\nC\u00e2nd va g\u0103si din nou mizerie \u00een toalete,
\nF\u0103r\u0103 vreo diferen\u021b\u0103 \u00eentre ,,b\u0103ie\u021bi \u0219i ,,fete\u201d…<\/p>\n

Inspectorii \u0219colari \u00ee\u0219i murmur\u0103 \u00een barb\u0103:
\n,,-Iar trebuie s\u0103 fim cu ochii dup\u0103… ,,iarb\u0103\u201d!
\nCe-or face \u0103\u0219tia iar, le-or mai veni idei,
\nDin vina lor vom zice noi adio func\u021biei?<\/p>\n

De sus, din func\u021bia de inspector-general,
\nAcesta-\u0219i va sus\u021bine discursul magistral,
\n\u00cen care-i vorba de ,,suflet\u201d, ,,implicare\u201d,
\nS\u0103 se descurce fiecare \u0219coal\u0103 cu ce are!<\/p>\n

S\u0103 fac\u0103 acele obi\u0219nuite, anuale, repara\u021bii
\nPentru ob\u021binerea nenorocitei de autoriza\u021bii
\nDe func\u021bionare de la ISU \u0219i ANSVSA,
\nIar dac\u0103 e nevoie, ,,da\u021bi \u0219i voi ceva!\u201d…
\nExist\u0103 locuri, totu\u0219i, unde-i treaba clar\u0103,<\/p>\n

Anume, \u00een \u0219colile minunate de la \u021bar\u0103!
\nCare nu prea mai au demult probleme
\nWC-ul e tot \u00een curte, indiferent de vreme!…<\/p>\n

Nu mai exist\u0103 nici acolo ,,domnul Trandafir\u201d
\nCi mai degrab\u0103 l\u00e2ncezeal\u0103 \u0219i-un imens sictir!
\nCopiii sunt distra\u021bi, cu min\u021bile confuze,
\nFiindc\u0103 profesorii predau doar \u00eentre… autobuze!<\/p>\n

\u00cen fiecare an, mereu-mereu e-aceea\u0219i boal\u0103!
\n\u00cen tot \u00eenv\u0103\u021b\u0103m\u00e2ntul, situa\u021bia e tot nasoal\u0103!
\nTot felul de numi\u021bi politici ajung aici mini\u0219tri
\nCiuda\u021bi, f\u0103r\u0103 vreo treab\u0103 cu sistemul \u0219i sini\u0219tri!<\/p>\n

Dar via\u021ba \u00ee\u0219i urmeaz\u0103 cursul, ca \u0219i alte d\u0103\u021bi,
\n\u0218coala \u00eencepe totdeauna, chiar \u0219i f\u0103r\u0103 c\u0103r\u021bi!
\n\u00cenc\u00e2t ai crede c\u0103 nici nu mai sunt necesare,
\nC\u0103ci sunt de-a dreptul \u00eenvechite \u0219i bizare…<\/p>\n

Nu mai avem nevoie de at\u00e2tea legi \u0219i norme!
\nTr\u0103im cu to\u021bi \u00een timpul continuei ,,reforme\u201d!
\nCur\u00e2nd, nu vom avea nevoie deloc de \u0219coal\u0103,
\nFiind doar prizonieri \u00een… bucla temporal\u0103!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

\u00cencepe \u0219coala! \u00cencepe \u0219coala, b\u0103! S-a cam terminat! S-a dus vacan\u021ba mare-n care am stat! S-au dus \u0219i zilele acelea<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":7917,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[317,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8004"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8004"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8004\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8005,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8004\/revisions\/8005"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/7917"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8004"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8004"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8004"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}