{"id":8002,"date":"2019-06-30T23:28:17","date_gmt":"2019-06-30T20:28:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=8002"},"modified":"2019-06-30T23:28:17","modified_gmt":"2019-06-30T20:28:17","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-adsorb","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=8002","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Adsorb"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8-200x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6924 lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 200px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 200\/300;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8-200x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6924\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n      \u00cencurcate sunt c\u0103ile&#8230; cerebeloase. Ieri voiau ceva, azi altceva, m\u00e2ine&#8230; cine s\u0103 mai \u0219tie.<br \/>\n      Te-mbie p\u0103rin\u021bii: ,,<strong>Adormi<\/strong>, copile, ca s\u0103 te faci mare!&#8221; Din at\u00e2tica oameni, ce m\u0103rime putea s\u0103 ias\u0103? Ia, acolo, o mog\u00e2ldea\u021b\u0103 neispr\u0103vit\u0103, \u00een sensul deplin\u0103t\u0103\u021bii fizice \u0219i mintale. Neterminat. Nereu\u0219it. Nu un e\u0219ec total, ci-n parte. Sau p\u0103r\u021bi. C\u00e2te ceva din fiecare. Un spate ni\u021bel aplecat, motiv pentru remedii imposibile la v\u00e2rsta c\u00e2nd majoritate dintre <strong>adul\u021bi<\/strong> se g\u00e2ndesc mai cur\u00e2nd la pensie \u0219i deloc la exerci\u021bii sportive sus\u021binute; antebra\u021be nefiresc de sub\u021biri, br\u0103zdate de tendoane f\u0103r\u0103 niciun \u00eenveli\u0219 muscular, str\u00e2mbate, precum coloana; cap te\u0219it, nas prelung, gata de c\u0103dere-n gur\u0103&#8230;. <strong>Adusei<\/strong> vorba despre pu\u021bin\u0103t\u0103\u021bi doar ca s\u0103-mi fac v\u00e2nt spre \u00een\u0219irarea momentelor de cotitur\u0103 \u00een \u00eendeletniciri \u0219i hobby-uri. Toate legate de felu-mi aparte de-a fi. (Dar cine nu-i?)<br \/>\n       Curios. Descoperindu-m\u0103 chiar acum \u00een ipostaz\u0103 dintr-un motiv aparent banal: ce se aude \u0219i de unde. Din care cauz\u0103 prima reac\u021bie m\u0103 \u00eempinge c\u0103tre surs\u0103. Sc\u00e2ncet rom\u00e2nesc sau de-al altei etnii, \u00een\u0103l\u021bime de acoperi\u0219, mirosuri&#8230;. Tresar, ciulesc urechile bine, belesc ochii, ridic n\u0103rile-n v\u00e2nt \u0219i purced, m\u0103car cu g\u00e2ndul iscoditor.<br \/>\n      <strong>Adrese<\/strong> f\u0103r\u0103 de num\u0103r trecute \u00een agende \u0219i-n memorie. Altfel v-a\u0219 fi s\u0103r\u0103cit de at\u00e2tea \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103ri&#8230;. Cum era s\u0103 spun adio vie\u021bii pentru grija unui burlan, dintre primele montate la liceul \u0218tefan cel Mare. Pe-atunci \u00eenc\u0103 ne mai d\u0103deau t\u00e2rcoale firmele ,,importante\u201d din ora\u0219. Se ,,<strong>ad\u0103pau<\/strong>\u201d din vasta noastr\u0103 experien\u021b\u0103, ca mai apoi, \u00een anii ce-au urmat, s\u0103 uite serviciile f\u0103cute. Patroni deveni\u021bi peste noapte (a Rom\u00e2niei post revolu\u021bionare) atoate\u0219tiutori \u0219i executori \u2013 ca s\u0103 reamintesc gestica \u0219i vorbele lui Arcu\u0219 c\u00e2nd vreunul se prea umplea de sine: se b\u0103tea pe piept \u0219i cuv\u00e2nta despre col\u021bii crescu\u021bi ca de mamut ai \u00eempricinatului. <strong>Aferat<\/strong> insul. <strong>Ad\u0103uga<\/strong> domn Victor: ,,A prins aer fals pe instala\u021bie gagiul!\u201d<br \/>\n        Ce le-ar mai fi zis \u0103lor de fuser\u0103 \u00eens\u0103rcina\u021bi s\u0103 preschimbe p\u0103r\u021bi din poalele acoperi\u0219ului: ,,V-a\u021bi f\u0103cut \u0219i voi tinichigii! Nu v\u0103 e ru\u0219ine, b\u0103, c\u00e2nd \u00eel vede\u021bi pe Fulgeric\u0103 s\u0103 mai bate\u021bi tabl\u0103? Da\u021bi-v\u0103 naibii jos!\u201d A\u0219 fi procedat la fel, \u00eens\u0103 nu aveam starea necesar\u0103 s\u0103 le fac via\u021ba amar\u0103. Le spusesem doar c\u0103 materialul pentru c\u00e2rlige era inadecvat. Au dat din umeri \u0219i-au aruncat pisica moart\u0103 \u00een curtea celui ce-i angajase si le d\u0103dea o p\u00e2ine \u00een fiecare zi. \u0218i, de nu m\u0103-n\u0219el, \u00eei plasasem lui Vasile &#8211; omul contabil \u0219i administrator al antreprizei, un soi de d\u0103sc\u0103lu\u0219 despopit, fiu de-al periferiei sudice a Moldovei &#8211; \u00eengrijorarea pentru viitorul sumbru al lucr\u0103rii. Cu prec\u0103dere cel acoperit de z\u0103pad\u0103. C\u00e2nd mama planet\u0103 se g\u0103se\u0219te acolo unde-i este locul: \u00een <strong>afeliu<\/strong>. Cunosc\u00e2ndu-l, nu m-a mirat lipsa de \u00eengrijorare \u0219i acea plasare spre indiferen\u021ba expeditiv\u0103 a posibilului necaz. Atins de boala &#8211; cazuri notorii de alegeri extreme, inexplicabile &#8211; s\u0103m\u0103d\u0103ilor, zg\u00e2rgenie, a considerat oportun s\u0103 achizi\u021bioneze \u0219i s\u0103 monteze, prin m\u00e2inile mai pu\u021bin \u00eendem\u00e2natice ale salaria\u021bilor, ar\u0103toasele, dar deloc rezistentele c\u00e2rlige.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00cencurcate sunt c\u0103ile&#8230; cerebeloase. Ieri voiau ceva, azi altceva, m\u00e2ine&#8230; cine s\u0103 mai \u0219tie. Te-mbie p\u0103rin\u021bii: ,,Adormi, copile, ca s\u0103<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":6924,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7,318],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8002"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8002"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8002\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8003,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8002\/revisions\/8003"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6924"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8002"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8002"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8002"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}