{"id":7983,"date":"2019-06-19T15:32:22","date_gmt":"2019-06-19T12:32:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=7983"},"modified":"2019-06-19T15:32:22","modified_gmt":"2019-06-19T12:32:22","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-adulez","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=7983","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Adulez"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8-200x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6924 lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 200px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 200\/300;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8-200x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6924\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n       Adopta grimasa pisicii ce se gudur\u0103 pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 picior, de-l <strong>adorai<\/strong> la urgen\u021b\u0103. \u0218i dac\u0103 spunea \u0219i-o poezie&#8230;.<br \/>\n       Lung\u0103, dar p\u0103ntoas\u0103. Partea de acoperi\u0219 de pe spatele S\u0103lii de sport, sala mare, evident alunecoas\u0103, nu \u00eendr\u0103znise nimeni s-o mai calce de c\u00e2nd \u0219i-au b\u0103tut poansonul tinichigii pentru prima dat\u0103. <strong>Ad\u0103st\u0103<\/strong> la noi. Cu o oarecare abordare superioar\u0103. Deh, \u00eenalt\u0103. Am \u00eenceput s\u0103 ne <strong>ad\u0103p\u0103m<\/strong> din jgheabul greut\u0103\u021bilor cu schimbul. Funie-n br\u00e2u, sfoar\u0103 la-ndem\u00e2n\u0103 pentru a prelua la nevoie letconul, cle\u0219ti \u0219i foarfeci, orice pentru a ne atinge dezideratul: un nou colector \u0219i scurgerile necesare trimiterii apei departe de ziduri \u0219i funda\u021bie. Peste gard. Ne-am f\u0103cut baricade t\u0103lpilor vr\u00e2nd-nevr\u00e2nd, ca s\u0103 g\u0103se\u0219ti loca\u0219 c\u00e2rligelor, pe deasupra, corpul are nevoie de puncte de sprijin s\u0103n\u0103toase, legatul de burt\u0103, oric\u00e2t de sigur, poate \u00eent\u00e2rzia picajul cu o secund\u0103. Nu mai mult. Pozi\u021bie incomod\u0103. Faza \u00eent\u00e2i: ridicarea la 90 de grade a tablei cu tot cu \u0219or\u021b. Cu for\u021b\u0103, cuplate se-mpotrivesc \u00eendoirii. Mie-mi produce <strong>afazie<\/strong>, se pune-un nod \u00een g\u00e2t, <strong>afagia<\/strong> st\u0103 la doi pa\u0219i s\u0103 m\u0103 sugrume, gra\u021bie genunchilor f\u0103cu\u021bi sandwich \u00eentre bra\u021be \u0219i piept. Dup\u0103 nevoia de a <strong>aerisi<\/strong> conductele pulmonare apare cea a relax\u0103rii musculaturii picioarelor, c\u00e2rceii se instaleaz\u0103 dureros mai ceva ca la fotbali\u0219ti, \u00eens\u0103 nu po\u021bi cere scoaterea de pe teren, cine s\u0103 te \u00eenlocuiasc\u0103 definitiv? Eram c\u00e2te unul pe post: \u00een poart\u0103 tata, \u00een ap\u0103rare Cristi, la \u00eenaintare \u0219i marcator eu. Comentariu sportiv? Poate sau deloc. P\u0103rintele nostru veghea l\u00e2ng\u0103 cele dou\u0103 deschideri c\u0103scate g\u0103leata cu j\u0103ratic pentru caii de cupru, de atacuri nea\u0219teptate m\u0103 ferea fratele Cristi, mie \u00eemi r\u0103m\u0103sese doar s\u0103 marchez&#8230; locurile prin care s\u0103 inserez suporturile ulucelor l\u00e2ng\u0103 vechiturile&#8230;. De m\u00e2ntuial\u0103. Nu numai ruginite, atinse de v\u00e2rsta la care fierului \u00eei este dat s\u0103 moar\u0103, ci \u0219i sub\u021biri, cu o oarecare o\u021belire-n molecule, \u00eens\u0103 ne\u00eenchipuit de inutile la o eventual\u0103 avalan\u0219\u0103 declan\u0219at\u0103 la prima topire. Ne-am mirat cum furia z\u0103pezilor n-a distrus mai de mult tot ansamblul pluvial, \u00eenc\u0103 st\u0103teau at\u00e2rna\u021bi c\u00e2\u021biva metri noroco\u0219i.<br \/>\n      Se pusese problema renun\u021b\u0103rii \u0219i atunci. Doar dac\u0103 ridicai privirea \u0219i te-ncerca ame\u021beala. Rug\u0103min\u021bile \u0219i orgoliul au primat, Atudosie <strong>afabil<\/strong> p\u00e2n\u0103 la a promite lemne din magazioarele amplasate \u00een spatele fostei cl\u0103diri ce ad\u0103postea atelierele, combustibilul ne-ndestulatei g\u0103le\u021bi, ceva vopsea expirat\u0103 \u0219i o macara cu co\u0219 pentru a monta cei 25 de metri de jgheab \u0219i cele cinci arunc\u0103toare. \u0218tiam durata, de aceea am refuzat s\u0103 \u021binem motoarele carlingii ambalate \u0219ase ore.<br \/>\n       Rezolvat dosul s\u0103lii. Cu amintirile derulate inerent, furate de ocheadele spre panorama <strong>ad\u00e2nc\u0103<\/strong>, aproape la fel de insalubr\u0103 ca pe vremuri c\u00e2nd Sticl\u0103 cobora cu mingea de pe terasamentul Casei Armatei, mai ne\u00eengrijit\u0103 dec\u00e2t \u00een vremea c\u00e2nd Gicu de pe Independen\u021bei s\u0103rea la groapa cu nisip, mai pu\u021bin animat\u0103 de strig\u0103tele de bucurie la datul pe derdelu\u0219ul format de copiii anilor 70-80, ce se <strong>adunau<\/strong> \u00een st\u00e2nga \u0219i dreapta treptelor de beton ce urcau spre Prim\u0103rie&#8230;.<br \/>\n       Ce sc\u0103ri am folosit ca s\u0103 \u00eengrijim \u0219i s\u0103 \u00eenlocuim pluvialele din lateral&#8230;. Nici circarii profesioni\u0219ti n-ar fi \u00eendr\u0103znit s\u0103 le urce. Cum \u0219i din ce? Din cele dou\u0103 ale noastre, de telefoane, \u0219olc\u0103ite, uzate, reparate de nenum\u0103rate ori \u0219i una sau dou\u0103 din visteria liceului. Legate cu s\u00e2rme \u0219i sfori de jos, la limita rezisten\u021bei la desfacere \u0219i rupere, ridicate anevoie p\u00e2n\u0103 sub pazie, sprijinite pe la mijloc cu dou\u0103 sc\u00e2nduri ca s\u0103 nu se \u00eencovoaie.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Adopta grimasa pisicii ce se gudur\u0103 pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 picior, de-l adorai la urgen\u021b\u0103. \u0218i dac\u0103 spunea \u0219i-o poezie&#8230;. Lung\u0103, dar<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":6924,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7,318],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7983"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7983"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7983\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7984,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7983\/revisions\/7984"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6924"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7983"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7983"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7983"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}