{"id":7961,"date":"2019-06-13T11:28:50","date_gmt":"2019-06-13T08:28:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=7961"},"modified":"2019-06-13T11:28:50","modified_gmt":"2019-06-13T08:28:50","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-adiate","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=7961","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Adiate"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8-200x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6924 lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 200px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 200\/300;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8-200x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6924\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n     <strong>Adop\u021bi<\/strong> cea mai u\u0219oar\u0103 cale. Dintre cele grele.<br \/>\n     Altele de unde? Elicoptere nu-s, montajul macaralelor dureaz\u0103 o ve\u0219nicie, ma\u0219inile cu carling\u0103  nu-ncap oriunde ni se n\u0103zare s\u0103 <strong>aducem<\/strong> lucrurilor plusurile lips\u0103. Deci. Dar. Am o boal\u0103 pe noi, rom\u00e2nii \u0219i pe modul de-a ne ridica un ad\u0103post. Nu este teren la Vlahu\u021b\u0103, la liceu? Yarzi cu sutele de kile! Nu fuser\u0103 de\u0219tep\u021bi primii me\u0219teri? Zece metri de la limita stradal\u0103, spa\u021bii <strong>aerate<\/strong>, lesne s\u0103 mai \u00eeng\u0103duie, dac\u0103 vreun v\u00e2nt novator vor bate-n min\u021bile urma\u0219ilor, \u00eenc\u0103 \u0219apte, opt clase de curs, cu vedere direct\u0103 la cel de-al c\u0103rui nume se leag\u0103 \u0219coala. S\u0103 aib\u0103 urbea elevul <strong>ad\u0103pat<\/strong> direct de la v\u00e2na social\u0103: \u0219oferia cu schepsis din rond, ,,<strong>aerele<\/strong>&#8221; de tabac fr\u0103m\u00e2ntate-n col\u021bul b\u0103rbii, discu\u021biile de afaceri &#8211; ilicite -, consumul de energizante, rela\u021biile de sens contrar, acela\u0219i \u0219i neutru, mi\u0219toul. Cam at\u00e2t. Ooo! \u0218i marea frecare a treptelor culturale. O \u00eengr\u0103m\u0103dire lipsit\u0103 de spirit practic: l\u00e2ng\u0103 copaci, l\u00e2ng\u0103 d\u00e2mbul cu punct electric \u0219i wc-uri (De\u0219tep\u021bi erau \u0219i-atunci. N-a avut m\u0103re\u021bul actual colegiu p\u00e2n\u0103 mai pe la 14-15 anii mei o latrin\u0103 unde s\u0103 nu te treze\u0219ti cu <strong>aer\u0103ri<\/strong> nefire\u0219ti, de criv\u0103\u021b. Bietul cirac (nicio aluzie, doar o potrivire), precum numele filmului ,,Mu\u0219c\u0103 \u0219i fugi&#8221;, deprinsese ,,n\u0103ravul&#8221; vitezei, impulsionat \u00een ultimele decade socialiste de \u00eendemnurile vopsite pe panourile din prelungirea toaletei, pur popular\u0103 sau, \u00een viziune cotidian\u0103, turce\u0219ti &#8211; pe vine \u0219i la gaur\u0103 -: u\u0219ur\u0103ri scurte, c\u0103-s mai pl\u0103cute!), la mai pu\u021bin de trei picioare de b\u0103l\u0103riile arealului mi\u0219c\u0103rii normate \u00een natur\u0103.<br \/>\n      Ceea ce a alungat orice metod\u0103 fireasc\u0103 de montaj al jgheaburilor acolo, \u00een dosul dosului s\u0103lii lui Nenea. Bine c\u0103 nu l-au mai apucat facerile de bine la avanpostul succeselor voleibalistice, ce meciuri ar fi avut nu numai cu noi, ci-n special cu domnul Dan A., pe tema viol\u0103rii spa\u021biului s\u0103u intim. P\u0103rc\u0103-l \u0219i v\u0103d &#8211; pe Cr\u0103c\u0103nici, porecl\u0103 oficial\u0103 perindat\u0103 \u0219o\u0219otit de la o genera\u021bie la alta -, apostrof\u00e2nd amenin\u021b\u0103tor: ,,Ce c\u0103uta\u021bi, m\u0103, acolo? Jos de pe cl\u0103dire!&#8221; Din cauza asta, b\u0103t\u00e2nd mingea pe asfaltul cur\u021bii interioare, n-aveam cum s\u0103-l <strong>ador\u0103m<\/strong>, s\u0103-l <strong>adul\u0103m<\/strong> precum c\u00e2\u021biva dintre apropia\u021bii lui &#8211; de-or fi fost -, dup\u0103 glasul-declara\u021bie de r\u0103zboi \u0219i fluturarea pumnului ne pierea orice poft\u0103 de performare. Interzis\u0103 oricum din acel moment, p\u00e2n\u0103 la urm\u0103toarea oportunitate. Copii: \u00eei dai pe-o u\u0219\u0103, intr\u0103 pe cealalt\u0103. Ori sar gardul. Mai cur\u00e2nd a\u0219a. Am \u00eens\u0103 o str\u0103fulgerare. M\u0103 uit la mine. Cu voie-nevoie ciulesc urechea la orice str\u00e2mb\u0103tur\u0103 de sunet, devin curios, <strong>afazic<\/strong> c\u00e2teva secunde, poate chiar mai multe minute, ca s\u0103 iscodesc cine \u0219i ce c\u00e2nt\u0103. Descop\u0103r ,,artistul&#8221;, \u00eencerc s\u0103-l cunosc, s\u0103-l gratulez, de este ceva de capul lui, s\u0103-l \u00eencurajez. Compar\u00e2nd comportamentul cu al regretatului domn \u0218tefan am o dilem\u0103: cum s\u0103 nu devii atent la mi\u0219c\u0103rile unor pu\u0219ti, s\u0103 nu vezi \u00een ei posibili campioni? Mai mult, s\u0103-i repezi, s\u0103-i alungi, s\u0103 le risipe\u0219ti orice g\u00e2nd c-ar putea vreodat\u0103 deveni m\u0103car participan\u021bi la o b\u0103t\u0103lie sportiv\u0103. \u00cen fine, era ca \u0219i cum alt domn, Ghiulea, ar fi depus \u00een eterul min\u021bilor mele formula: ,,Las\u0103 vioara, m\u0103!&#8221; Cum nu s-a-nt\u00e2mplat niciodat\u0103&#8230;.<br \/>\n      Dar ce au ulucele la comun cu muzica? Doar un ins c\u0103ruia provoc\u0103rile i-au adus mult\u0103 nelini\u0219te. Dou\u0103 sc\u0103ri. Trei. ,,Urc\u0103m, Cristi! Ia sforile, funia \u0219i m\u0103 \u021bii din v\u00e2rf, ca s\u0103 nu m\u0103 dau de-a berbeleacul peste margine.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Adop\u021bi cea mai u\u0219oar\u0103 cale. Dintre cele grele. Altele de unde? Elicoptere nu-s, montajul macaralelor dureaz\u0103 o ve\u0219nicie, ma\u0219inile cu<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":6924,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7,318],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7961"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7961"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7961\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7962,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7961\/revisions\/7962"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6924"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7961"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7961"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7961"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}