{"id":7929,"date":"2019-06-02T11:12:05","date_gmt":"2019-06-02T08:12:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=7929"},"modified":"2019-06-02T23:52:43","modified_gmt":"2019-06-02T20:52:43","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-acrira","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=7929","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Acrir\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8-200x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6924 lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 200px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 200\/300;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8-200x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6924\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n      Imaginile bradului, a vremii polare \u0219i luminii stradale nu-s de niciun ajutor. C\u00e2nd?<br \/>\n      Uite c\u0103-s \u0219i clase <strong>adepte<\/strong> ale drept\u0103\u021bii. De ce s\u0103 dea echivalentul \u00een bani a zece tuburi de silicon, o noapte de munc\u0103 \u0219i c\u00e2teva ochiuri de geam? ,,De ce ne cere nou\u0103 domnul ,,insistent&#8221;, nu \u0219tie c\u0103 este ilegal?&#8221; Fie-mea. \u0218i colegii. Omul \u00eens\u0103 nu putea fi condamnat dup\u0103 cerin\u021ba expres\u0103 \u0219i stratul <strong>adipic<\/strong> abdominal consistent &#8211; posibil\u0103 prob\u0103 de \u00eenvinov\u0103\u021bire la masa doctrinelor sociale -, coparticiparea colectivelor simplifica procedeul, urgenta stoparea risipei de energie termic\u0103 &#8211; la cum ne demonstra, conving\u0103tor, Atudosie, bie\u021bii copii parcurgeau orele criogena\u021bi, <strong>adia\u021bi<\/strong> \u00een permanen\u021b\u0103 de r\u0103ceala alimentat\u0103 de spa\u021biile \u0219i golurile ferestrelor &#8211; \u0219i degreva bugetul liceului de-o cheltuial\u0103 ,,inutil\u0103&#8221; &#8211; concept directorial&#8230;. Ce puteam face? Mi-am asumat toate rolurile, am stat \u00een toate pozi\u021biile, ca <strong>acvila<\/strong> pe pervaz, ca maimu\u021ba prins cu un picior de cadrele interioare ale cercevelelor, ca liliacul pe scar\u0103&#8230;. \u0218i-n c\u00e2teva r\u00e2nduri, de nu m\u0103 <strong>acro\u0219a<\/strong>  Cristi, cu sim\u021burile protective <strong>active<\/strong>, plecam pe lumea ailalt\u0103.<br \/>\n      Ne-am \u00eemp\u0103r\u021bit opera\u021biunile. Nae \u0219i Cristi la scos ramele de geam, acolo unde ranga-\u0219i putea face loc \u0219i nu devenea inutil\u0103, eu la m\u0103surat lungimi \u0219i l\u0103\u021bimi, cu marj\u0103 de maxim un milimetru, doi. Ei la scos cui\u0219oarele \u00eenfipte secolul trecut, eu la cur\u0103\u021bat chitul ro\u0219, depus de \u00eenainta\u0219ii no\u0219tri cu s\u00e2rg, \u00een straturi <strong>adnate<\/strong>, \u00eenc\u0103p\u0103\u021b\u00e2nate, enervante. Dure. Dup\u0103 85 de ani se f\u0103cuser\u0103 una cu lemnul \u0219i tari ca piatra. La prima \u00eencercare de dezr\u0103d\u0103cinare a celei dint\u00e2i ferestre am suferit un mare \u0219i descurajant e\u0219ec, \u00een locul maximei, rostit\u0103 de Arhimede, ,,Da\u021bi-mi un punct de sprijin \u0219i\u2026\u201d scot din giurgiuvea canatul, precum \u0219i exclama\u021biei universale de reu\u0219it\u0103 ,,Evrika!\u201d, ne-am ales c-un z\u0103bovitor \u00een palme de zece minute de Hamangia. Io, Fulger \u00eeng\u00e2ndurat! ,,B\u0103, pe-astea m\u00e2ncate de g\u0103rg\u0103ri\u021be\u201d &#8211; vorba vine, insectele nu aveau nicio vin\u0103, ci ploile ce se prelinseser\u0103 de pe sticl\u0103 pe lan\u021bul inferior, acum \u021bin\u00e2ndu-se firav \u00een cele dou\u0103 col\u021bare de f\u00e2rta\u021bii verticali -, ,,ori le l\u0103s\u0103m cum sunt \u0219i ne chinuim s\u0103 le fix\u0103m cum om putea mai bine, ori t\u0103iem balamalele \u0219i le punem cu cracii-n sus. Care ies, ies, care nu, silicon, hol\u021b\u0219uruburi pe exterior la dou\u0103, la al treilea pe interior \u0219i gata!\u201d Cu chitul\u2026. Nu s-a dus Nae la atelier s\u0103 aduc\u0103 vreo dou\u0103 d\u0103l\u021bi, nu ne-am ostenit la primele geamuri fisurate s\u0103 scoatem \u00eentregi p\u0103r\u021bile? N-am renun\u021bat? Un ciocan \u00een moalele lor s-a dovedit mult mai eficient dec\u00e2t bibilirea inutil\u0103 \u0219i consumatoare de timp. Simplificasem complicatul algoritm metodicesc \u0219i eradicasem st\u00e2njenitorul <strong>adenom<\/strong> al corpului vlahu\u021bian.<br \/>\n       Chestiunea cu pasta din praf mineral \u0219i ulei de in ne-a reamnintit de tata. Celebra-i solu\u021bie ne exasperase \u00een ultimii ani \u2013 de aceea desprinderea chitului \u00eend\u0103r\u0103tnic ne-a solicitat sistemele nervoase la maxim, dar ne-a st\u00e2rnit, printre invective \u0219i injurii, hohote de r\u00e2s \u2013, acum \u00eel auzeai: ,,Du-te, m\u0103, la Chimicale \u0219i cump\u0103r\u0103 dou\u0103 pungi!ia, vezi, mai este vreun pic de vopsea prin cutii?\u201d \u00cen zadar rug\u0103min\u021bile pentru un tub de silicon, nu \u0219i nu. ,,Ce \u0219ti\u021bi voi? A\u0219a m-a \u00eenv\u0103\u021bat Costache! Nu d\u0103 gre\u0219!\u201d<br \/>\n        Cum nici noi.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Imaginile bradului, a vremii polare \u0219i luminii stradale nu-s de niciun ajutor. C\u00e2nd? Uite c\u0103-s \u0219i clase adepte ale drept\u0103\u021bii.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":6924,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7,318],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7929"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7929"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7929\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7934,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7929\/revisions\/7934"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6924"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7929"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7929"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7929"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}