{"id":7914,"date":"2019-05-29T23:10:26","date_gmt":"2019-05-29T20:10:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=7914"},"modified":"2019-05-30T00:23:27","modified_gmt":"2019-05-29T21:23:27","slug":"propozitii-periculoase-acriri","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=7914","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Acriri"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8-200x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6924 lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 200px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 200\/300;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8-200x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6924\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n      Exact \u00een acea noapte neagr\u0103, la prima incursiune pe pervazurile etajului \u00eent\u00e2i, ne-am trezit c-un om\u0103t&#8230;.<br \/>\n      Ie\u0219isem cu cele mai bune g\u00e2nduri \u0219i o vigoare nemai\u00eent\u00e2lnit\u0103, jurasem c\u0103 pot executa o nou\u0103 acroba\u021bie la o or\u0103 de minim\u0103 audien\u021b\u0103 \u0219colar\u0103 \u0219i-o vreme de-nceput de decembrie c\u0103reia nu i-am f\u0103cut fa\u021b\u0103 niciodat\u0103 &#8211; friguroas\u0103 de-nghea\u021b\u0103 s\u00e2ngele-n capilare: s\u0103 ies pe geam. Lucru perceput din interior drept o banalitate. Sus \u00eens\u0103&#8230;.<br \/>\n      Preparativele de lucru. Intrarea-n liceu, slalom printre ultimii cursan\u021bi, ,,devota\u021bi&#8221; orarului n\u0103t\u00e2ng ce stoarce la 19 creierii obosi\u021bi &#8211; preten\u021bii de super calificative la cin\u0103, c\u00e2nd \u0219i ceasurile ostenesc s\u0103-\u0219i tic\u0103ie limbile-ascu\u021bite -, determinarea pozi\u021biei exacte a administratorului &#8211; prin indica\u021bii nu tocmai precise din partea angaja\u021bilor r\u0103ma\u0219i (pardon, r\u0103pu\u0219i!) pe baricadele salubrului (idem, insa&#8230;, materiilor restante de pe urma consumului excesiv colegial &#8211; de la colegiu&#8230;) \u0219i integrului (materii de uz al coatelor, t\u0103lpilor \u0219i m\u00e2inilor prea \u00eendem\u00e2natice) -, salutul fr\u0103\u021besc \u0219i multi iubitor, declamat c\u00e2t s\u0103 reverbereze aulele Vlahu\u021bului 1000 de ani, indicativul de lupt\u0103 prim, clasa postat\u0103 etern \u00een col\u021bul de sus (nepeniten\u021bial) al cr\u00e2ngului cu mei \u0219i revolu\u021bionarul omieosutedou\u0103zeci\u0219iunu vladimirescian, pachetele cu daruri de munc\u0103 (de-un Nicolae-mo\u0219!) &#8211; silicoane \u0219i geamuri, dou\u0103 buc\u0103\u021bi sc\u0103ri aluminiu \u0219i-o reiterare de bel\u0219ug.<br \/>\n      Miros de carte&#8230;. Tabl\u0103, cret\u0103, bure\u021bi. Plan. Mutatis mutandis (de-mprumut&#8230;) b\u0103ncile, sinistrarea lor, c-un gest de ,,S\u0103 nu v-aud gura!&#8221;, \u00een partea opus\u0103 ferestrelor, dup\u0103 c\u00e2teva \u0219icane \u00een complicitate cu parchetul zdren\u021buit (\u00een ruptul capului nu <strong>aderau<\/strong> mi\u0219c\u0103rii de culis\u0103), verificarea primelor sticle din multiplul lui trei per fiecare cadru ferestral, \u00eencerc\u0103ri de des\u021b\u00e2\u021b\u00e2nare, cu reu\u0219ite \u00eenjum\u0103t\u0103\u021bite &#8211; <strong>adi\u021bia<\/strong> la rame d\u0103dea impresia unei singure buc\u0103\u021bi -, ucenicie \u00een tainica meserie de geamgiu cu unelte nu tocmai profesionale&#8230;. De la exterior la interior. Ie\u0219irea \u00eent\u00e2i la ramp\u0103. Un v\u00e2nticel plimba fiecare <strong>acu\u0219or<\/strong> al bradului ce dorea cu fiecare an circular \u00eenscrierea la cursurile de biologie \u0219i-mi flutura coada ie\u0219it\u0103 din g\u0103oacea fesului &#8211; celebrul dublu \u0219i negru. La un semn &#8211; divino-climateric &#8211; <strong>adiar\u0103<\/strong> la unison to\u021bi f\u00e2rta\u021bii \u0219i surorile, m\u00e2na\u021bi de-o fulguial\u0103 deloc timid\u0103, o nea c\u00e2t produsele matinale, fabricate din porumb. \u0218i abia ce ne probam metodele de refixare a p\u0103r\u021bilor reparate c\u00e2nd veni pr\u0103p\u0103dul, sute de <strong>aculei<\/strong> de ghea\u021b\u0103 expandat\u0103 \u00eemi n\u0103p\u0103diser\u0103 p\u0103rul, pre\u021bioasele palme \u0219i adida\u0219ii. Proteste fr\u0103\u021be\u0219ti, gestici adresate \u00een sensul&#8230;. M\u0103 <strong>acuzau<\/strong> de nebunie. Aproape c\u0103 depuseser\u0103 armele.<br \/>\n      Discurs persuasiv. Conving\u0103tor, spre a le <strong>activa<\/strong> determinarea. Iarna sosise \u0219i nu p\u0103rea c\u0103 va da \u00eenapoi cur\u00e2nd, stratul de z\u0103pad\u0103 depus doar \u00een acea noapte avea \u0219anse s\u0103 se \u00eengroa\u0219e considerabil, iar ei s\u0103 nu mai aib\u0103 noroc de c\u00e2\u0219tig material nic\u0103ieri. Riscau&#8230;.<br \/>\n      Renun\u021barea nu mai putea \u00eenc\u0103pea, datul \u00eenapoi echivala cu dezonorarea. Din partea-mi. Promisiunea a fost \u0219i r\u0103m\u00e2ne datorie curat\u0103. Oricare ar fi clientul &#8211; cu excluderile principiale iterate sub generica titulatur\u0103 -, oricare angajamentul.<br \/>\n      Dar c\u00e2te riscuri \u00een efuziunile noastre de empatie cu prea \u00eentristatul nostru prieten! Lament\u00e2ndu-se c\u0103 din nimic trebuie s\u0103 rezolve toate problemele administrative. Noi fiind nimicul. Un milion de sal\u0103 de curs, patru-cinci ore, \u00een func\u021bie de gradul de deteriorare, trei oameni, program 19-24.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Exact \u00een acea noapte neagr\u0103, la prima incursiune pe pervazurile etajului \u00eent\u00e2i, ne-am trezit c-un om\u0103t&#8230;. 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