{"id":7896,"date":"2019-05-23T23:07:36","date_gmt":"2019-05-23T20:07:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=7896"},"modified":"2019-05-23T23:07:36","modified_gmt":"2019-05-23T20:07:36","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-acrire","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=7896","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Acrire"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8-200x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6924 lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 200px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 200\/300;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8-200x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6924\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n      Cristi <strong>adnot\u0103<\/strong> pe foaia imaculat\u0103 a noului caiet cu eviden\u021ba lucr\u0103rilor \u0219i schi\u021be: Dan Atudosie (de sub Arghezi) &#8211; vopsit sala mic\u0103 de sport.<br \/>\n      Din propria-i indica\u021bie: ,,M\u0103 g\u0103se\u0219ti cu poezie pe pagina&#8230;, sub Arghezi!&#8221; Bine c\u0103 nu-i st\u0103tea deasupra, cine \u0219tie ce preten\u021bii ar fi ridicat prietenul nostru. ,,Iar, bre?&#8221;, zic. ,,Iar s\u0103 stau at\u00e2rnat cine \u0219tie cum?\u201d ,,Vopsim! \u0218i mai facem ni\u0219te repara\u021bii la jgheaburi.\u201d Tata. Din nou pe-un v\u00e2nt ce nu mai ,,<strong>adiase<\/strong>\u201d de multi\u0219or. De dou\u0103 zile. M\u0103 trecu din nou un <strong>aculeu<\/strong> prin inim\u0103, se \u00eenmuiar\u0103 de-o p\u0103rere picioarele, \u021besutul <strong>adipos<\/strong> al bur\u021bii tres\u0103lt\u0103 \u0219i\u2026 urcar\u0103m. Pant\u0103 \u00een limite <strong>admise<\/strong>, abrupt\u0103, dar \u00eentins\u0103, suprafa\u021b\u0103 abraziv\u0103, ruginit\u0103. ,,Bre, se mi\u0219c\u0103 primul r\u00e2nd de tabl\u0103 cu totul. Nu vezi cum \u00eel salt\u0103?\u201d, \u0219i trag destul de u\u0219or cu ajutor eolian consistent. Strig la domnu\u2019\u2026 ,,Ce-i facem? E rost de lucrare serioas\u0103.\u201d ,,Ce \u0219ti\u021bi, fra\u021bi rom\u00e2ni! Dar f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 schimb\u0103m tabla.\u201d Un lan\u021b de lemn, hol\u021b\u0219uruburi plus una bucat\u0103 s\u00e2rm\u0103. Zona marginal\u0103 se deteriorase, sc\u00e2ndura \u0219i grinzile de sus\u021binere, 2 din\u2026, le num\u0103r imediat, s\u0103 ies din Centrul Cultural\u2026, 5, paralele cu ulucile, stau \u0219i-acum s\u0103 ia calea trotuarului. ,,\u0218i-n partea cealalt\u0103? Lipsesc 3 foi.\u201d ,,Punem nou\u0103.\u201d Dialog mult, treab\u0103 pu\u021bin\u0103. ,,S-aduci vopseaua.\u201d Trei feluri de Policolor, vechi de cel pu\u021bin 3 ani. ,,\u0218i?\u201d ,,Le-amestec\u0103m.\u201d Gri \u0219i albastru. Un fel de n-ar mai fi. \u0218i-un <strong>adagiu<\/strong> de galben descoperit \u00een ultima clip\u0103. O nuan\u021b\u0103, p\u00e2n\u0103 la urm\u0103, acceptabil\u0103. Nu \u0219i interven\u021biile personalizate de vers <strong>adonic<\/strong>, declamat \u00eentre dou\u0103 amestec\u0103ri de pe b\u0103ncu\u021bele-butuci, instalate l\u00e2ng\u0103 sal\u0103. D\u0103dur\u0103m \u00een trap, s\u0103 ne salute angajatorul de la distan\u021b\u0103 \u0219i \u00een\u0103l\u021bime. C\u0103-i mai dr\u0103gu\u021b. Ap\u0103i, de vine vorba de frumuse\u021be\u2026, nici noi, dar nici el nu ne putem \u00eenscrie la concursurile de frumuse\u021be, niciunul din spi\u021ba lui <strong>Adonis<\/strong>, n-o s\u0103 avem parte de beneficiile verbului a <strong>admira<\/strong> \u00een veci, nici costuma\u021bi, cu at\u00e2t mai pu\u021bin la pielea goal\u0103\u2026. \u00cens\u0103 nu to\u021bi sunt de-o p\u0103rere cu mine. Ca s\u0103 mi-o dovedeasc\u0103, deseori \u00eemi trimite mesaje cu instantanee la piscin\u0103, el, <strong>adamit<\/strong>, cu \u00eenso\u021bitorul obi\u0219nuit: paharul de \u0219i cu vin. ,,<strong>Acru\u021b<\/strong>?\u201d d\u0103dui s\u0103 \u00eentreb.<br \/>\n       Oooo, dar pe-asta n-am cum s\u0103 n-o dep\u0103n. Un an \u00een urm\u0103. Bruxelles ne avusese oaspe\u021bi. Dup\u0103 un a\u0219a ,,succes&#8221; interna\u021bional, m-am apucat cu n\u0103dejde de munc\u0103. La cum ar\u0103ta imobilul meu&#8230;. Astfel, \u00eencep cu gardul. La strad\u0103, s\u0103 m\u0103 vad\u0103 toat\u0103 suflarea. De fapt, s\u0103 nu m\u0103 mai iscodeasc\u0103 nimeni. Munc\u0103, oaspe\u021bi asisten\u021bi la orele lui 19 \u0219i un salut voios de pe bancheta din spate a unui automobil. ,,Fra\u021bii mei, prietenii mei, v\u0103 iubesc!&#8221; Un astfel de <strong>aditiv<\/strong> nea\u0219teptat opre\u0219te lucr\u0103rile ori le d\u0103 curs tocmai pentru a ocoli noianul de cuvinte de nest\u0103p\u00e2nit. M-am autoprotejat sco\u021b\u00e2ndu-mi la \u00eenaintare amicii. Mi i-am l\u0103sat la poart\u0103. Din rim\u0103-n rim\u0103&#8230; s-au f\u0103cut promisiuni, concretizate dup\u0103 o perioad\u0103 cu un&#8230; c\u00e2ntecel. \u00cens\u0103, atunci c\u00e2nd s-a \u00eencheiat ,,contractul&#8221; verbal de compozi\u021bie, s-a b\u0103ut ald\u0103ma\u0219ul: 5 litri prima vin, adus \u00een fuga ma\u0219inii direct din crama lui Atudosie. La final plata \u00een auriu \u00eenzecit.<br \/>\n      Isprava fard\u0103rii acoperi\u0219ului s\u0103lii de sport sub care ne-am f\u0103cut m\u00e2na la tenis de mas\u0103 a avut sor\u021bi de izb\u00e2nd\u0103 \u0219i succes, modul nostru de a ne <strong>adapta<\/strong> la cerin\u021bele clientului administrator \u0219i \u00eeng\u0103duin\u021ba maxim\u0103, cu puseuri de furie \u0219i eforturi supraomene\u0219ti, ne-au permis accesul, limitat, \u00een curtea \u0219i incinta liceului de \u00eenc\u0103 vreo zece ori. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Cristi adnot\u0103 pe foaia imaculat\u0103 a noului caiet cu eviden\u021ba lucr\u0103rilor \u0219i schi\u021be: Dan Atudosie (de sub Arghezi) &#8211; vopsit<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":6924,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7,318],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7896"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7896"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7896\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7897,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7896\/revisions\/7897"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6924"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7896"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7896"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7896"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}