{"id":7888,"date":"2019-05-20T13:00:30","date_gmt":"2019-05-20T10:00:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=7888"},"modified":"2019-05-20T13:06:54","modified_gmt":"2019-05-20T10:06:54","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-acrind","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=7888","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Acrind"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8-200x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6924 lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 200px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 200\/300;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8-200x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6924\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n       M\u0103 <strong>acro\u0219\u0103<\/strong> \u00een ultima clip\u0103, exact pe buza pr\u0103pastiei ce se c\u0103scase la cap\u0103tul funiei.<br \/>\n      Ca fra\u021bii, am avut \u00eentotdeauna grij\u0103 maxim\u0103 \u00een fa\u021ba nenorocirilor, nu-n ritm <strong>adagio<\/strong>, ci pe repede-nainte, o m\u00e2n\u0103 \u00eentins\u0103, un picior, un deget salvator&#8230;. S-a-nt\u00e2mplat de multe ori s\u0103 apostrofez dulgherii &#8211; victime sigure \u00een gura-mi spurcat\u0103 -, trivial, pentru gloria-le de-o lucrare, egoist\u0103, <strong>adept\u0103<\/strong> a sloganului ,,Toat\u0103 lumea s\u0103 tr\u0103iasc\u0103, numai noi s\u0103 nu murim!&#8221;, concept la care n-am <strong>aderat<\/strong> niciodat\u0103 dintr-un motiv de necontestat: s-or mai urca \u0219i al\u021bii pe acoperi\u0219. La ce s\u0103-\u0219i fr\u00e2ng\u0103 bun\u0103tate de g\u00e2t? ,,Ce-or g\u00e2ndi, Cristi, \u0103\u0219tia, c\u0103 avem <strong>adeziv<\/strong> pe t\u0103lpi, c\u0103 ne na\u0219tem din pisic\u0103? Sau dup\u0103 ei potopul?&#8221; Dar, uneori, la \u00eentrebarea ,,Cine naiba a b\u0103tut sc\u00e2ndura?&#8221; primesc un r\u0103spuns surprinz\u0103tor: ,,Tu!&#8221; Fiind con\u0219tient de ,,opera&#8221;-mi inconvenabil\u0103 mie \u00eensumi.  Diferit\u0103 de n\u0103zb\u00e2tiile altora, g\u00e2ndit\u0103 simplu, matematic. Dr\u0103cuii din cauza spa\u021biilor mici din astereal\u0103, loc s\u0103 <strong>adaste<\/strong> ner\u0103bd\u0103toare laba piciorului \u00een tesl\u0103 sau cle\u0219te de \u00eencheiat asigurator, lips\u0103 din toate cauzele ce fac sc\u00e2ndura de 25  24 la unul dintre capete. Apoi \u00eemi gr\u0103beam fratele s\u0103 termine c\u00e2t mai repede opera\u021biile \u0219i pe mine m\u0103 determina s\u0103 gre\u0219esc din prea multe idei \u0219i, \u00eenc\u0103, ne\u00eendem\u00e2nare.<br \/>\n       Vlahu\u021b\u0103 &#8211; r\u00e2vnit, visat, descifrat. P\u00e2n\u0103 la penultima sc\u00e2ndur\u0103. Dac\u0103-mi amintesc bine, prima incursiune pe teritoriile aeriene ale liceului, pe-un final iarn\u0103, c\u0103ci curgea \u00een disperare de la neaua topit\u0103 \u0219i subsolul unde am \u00eenv\u0103\u021bat din tainele muzicii, cele mai importante, vitale, risca inundarea. O gaur\u0103, cum ni s-a mai dovedit \u0219i la alte lucr\u0103ri, produce pagube serioase. Jgheabul de pe acea parte era m\u0103cinat, zeci de jeturi se-ntreceau la stropit u\u0219a ce d\u0103-n demisol, cea a magaziei \u0219i prima fereastr\u0103 din lateral. Pentru noi aproape o bagatel\u0103. <strong>Acurat<\/strong>, cu toate m\u0103surile de protec\u021bie luate, <strong>aderam<\/strong>  de-o prim\u0103 dat\u0103 la \u00eendemnurile domnului Atudosie, de f\u0103cut, dres, c\u0103 mai sunt de me\u0219terit multe-n viitor. C\u0103 la un moment dat ni se <strong>acrise<\/strong>. Nu de munc\u0103. De prezen\u021ba-n via\u021ba noastr\u0103 a domnului\u2026. Col\u021b de strad\u0103, centru de t\u00e2rg, telefon\u2026.. Era omniprezent, un duh ce plutea poetic deasupra oric\u0103rei \u00eencerc\u0103ri de dialog\u2026. ,,Miasmele\u201d-i, dintr-un celebru vers personal, r\u0103s\u0103reau pe buze c\u00e2nd ne a\u0219teptam mai pu\u021bin. Obsesiv. Ce s\u0103 mai <strong>adaugi<\/strong> la \u0219uvoiul de lirism entuziasmat \u0219i nest\u0103vilit, efuziune \u0219i-un z\u00e2mbet debordant? O gestic\u0103 mirobolant\u0103. Accesul\u2026. Intrarea principal\u0103, fumoarul profesorilor, sc\u0103ri, catul unu, u\u0219\u0103 de statul unui om, pod \u2013 ochead\u0103 la luminatorul-vitraliu din holul central \u2013, un mic urcu\u0219 de un metru \u0219i\u2026 bini\u0219or, aplecare p\u00e2n\u0103 la 120 de grade, dezdoire \u00een dreptul ie\u0219irii, desfacere de s\u00e2rme din cuiele aferente, ie\u0219ire la lumin\u0103. C-un efort mai mic dec\u00e2t la domn Trufa\u0219u. Aspect vetust de pod, igienizat ultima oar\u0103 \u00eenainte de decesul Nicului, var exfoliat, praf de\u2026. Pant\u0103 acceptabil\u0103, ocol c\u00e2t jum\u0103tate de tur al colegiului. Frig. Desprindere de jgheab vechi. \u00cencercare de a <strong>adecva<\/strong> lucr\u0103tura noastr\u0103 pe a celor ce ticluiser\u0103 c\u00e2rligele. Nou cu vechi. Dificil. Dar greul l-am dus la potrivirea col\u021bului st\u00e2ng, al nostru \u00een unghi drept, la fa\u021ba locului la punctul de fierbere al apei, \u00eembinarea cu ulucile existente, urcarea \u0219i cobor\u00e2rea pe sfoar\u0103 a letcoanelor \u0219i\u2026. Acroba\u021bie curat\u0103, solu\u021bie unic\u0103. S\u0103 <strong>admit\u0103<\/strong> oricine c\u0103 pentru a\u0219a ceva ni s-a dus buhul. Sc\u0103ri p\u00e2n\u0103 la finele etajului unu nu, schel\u0103 deloc. ,,Cristi! Lipim un \u0219tu\u021b la partea de jos a saceagului, m\u0103 leg cu funia de br\u00e2u, m\u0103 \u021bii str\u00e2ns, eu  cobor pe burt\u0103 cu capul \u0219i m\u00e2inile peste jgheab \u0219i-l potrivesc \u00een burlan.\u201d ,,Da\u2019 cum stau? Alunec. Nu vezi c\u0103 \u00eenc\u0103 mai este z\u0103pad\u0103 ici-acolo pe acoperi\u0219?\u201d ,,Batem ni\u0219te buc\u0103\u021bi de lan\u021b \u00een tabl\u0103, apoi le scoatem \u0219i astup\u0103m g\u0103urile cu hol\u0219uruburi (c-a\u0219a le numim noi, ele-s cu hol\u021bu-n fa\u021b\u0103-n dex!)!\u201d Opera\u021biune \u00eemplinit\u0103. Pacientul-asistent\u2026 vindecat!   <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>M\u0103 acro\u0219\u0103 \u00een ultima clip\u0103, exact pe buza pr\u0103pastiei ce se c\u0103scase la cap\u0103tul funiei. Ca fra\u021bii, am avut \u00eentotdeauna<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":6924,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7,318],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7888"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7888"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7888\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7890,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7888\/revisions\/7890"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6924"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7888"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7888"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7888"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}