{"id":7853,"date":"2019-05-06T11:06:52","date_gmt":"2019-05-06T08:06:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=7853"},"modified":"2019-05-06T11:06:52","modified_gmt":"2019-05-06T08:06:52","slug":"cotetul-metafore-gura-satului","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=7853","title":{"rendered":"Cote\u021bul cu metafore – Gura satului"},"content":{"rendered":"

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\u0218i io sunt unu’ care cred nestr\u0103mutat,
\nC\u0103 ve\u0219nicia, totu\u0219i, s-a n\u0103scut la sat
\nAcolo-n locul unde fiecare-\u0219i are partea,
\n\u0218i unde e-mp\u0103care cu via\u021ba \u0219i cu moartea…<\/p>\n

\u0218i apropo de moarte \u0219i de ve\u0219nicia ei
\nC\u00e2nd vine, trebuie s-o fac\u0103 dup\u0103 obicei!
\nC\u0103 nici m\u0103car ea nu poa’ s\u0103 vie-n grab\u0103,
\nF\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103-ntrebe mai \u00eent\u00e2i \u0219i-nt\u00e2i o bab\u0103!<\/p>\n

\u0218i nu oricare bab\u0103, ci una dintre-acelea,
\nPe care, de n-o-ntreab\u0103, ce-i p\u0103\u021be\u0219te pielea!
\nC\u0103, dac\u0103 nu respect\u0103 obiceiul, \u00eei cere socoteal\u0103
\nAltfel, degeaba vine, cu-at\u00e2ta osteneal\u0103.<\/p>\n

O s\u0103 v\u0103 spui acu’ pe scurt cum e c\u00e2nd vine,
\nDa’ dac\u0103-ntreab\u0103 cineva, nu \u0219ti\u021bi de la mine!
\nDeci, s\u0103 presupunem c\u0103 moare unu-n sat
\n\u00cen c\u00e2teva momente, tot satul a aflat!<\/p>\n

– Ai auzit, f\u0103i, \u021ba\u021bo, c\u0103 a murit al lui Cutare?
\nHai, repede s\u0103 mergem \u0219i noi cu-o lum\u00e2nare!
\n– Care, f\u0103i, \u021ba\u021bo? Cum a murit \u0219i io nu \u0219tiu?
\nAcu’ fo dou\u0103 zile mergea, vorbea \u0219i era viu!<\/p>\n

– Ei, iote c\u0103 acuma, na! c\u0103 nu mai e!
\nHai du-te iute-n cas\u0103 \u0219i \u00eembrac\u0103-te!
\n– Da’ stai femeie, s\u0103 m\u0103 l\u0103muresc,
\nCine-a murit? La cine m\u0103 gr\u0103besc?<\/p>\n

– Ei, cum nu \u0219tii? Al lu’ Bomboan\u0103!
\nDe i-a luat casa lu’ bunicu’ de poman\u0103…
\n– Ei, draci! Care-i f\u0103, c\u0103 nu-mi dau seama?
\n\u0218i na!, c\u0103 c\u00e2t vorbii cu tine se r\u0103ci \u0219i zeama!<\/p>\n

– Hai, bre, t\u0103ntico, cum dracu’ nu-l cuno\u0219ti?
\nSt\u0103 l\u00e2ng-a lu’ Nae al lu’ Dideac\u0103 care pune clo\u0219ti!
\n– Phiii! S\u0103 mor, dac\u0103-l cunosc p-\u0103la de care zici!
\nStai c\u0103 mi-a hiert \u0219i apa! S\u0103 pui ni\u0219te urzici!<\/p>\n

– Hai, \u021ba\u021b\u0103 Chiro, v\u0103z c\u0103 nu mai \u021bii minte…
\nS\u0103 mergem c\u0103 ne-o ia Zanhira \u00eenainte!
\n\u0218i \u0219tii c\u0103 aia dac-ajunge prima, a dracului,
\nOcup\u0103 locul cel mai bun, la capul mortului!<\/p>\n

– Ho, f\u0103, c\u0103 viu, nu te mai tot foi at\u00e2ta!
\n\u0218i las’ c\u0103 n-o hi prima, a dracului ur\u00e2ta!
\nMai stai oleac\u0103 s\u0103 se mai r\u0103ceasc\u0103 ciorba
\n\u0218i p\u00e2n-atuncea mai du-m\u0103 tu cu vorba…<\/p>\n

– Ei, na! \u021ai-am zis c-ajunge asta \u00eenainte!
\nDa’ nu m-ascul\u021bi \u0219i nu te-nve\u021bi minte!
\nAcuma o s\u0103 st\u0103m la u\u0219\u0103 \u00een picioare,
\nS\u0103 r\u00e2z\u0103 toate alea de sunt bocitoare…<\/p>\n

– Auzi, f\u0103i \u021ba\u021bo? Da’ ce de mai coroane!
\nCre’ c-or hi costat fo dou\u0103 meleoane!…
\nIa! Uite c\u0103 vine \u0219i-asta a lu’ Harpagon!
\nCe-o hi mai c\u0103t\u00e2nd, c\u00e2nd merge \u00een baston?<\/p>\n

– Pi, ce s\u0103 fac\u0103, bre, n-auzi? Iese din cas\u0103
\nM\u0103n\u00e2nc\u0103 la poman\u0103, a dracu’ puturoas\u0103!
\n– F\u0103, e\u0219ti nebun\u0103, nu mai \u00eenjura \u0219i \u021bine-\u021bi gura
\n\u0218i las\u0103 c\u0103 \u0219i \u021bie \u021bi-a pl\u0103cut \u00een via\u021b\u0103 b\u0103utura!…<\/p>\n

– Auzi, p\u0103 cine-o hi pus s\u0103 hiarb\u0103 la cazan?
\nTot p-aia \u00eeng\u00e2mfata ce-l \u021bine pe T\u00e2rtan?
\nAscult-aci la mine, de baz\u0103 e pilafu’
\nLa o poman\u0103, de nu-i bun, se-alege prafu’!<\/p>\n

-Da’ iote ce carpete are mortu-n cas\u0103!
\nAia cu caiii negri e cea mai ar\u0103toas\u0103…
\n\u0218i ce macate are! Frumoas\u0103 lucr\u0103tur\u0103!
\nOr hi f\u0103cute bine, da-i \u0219i alerg\u0103tur\u0103….<\/p>\n

– Ia uite ce frumos e mortu’ \u021ba\u021b\u0103!
\nNu s-a schimbat deloc-deloc la fa\u021b\u0103!
\nA\u0219a oi hi \u0219i io c\u00e2nd mi-o hi r\u00e2ndu’?
\nDe-o hi a\u0219a, m-a\u0219 \u00eemp\u0103ca cu g\u00e2ndu’!…<\/p>\n

– Da, bre, \u0219i ce co\u0219ciug frumos \u0219i-a luat!
\nE de-\u0103la scumpu’! C\u00e2\u021bi bani o hi costat?
\nC\u0103 de-\u0103sta vreau \u0219i io nu patru sc\u00e2nduri
\nM\u00e2ine \u00eel iau! Nici nu mai stau pe g\u00e2nduri!<\/p>\n

-Cine-i f\u0103, fat\u0103, \u0103la care st\u0103 la poart\u0103?
\nIa-uite ce trist \u00eei, parc\u0103-i b\u0103tut de soart\u0103!
\n– Cum, bre, nu-l \u0219tii pe-al lui Sc\u00e2rle\u021b?
\nAcuma din \u0219ofer, e grangur la jude\u021b!<\/p>\n

-Ei, las\u0103-m\u0103 c\u0103 mor! Al lui Sc\u00e2rle\u021b?!
\nAl dracu’, s-a ajuns! Era un n\u0103t\u0103fle\u021b
\n\u0218i-acuma iote tu, ce haine bune are
\nP\u00e2n\u0103 mai ieri venea s\u0103-i dau m\u00e2ncare!…<\/p>\n

– A\u0219a e, \u021ba\u021bo! Cum s-ajunge omu-n vea\u021b\u0103
\nP\u00e2n\u0103 mai ieri n-aveau un cap de a\u021b\u0103…
\n– Deh, f\u0103, ce po\u021bi ca s\u0103 mai zici?
\nDoar n-o m\u00e2nca ca mine, ciorb\u0103 de urzici?<\/p>\n

– Ia! Gata, hai c\u0103 plec la mine-acas\u0103
\nC\u0103 am v\u0103zut acu’ cam tot prin cas\u0103
\nTu, dac\u0103 vrei, mai stai s\u0103-mi zici \u0219i mie
\nCine mai vine, c\u00e2t \u0219i ce mai \u0219tie…<\/p>\n

Din c\u00e2nd \u00een c\u00e2nd, un ,,Dumnnezeu s\u0103-l ierte!\u201d
\nMai face s\u0103 tresar\u0103 babele inerte
\nIar ele-l studiaz\u0103 aprig pe cel nou venit,
\nFiind o surs\u0103 nou\u0103 de \u0219tiri \u0219i de b\u00e2rfit!<\/p>\n

Deasupra casei mortului, prezen\u021b\u0103 ne\u0219tiut\u0103,
\nSe-nv\u00e2rte moartea-n cercuri, nev\u0103zut\u0103
\nNoteaz\u0103 \u00een agenda-i neagr\u0103 \u00eenc-un nume
\nPe care urmeaz\u0103 s\u0103 \u00eel ia din ast\u0103 lume..<\/p>\n

Dar, vezi bine c\u0103 \u0219i ea e foarte precaut\u0103
\nS\u0103 nu \u00eencalce acea lege ce a fost f\u0103cut\u0103
\nC\u0103ci trebuie s\u0103 \u021bin\u0103 cont de-at\u00e2tea norme
\nPe care babele le-au spus \u00een vorbe!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Gura satului \u0218i io sunt unu’ care cred nestr\u0103mutat, C\u0103 ve\u0219nicia, totu\u0219i, s-a n\u0103scut la sat Acolo-n locul unde fiecare-\u0219i<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":6643,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[317,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7853"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7853"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7853\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7854,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7853\/revisions\/7854"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6643"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7853"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7853"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7853"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}