{"id":7851,"date":"2019-05-06T10:59:30","date_gmt":"2019-05-06T07:59:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=7851"},"modified":"2019-05-06T11:27:08","modified_gmt":"2019-05-06T08:27:08","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-aclama","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=7851","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Aclam\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8-200x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6924 lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 200px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 200\/300;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8-200x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6924\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n      S-o mai g\u0103si cineva s\u0103 ne poat\u0103 <strong>aconta<\/strong>, pe-o vreme ca asta, c\u00e2inoas\u0103, iernatic\u0103, ne-o <strong>acorda<\/strong> vreun client \u0219ansa unui \u00eenceput de sezon promi\u021b\u0103tor?<br \/>\n       Nenorocite vremuri, v\u00e2nturi <strong>acerbe<\/strong>, temperaturi de februarie. Bani arunca\u021bi cu nemiluita \u00een&#8230; foc, \u00een lemnul pentru \u00eenc\u0103lzit. Buzunare golite exact c\u00e2nd bat la u\u0219\u0103 datoriile \u0219i Pa\u0219tele, \u00een loc s\u0103 achi\u021bi facturile la lumin\u0103 \u0219i ap\u0103, trebuie s\u0103 opre\u0219ti prima c\u0103ru\u021b\u0103, din care se tot laud\u0103 gure\u0219ii c\u0103-\u021bi bag\u0103 soarele \u00een cas\u0103, ca s\u0103 te perpele\u0219ti la el. <strong>Acirai<\/strong> pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 ,,Domnul&#8221; s\u0103 fie \u00eeng\u0103duitor, alte bancnote, mai devreme de \u00eenceputul lui Mai, nu mai pup. La \u00eendemnul femeii. Disperant\u0103, ca-ntotdeauna c\u00e2nd cu\u021bitul se apropie de os. ,,Ia s\u0103 vezi&#8230;.&#8221; Dar dura. \u0218i ajutorul ,,divin&#8221; lips\u0103 m\u0103 l\u0103sa cu fierea uscat\u0103, d\u0103dea <strong>acolia<\/strong>-n mine, \u00eemi exploda <strong>acneea<\/strong> unde nu-mi tr\u0103snea prin minte, pe frunte, dup\u0103 ureche, la inghinalul nasului, gura se usca de parc\u0103 mestecasem <strong>aconit<\/strong>, se <strong>aciola<\/strong>-n mine frica \u0219i ie\u0219ea abia&#8230;. Cum s\u0103 mai <strong>aclami<\/strong> existen\u021ba Creatorului cu-a\u0219a \u00eent\u00e2rziere voit\u0103? ,,S\u0103 te \u00eencerce. De-aia!&#8221;<br \/>\n       Din pricina asta am renun\u021bat s\u0103-i mai amintesc numele la necazuri. Degeaba-mi <strong>acream<\/strong> inutil existen\u021ba, singura salvare st\u0103tea-n p\u0103m\u00e2nteni. P\u0103m\u00e2ntiii crescu\u021bi la coada sapei. Ap\u0103reau de neunde la u\u0219a atelierului, c\u00e2nd caietul de eviden\u021b\u0103 a promisiunilor de munc\u0103 era virgin sau plin de linii orizontale peste adrese, nume \u0219i numere de telefon. \u0102sta, al lui Chiaburu ori Boieru&#8217; &#8211; lapsus &#8211; de la Puie\u0219ti, primise dezlegare de la fiu-s\u0103u s\u0103 purcead\u0103 la t\u00e2rg dup\u0103 nen-tu C\u0103lin Sandu, dar nu \u00een orb, unul trecut prin via\u021b\u0103 nu se \u00eencrede total \u00een odrasl\u0103, chiar general s\u0103 fie &#8211; doar sergent -, mai d\u0103 cu vorba <strong>acolea<\/strong>, prin vecini, mai pe departe, pe la fostul CAP, la moar\u0103, la c\u00e2rcium\u0103, la \u0103i de v\u00e2nd sc\u00e2ndur\u0103&#8230;. C\u0103 le c\u0103lcasem b\u0103t\u0103tura. Cu bagajul \u0103sta \u0219i dou\u0103 sticle de vin s-a prezentat la atelier. Frig. Noi pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 sob\u0103. ,,Bre, nea C\u0103line! S\u0103 pui zincat\u0103 \u0219i io pe cas\u0103. Imediat dup\u0103 s\u0103rb\u0103tori.&#8221; Sur\u00e2suri pe chipuri. Volubil. \u00cenalt. Ton gutural.<br \/>\n        Mai. C\u0103ldur\u0103 sufocant\u0103. <strong>Acreai<\/strong> castrave\u021bii p\u00e2n\u0103 seara. Leac <strong>acneii<\/strong> debordante. Casa, dup\u0103 tiparul unicat al  me\u0219terilor zonali: horn cu anvergur\u0103 mare, acoperit de-o parabol\u0103 ticluit\u0103 din lemn \u0219i tabl\u0103, pe partea din spate, sfert de cerc pe fa\u021b\u0103, la intrare, fr\u00e2nt \u00een \u0219ase felii, dou\u0103 dolii, col\u021buri \u0219i&#8230; pant\u0103 destul de abrupt\u0103, incomod\u0103. Cu preten\u021bii. Foile cutate. C-a\u0219a-i obi\u0219nuir\u0103 tinichigii.<br \/>\n       Tot tac\u00e2mul. Jgheaburi, c\u0103z\u0103nele. Pe trei laturi, a patra era flancat\u0103 de-un garaj. \u00cen locul acela \u0219i-n ziua aceea am dat <strong>acidei<\/strong> vorbe liber, spre a l\u0103sa unui g\u00e2nd bun spa\u021biu. M\u0103-ntrebase tata: ,,Ce facem, mergem?&#8221; Cum nu? Ce dac\u0103 este 5? S\u0103rb\u0103toresc prin munc\u0103! Onomastic\u0103 pe acoperi\u0219! D\u0103-i cu Cola, cu Eugenia de la magazin, cu \u00eenghe\u021bat\u0103. Dar f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 \u00een\u0219tiin\u021bez restul sufl\u0103rii cur\u021bii, pe proprietar \u0219i so\u021bie. At\u00e2t trebuia, s\u0103 m\u0103 <strong>aclame<\/strong>, s\u0103-mi ridice osanale nenica, ar fi f\u0103cut ture ca <strong>acarul<\/strong> chefereului p\u00e2n\u0103 la c\u00e2rcium\u0103, cu pretextul oficial al cinstirii mele \u0219i pe ascuns al lui, c\u0103ci&#8230;.<br \/>\n       La vreo lun\u0103 dup\u0103, \u00ee\u0219i cat\u0103 de drum la R\u00e2mnic, vesel, ca de obicei, modelat de mo\u0219 Anghelache de peste \u0219u\u0219a \u00een spiritul graiului liber, popular p\u00e2n\u0103 la despuiere total\u0103 \u0219i inten\u021bii sexuale de ne\u00eemplinit, na\u0219ul, deh &#8211; ce-i mai zicea finei, femeie \u00een prag de anii pensiei (da&#8217; numai ei?), ,,Du-te f\u0103-n&#8230;&#8221;, de sub ochelarii cu dioptrii maxime prin\u0219i rural cu elastic, \u00eens\u0103 se adapta imediat dup\u0103 interpelant, avea nevoie de-o sc\u00e2nteie st\u00e2rnitoare, ele, ei, nu conta, simplu trec\u0103tor, cu g\u0103leata la f\u00e2nt\u00e2n\u0103, ajungeau de toat\u0103 ocara -, cu un vini\u0219or, pentru necesit\u0103\u021bi de ins plecat de cu noapte. Taca-taca, h\u0103-h\u0103, ce bine c\u0103 ne-am g\u0103sit, l-a luat apa \u0219i&#8230;. Unde s\u0103-l trimi\u021bi \u00een starea aceea avansat\u0103 de incon\u0219tien\u021b\u0103? La somn.<br \/>\n      C\u00e2nd s-a trezit&#8230;. Ce om, nea C\u0103lin!<br \/>\n      Dar \u0219i eu! Drept urmare, c\u0103 tot m-a\u021bi urat de jum\u0103tate de secol, m\u0103 <strong>aciuez<\/strong> p-acilea, pe la ziar, s\u0103 v\u0103 mul\u021bumesc cu gratitudine!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>S-o mai g\u0103si cineva s\u0103 ne poat\u0103 aconta, pe-o vreme ca asta, c\u00e2inoas\u0103, iernatic\u0103, ne-o acorda vreun client \u0219ansa unui<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":6924,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7,318],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7851"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7851"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7851\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7856,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7851\/revisions\/7856"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6924"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7851"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7851"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7851"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}