{"id":7815,"date":"2019-04-16T15:01:59","date_gmt":"2019-04-16T12:01:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=7815"},"modified":"2019-04-16T15:01:59","modified_gmt":"2019-04-16T12:01:59","slug":"faradelegea-calin-mama","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=7815","title":{"rendered":"F\u0103r\u0103delegea lui C\u0103lin &#8211; Ca mama"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/image-3-e1525727037875.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/image-3-300x200.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6751 lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 300px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 300\/200;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/image-3-300x200.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6751\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><\/p>\n<p>      De-ar fi altele ca ea. Mi \u021bi-ar pune cu botul pe labe toate loazele.<br \/>\n      Legile cer cam multe, unele imposibil de pus \u00een practic\u0103. Ne lu\u0103m pe noi, meseria\u0219i din tat\u0103 \u00een fiu de patru genera\u021bii, pleca\u021bi cu strai\u021bele \u00eenc\u0103rcate de fiare \u0219i lemne s\u0103 asigur\u0103m somnul lini\u0219tit cui solicit\u0103 &#8211; aproape oricui -, &#8211; a nu se crede c\u0103 includem \u00eentre servicii cine \u0219tie ce experien\u021be magice, sunt \u00eens\u0103 destui ,,bresla\u0219i&#8221; care \u00een deceniile ultime declarau tabla montat\u0103 de ei magic\u0103, lipsit\u0103 de posibilitatea unei devers\u0103ri pluviale accidentale \u00een tavanele clien\u021bilor -, noi, in\u0219i cu ficsonomia obrazului \u0219i cet\u0103\u021beni ai urbei \u00een care dac\u0103 nu e\u0219ti neam ai cuno\u0219tin\u021be. Bun\u0103 ziua, deci, vei da \u0219i m\u00e2ine, \u0219i poim\u00e2ine, \u0219i-n veacul ce-l ocupi cu voie divin\u0103. \u0218i aten\u021bie personal\u0103 sporit\u0103. Nevoie mare de ea, ghilotina at\u00e2rn\u0103 asupr\u0103-\u021bi secund\u0103 de secund\u0103. Am mai pus pe r\u0103boj c\u00e2t din bruma de bani ob\u021binut\u0103 face obiectul c\u00e2\u0219tigului material net, \u00een acest efemer cotidian reconsiderat pe plus, dar nu substan\u021bial, \u0219i ce alte cheltuieli diminueaz\u0103 drastic venitul p\u00e2n\u0103 la nimic sau mai mult de at\u00e2t. Datorii neonorate, trecute-n viitor, dup\u0103 o parafraz\u0103 la un proverb: ia las\u0103 pe m\u00e2ine, ce nu po\u021bi da azi! Art. 348 este update-at, preg\u0103tit s\u0103 primeasc\u0103 la s\u00e2nu-i, iadul r\u0103uf\u0103c\u0103torilor, micii dr\u0103cu\u0219ori ce-\u0219i \u00eencearc\u0103 veleit\u0103\u021bile f\u0103r\u0103 drept, aici \u00een sensul inexisten\u021bei unei autoriza\u021bii. Aceast\u0103 jum\u0103tate speram s\u0103 aib\u0103 un spa\u021biu aparte, s\u0103 fie chiar lips\u0103 la apelul infrac\u021biunilor unde pedeapsa se \u00eencadreaz\u0103 \u00eentre 3 luni \u0219i un an, s\u0103 i se cear\u0103 doar sanc\u021biunea amenzii ori&#8230;. O patalama pentru meserie se ob\u021bine u\u0219or, a disp\u0103rut orice opreli\u0219te, poate accede orice&#8230; t\u00e2mpit &#8211; nu este un invectiv menit s\u0103 jigneasc\u0103, dar nici s\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 urm\u0103ri -, o diplom\u0103 oferit\u0103 gratuit unor in\u0219i ce-\u0219i l\u0103l\u0103ie&#8230; \u0219i o h\u00e2rtie care s\u0103 \u00eenlesneasc\u0103 statului taxarea la s\u00e2nge. S\u0103 nu mire c\u0103 vreo doi, trei dobitoci au profesat ca medici. De la un curs de 10 ore la celebrul Lipatti pentru instrumentist, se poate lesne ajunge la profesor universitar al academiilor de muzic\u0103 \u0219i doctor&#8230;. \u00cen sensul micii diversiuni divagante, abia a doua jum\u0103tate a articolului se preteaz\u0103 la condamnarea cu \u00eenchisoarea, ,,&#8230; exercitarea acestora (profesii&#8230;) \u00een alte condi\u021bii dec\u00e2t cele legale&#8230;&#8221;, dep\u0103\u0219ind sensul direct, acela ce nu cuprinde niciunul dintre cazurile Codului Penal, se poate considera ilegal inclusiv acest drept de profesare ob\u021binut dup\u0103 astfel de \u0219colariz\u0103ri rapide, facile \u0219i futile.<br \/>\n       Un muzicant, acolo, treac\u0103-mearg\u0103, c\u0103 d\u0103uneaz\u0103 doar urechii \u0219i poate fi redus la t\u0103cere cu ignorare total\u0103, dar ce le facem celorlal\u021bi? Avem agricultori cu milioanele \u0219i nu dau socoteal\u0103 nim\u0103nui dac\u0103 au fost \u0219colariza\u021bi s\u0103 pun\u0103 s\u0103m\u00e2n\u021ba corect \u00een p\u0103m\u00e2nt, lor nu li se cere pensie, s\u0103n\u0103tate, doar un impozit pe teren \u0219i acolo pe produc\u021bie, avem c\u0103ru\u021ba\u0219i, t\u0103ietori de lemne, house-cleaners, b\u0103t\u0103tori de-un cui \u00een grinda propriei case, adun\u0103tori de fier vechi, precupe\u021bii de la pia\u021b\u0103, meserii numeroase la periferia societ\u0103\u021bii f\u0103r\u0103 cerin\u021bele responsabilit\u0103\u021bii \u00eencadrabile \u00een lege. Nu neap\u0103rat f\u0103cute dup\u0103 ureche. Dup\u0103 litera acestui Art. 348 de pus la zid. N-o spun doar ca s\u0103-mi procur circumstan\u021be atenuante, ci fiindc\u0103 ceea ce facem mul\u021bi dintre noi abia acoper\u0103 hrana pe o lun\u0103. O realitate pe care-am cunoscut-o \u00eendeaproape, cu urm\u0103ri dezastruoase.<br \/>\n      De aceea a\u0219 semna m\u00e2ine impozitarea pe venitul global declarat f\u0103r\u0103 obliga\u021bia autoriz\u0103rii p\u00e2n\u0103 la un nivel de c\u00e2\u0219tig \u0219i responsabilitate fa\u021b\u0103 de societate. \u0218i cu posibilitatea opt\u0103rii pentru cele dou\u0103 mari d\u0103ri: pensie \u0219i s\u0103n\u0103tate. Art. 349. Despre securitatea \u00een munc\u0103 \u0219i climatul propice, adic\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 accidente \u0219i \u00eemboln\u0103viri profesionale. Despre cine nu le ia, nu le asigur\u0103. \u00cen fr\u0103\u021bie cu el, Art. 350, cu acela\u0219i num\u0103r de ani \u0219i acelea\u0219i dou\u0103 categorii de pedepse, condamn\u0103 ,,nerespectarea m\u0103surilor legale de securitate \u0219i s\u0103n\u0103tate \u00een munc\u0103&#8221;: 1\/2-3 ani, respectiv 1\/4-1 an dac\u0103 ambele se s\u0103v\u00e2r\u0219esc din culp\u0103. M-a\u0219 opri la con\u021binutul Al. 2, Art. 350: ,,&#8230; se sanc\u021bioneaz\u0103 repunerea \u00een func\u021biune a instala\u021biilor, ma\u0219inilor \u0219i utilajelor, anterior elimin\u0103rii tuturor deficien\u021belor pentru care s-a luat m\u0103sura opririi lor.&#8221; Din dou\u0103 motive: alineatul este incomplet, nu specific\u0103 nimic despre spa\u021biile ce pot d\u0103una s\u0103n\u0103t\u0103\u021bii, \u00eenchise pentru acelea\u0219i pericole, omoloage ma\u0219inilor&#8230;; nu poate constitui motiv de \u00eendulgen\u021b\u0103 la Al. 3, cel despre culp\u0103. Singura culp\u0103 acceptat\u0103 ar fi prostia \u0219i ne\u0219tiin\u021ba de carte, excluse am\u00e2ndou\u0103 \u00eens\u0103. Utilajele supuse test\u0103rilor, repara\u021biilor, etc, sunt semnalizate corespunz\u0103tor. C-a\u0219a scrie-n ,,carta&#8221; protec\u021biei muncii.<br \/>\n      \u00cen capitolul de fa\u021b\u0103, cu patru articole, Codul Penal impune pe ultimul ca viabil, termin\u00e2nd subit ,,Infrac\u021biuni privitoare la regimul stabilit pentru alte activit\u0103\u021bi reglementate de lege&#8221; cu Cam\u0103ta. Cu o explica\u021bie unic\u0103 \u0219i sumar\u0103: ,,Dare de bani cu dob\u00e2nd\u0103, ca \u00eendeletnicire, de c\u0103tre o persoan\u0103 neautorizat\u0103&#8230;.&#8221; Astfel au ajuns casele de amanet \u0219i b\u0103ncile legale: cu h\u00e2rtie de la \u00eemp\u0103r\u0103\u021bie. Dar a se observa surplusul inutil: ,,ca \u00eendeletnicire&#8221;. (Art. 351)<br \/>\n       E cert, ca mama, ca mam\u0103-va, ca m\u0103-ta&#8230; ar proceda orice femeie&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>De-ar fi altele ca ea. Mi \u021bi-ar pune cu botul pe labe toate loazele. Legile cer cam multe, unele imposibil<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":6751,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[2,315],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7815"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7815"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7815\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7816,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7815\/revisions\/7816"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6751"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7815"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7815"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7815"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}