{"id":7792,"date":"2019-04-09T23:50:38","date_gmt":"2019-04-09T20:50:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=7792"},"modified":"2019-04-09T23:50:38","modified_gmt":"2019-04-09T20:50:38","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-acicul","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=7792","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Acicul"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8-200x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6924 lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 200px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 200\/300;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8-200x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6924\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n      De c\u00e2te ori am fost potrivnic debordan\u021bei lui tata \u0219i m\u0103rinimiei&#8230;.<br \/>\n      Una, dou\u0103, ,,Hai s\u0103 mergem.&#8221; Coleg, prieten, cuno\u0219tin\u021b\u0103, trebuia s\u0103-i fac\u0103 pe plac. Merite n-avea niciunul, nici recuno\u0219tin\u021b\u0103 pentru alte servicii din trecut, \u00eemi g\u0103siser\u0103 doar p\u0103rintele ultimul pe lista preferin\u021belor, dup\u0103 refuzul sau indisponibilitatea altora, mai ,,me\u0219teri&#8221; ca noi. N-am primit nici p\u00e2n\u0103 azi r\u0103spuns clar la \u00eentrebarea ,,Cum putea s\u0103 se <strong>ab\u021bin\u0103<\/strong>, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 le zic\u0103 de la obraz vreo dou\u0103?&#8221; Lament\u0103rile \u0219i scuzele lor alimentau, probabil, un orgoliu de categorie u\u0219oar\u0103: ,,Tot la mine au ajuns!&#8221; Pentru un <strong>acaret<\/strong>, o repara\u021bie, un ligament \u00eentre nou \u0219i vechi, o lucrare pe c\u00e2t de insignifiant\u0103, pe at\u00e2t de solicitant\u0103 \u0219i prost pl\u0103tit\u0103. La Sandu Mamica, porecl\u0103 de c\u0103p\u0103tat dup\u0103 ticurile verbale, ca ale oricui, am fost ,,invita\u021bi&#8221; a doua oar\u0103 exact pentru ce v\u0103 spusei, s\u0103 definitiv\u0103m ceea ce ,,adev\u0103ra\u021bii constructori&#8221; omiseser\u0103 a termina: leg\u0103tura cu casa \u00eenvechit\u0103, \u00eendreptarea stric\u0103ciunilor produse la jgheaburi \u0219i unele noi la edificiul ridicat cu un nivel. Chin. B\u0103tr\u00e2ne\u0219tii i se sub\u021biaser\u0103 ,,coastele&#8221;, se f\u0103cuser\u0103 foaie de \u021bigar\u0103 \u0219i nu suportau mai mult de un ciocan-for\u021b\u0103, al doilea le trimitea direct la amputare, cu riscul de-a deveni \u0219i tu, tinichigiul, <strong>acefal<\/strong>, nu doar <strong>aca\u021bul<\/strong> \u021bi-ar fi zburat din recul t\u0103rt\u0103cu\u021ba, ci \u00eens\u0103\u0219i sc\u00e2ndura de brad secular din al c\u0103rui trup sf\u00e2rtecat ar fi pornit c\u0103tre jugular\u0103 nenum\u0103rate schije. \u0218i nu neap\u0103rat a ta putea deveni \u021binta grenadei conifere, partenerul de lucru devine \u0219i el ,,beneficiarul&#8221; desprinderilor accidentale. Cristi a ,,furat-o&#8221; atunci, c\u00e2ndva prin anii 2000. O bucat\u0103 de lemn i-a atins coloana, lovindu-l \u00eentr-o <strong>acant\u0103<\/strong>. S-a v\u0103itat&#8230;, s-a frecat pe vertebr\u0103 \u0219i am mers mai departe. Cu boscorodelile de rigoare. <strong>Accese<\/strong> de furie. Amici\u021biile lui tata&#8230;. Casa ,,antic\u0103&#8221; era la treia prefacere, pe timpul ,,mamicii&#8221; &#8211; Cu siguran\u021b\u0103 motivul noului nume. Presupus. \u00centrebat de convivii str\u00e2n\u0219i la un pahar de ce pleac\u0103 mai devreme, r\u0103spundea invariabil: ,,M-a\u0219teapt\u0103 mamica la mas\u0103.&#8221; &#8211; locuin\u021ba avusese dou\u0103 camere \u0219i-un hol. Copii, necesit\u0103\u021bi, \u00eenc\u0103 o odaie ad\u0103ugat\u0103 \u0219i o buc\u0103t\u0103rioar\u0103. Continuarea acoperi\u0219ului \u00een patru ape, dolie, etc. Vremuri noi, dorin\u021be de emancipare. Od\u0103i suprapuse. Peste, tabl\u0103 ondulat\u0103, montat\u0103 dup\u0103&#8230; pu\u021bina \u0219tiin\u021b\u0103 a <strong>acelor<\/strong> deprin\u0219i cu zid\u0103ria. Cu g\u0103urele ici-colo. Astupate dup\u0103 con\u0219tiin\u021ba noastr\u0103 de speciali\u0219ti. Dac\u0103 tot e poman\u0103, s\u0103 fie p\u00e2n\u0103 la cap\u0103t.<br \/>\n      Dup\u0103 bisul lui 3, pe Matei Basarab, aproape de cap\u0103tul ce intersecteaz\u0103 E85, ne-ndrept\u0103m c\u0103tre gar\u0103, f\u0103r\u0103 preten\u021bia de-a da prea repede ochii cu <strong>acarii<\/strong>. Pe acela\u0219i trotuar. P\u00e2n\u0103-n aleea ce face leg\u0103tura cu Maior Nedelcu, unic\u0103 \u00een ora\u0219, prelungire a Poenii M\u0103rului, datorit\u0103 chio\u0219cului ce ocup\u0103 trei sferturi din l\u0103\u021bimea ei \u0219i jum\u0103tate din lungime poposim la domn&#8217; colonel Lupu. Cas\u0103 abia cump\u0103rat\u0103, destul de \u00eenalt\u0103 pentru una cu un singur nivel, o parte din \u00eentregul imobil ce tronase m\u00e2ndru \u00een alt veac peste dou\u0103 str\u0103zi. Cum pu\u021bine ne-au fost incursiunile pe-un a\u0219a bulevard, cel mai lung \u0219i mai drept din urbe, doar norocoasa subordonare a lui Nae, fratele, ne-a coco\u021bat pe acoperi\u0219 timp de c\u00e2teva zile. Dou\u0103 camere \u0219i-un hol, generoase cu spa\u021biul &#8211; \u00eemi aminteau de <strong>acelea<\/strong> \u00een care am locuit cu chirie la domnul B\u0103dic\u0103 &#8211; dovedite insuficiente pentru necesarul unei familii moderne. Dup\u0103 c\u00e2\u021biva ani am fost invita\u021bi s\u0103 facem safteaua cu tabl\u0103 \u0219i jgheaburi unei prelungiri mansardate, ocazie a ofi\u021berului de-a ne prezenta transform\u0103rile \u0219i aranjamentul od\u0103ilor populate. \u0218i s\u0103 se laude cu feciorul pretendent la \u00eenv\u0103\u021barea limbii&#8230;. Japonez\u0103 sau chinez\u0103? Festele memoriei&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>De c\u00e2te ori am fost potrivnic debordan\u021bei lui tata \u0219i m\u0103rinimiei&#8230;. Una, dou\u0103, ,,Hai s\u0103 mergem.&#8221; Coleg, prieten, cuno\u0219tin\u021b\u0103, trebuia<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":6924,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7,318],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7792"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7792"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7792\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7793,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7792\/revisions\/7793"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6924"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7792"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7792"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7792"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}