{"id":7724,"date":"2019-03-17T23:59:35","date_gmt":"2019-03-17T20:59:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=7724"},"modified":"2019-03-18T00:10:50","modified_gmt":"2019-03-17T21:10:50","slug":"cotetul-metafore-6","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=7724","title":{"rendered":"Cote\u021bul cu metafore &#8211; Balada lui Comis Ion"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/image-8-e1523211807606.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/image-8-300x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6643 lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 300px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 300\/300;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/image-8-300x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6643\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\nBalada lui Comis Ion<\/p>\n<p>Foaie verde de mohor<br \/>\nP\u00e2n-o fi Doamne s\u0103 mor<br \/>\nVreau s\u0103 mai am s\u0103n\u0103tate<br \/>\nCa s\u0103 pot sc\u0103pa de rate.<\/p>\n<p>Ca s\u0103 nu las la copii<br \/>\nS\u0103 pl\u0103teasc\u0103 datorii.<br \/>\nS\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 ei cura\u021bi<br \/>\nLiberi \u0219i ne-mprumuta\u021bi<\/p>\n<p>Am f\u0103cut cu dracu\u2019 pactu\u2019<br \/>\nC\u00e2nd am parafat contractu\u2019<br \/>\nDar nici dracul nu e r\u0103u<br \/>\nCa  banca, cu contul t\u0103u<\/p>\n<p>Frunz\u0103 verde de ar\u021bar<br \/>\nBanca e un c\u0103m\u0103tar<br \/>\nE legal \u0219i st\u0103 la p\u00e2nd\u0103<br \/>\nTot cu ochii pe dob\u00e2nd\u0103<\/p>\n<p>A\u0219teapt\u0103 s\u0103 le faci plata,<br \/>\nC\u00e2t ar fi de mare rata.<br \/>\nNu accept\u0103-nt\u00e2rziere<br \/>\nNici m\u0103car negociere.<\/p>\n<p>Le spui ,,Dom\u2019 le, nu mai pot!\u201d<br \/>\nIar pe ei \u00eei doare-n cot<br \/>\nTe-a\u0219teapt\u0103 la cotitur\u0103<br \/>\nCa s\u0103-\u021bi dea o lovitur\u0103.<\/p>\n<p>\u0218i tu te rogi la icoane<br \/>\nS\u0103 nu-\u021bi ia comisioane<br \/>\nDar c\u00e2nd crezi c\u0103 ruga-i gata<br \/>\nVezi c\u0103 iar mai cre\u0219te rata.<\/p>\n<p>Frunz\u0103 verde lemn de soc<br \/>\nCum dracu\u2019 s\u0103 nu iei foc<br \/>\nC\u00e2nd vezi cursul euro<br \/>\nPo\u021bi s-ajungi la neuro.<\/p>\n<p>C\u00e2nd vezi c\u0103 n-ai capital<br \/>\nPo\u021bi ajunge la spital<br \/>\nC\u00e2t ai vrea s\u0103 le pl\u0103te\u0219ti<br \/>\nVezi c\u0103 nu mai reu\u0219e\u0219ti <\/p>\n<p>Chiar de ai bun\u0103-credin\u021b\u0103,<br \/>\n\u0218i faci tot ce-i cu putin\u021b\u0103,<br \/>\nEi tot nu sunt mul\u021bumi\u021bi,<br \/>\n\u0218i vor doar s\u0103 le achi\u021bi.<\/p>\n<p>Floare alb\u0103 floricic\u0103,<br \/>\nN-o s\u0103 vezi dob\u00e2nd\u0103 mic\u0103<br \/>\nBanca n-are interesul<br \/>\nCa  s\u0103-\u021bi  scad\u0103 \u021bie stresul<\/p>\n<p>Vor doar banii din contracte<br \/>\nChiar s\u0103 fii \u0219i mort cu acte<br \/>\n\u0218i atunci ar fi \u00een stare<br \/>\nS\u0103-\u021bi cear\u0103 penalizare.<\/p>\n<p>C-ai  murit \u0219i nu le-ai spus<br \/>\nDocumente n-ai adus<br \/>\nCa s\u0103 \u0219tie ei, golanii<br \/>\nCui  s\u0103 cear\u0103-n lips\u0103, banii.<\/p>\n<p>Doamne, de-a\u0219 avea putere,<br \/>\nNu vreau bani, nu veau avere<br \/>\nVreau s\u0103 fac un leg\u0103m\u00e2nt:<br \/>\nF\u0103r\u0103 b\u0103nci pe-acest p\u0103m\u00e2nt! <\/p>\n<p>S\u0103 dispar\u0103 precum fumul,<br \/>\nC\u0103 \u0219i-a\u0219a sunt cu duiumul !<br \/>\n\u0218i-am tr\u0103i mai mult \u0219i bine<br \/>\nDac\u0103 n-ai stresul pe tine.<\/p>\n<p>A\u0219a, Doamne, te-a\u0219 ruga,<br \/>\nDe  vii pe p\u0103m\u00e2nt cumva<br \/>\nAi grij\u0103 de-ai t\u0103i copii<br \/>\n\u0218i scap\u0103-i de datorii!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Balada lui Comis Ion Foaie verde de mohor P\u00e2n-o fi Doamne s\u0103 mor Vreau s\u0103 mai am s\u0103n\u0103tate Ca s\u0103<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":6643,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[317,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7724"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7724"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7724\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7726,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7724\/revisions\/7726"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6643"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7724"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7724"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7724"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}