{"id":7721,"date":"2019-03-17T23:40:13","date_gmt":"2019-03-17T20:40:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=7721"},"modified":"2019-03-17T23:40:13","modified_gmt":"2019-03-17T20:40:13","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-abagii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=7721","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Abagii"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8-200x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6924 lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 200px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 200\/300;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8-200x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6924\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n     &#8211; S\u0103-l vezi pe finu&#8217; cum c\u00e2nt\u0103! M\u00e2n\u0103 de aur, Leonard! Ce n-am b\u0103ut, \u0219i pe dracu&#8217;!<br \/>\n     Copilul adus de unchi s\u0103 se dea \u00een stamba botezului crescuse, floarea neamului derivat din etnicii Barasc\u0103i \u00eei umpluse na\u0219ului Irimia sufletul de orientalisme, \u00eel ame\u021bise mai tare dec\u00e2t vinul din ,,pocalele&#8221; spoite, de parc\u0103-\u0219i stinsese nesa\u021bul cu <strong>absint<\/strong> \u0219i acum <strong>abunda<\/strong> de epitete, populare, \u00eengem\u0103nate la grani\u021ba limbilor rom\u00e2no-rrome, ca \u0219i zona de habitare. Am renun\u021bat destul de greu la o disput\u0103 pe tema \u0219tiin\u021bei muzicale \u0219i afinii depu\u0219i pe o nemeritat\u0103 treapt\u0103, la cum au <strong>abuzat<\/strong> de docilitatea \u0219i bun\u0103voin\u021ba mea odinioar\u0103 numai de bine nu puteam purta discu\u021bii. \u0218i despre cine? A\u0219a c\u0103 mi-am urcat sculele pe acoperi\u0219 \u0219i-am ignorat total&#8230;. De sus, l\u00e2ng\u0103 \u0219oseaua na\u021bional\u0103, abia dac\u0103 ne puteam \u00een\u021belege coerent de la patru metri. Am urlat la Cristi s\u0103 <strong>aburce<\/strong> cu \u0219or\u021buri, tabl\u0103 cuie \u0219i copci \u0219i d\u0103-i b\u0103taie la treab\u0103.<br \/>\n     Iert\u0103m. Ne st\u0103 \u00een fire. Dar nu uit\u0103m&#8230;. A\u0219a legi om de om \u0219i din unul ai mai mul\u021bi antipatici. Te apuci a <strong>abhora<\/strong> indiferent dac\u0103 nimic special nu-\u021bi provoac\u0103 starea de adversitate, este suficient s\u0103 se declare prietenul du\u0219manilor t\u0103i. Nu mereu. Irimia \u0219i-a c\u0103p\u0103tat por\u021bia persever\u00e2nd \u00een a ne chema s\u0103-i facem vizite oficiale de lucru, dar \u0219i de prospec\u021bie, apel\u00e2nd exasperant \u00een vremurile c\u00e2nd telefonul mobil era \u00een dizgra\u021biile p\u0103rin\u021bilor: ,,- Iar a sunat&#8230;!&#8221; Reac\u021bia noastr\u0103: ,,- D\u0103-l bre&#8230;! Ce mai vrea?&#8221; Opinarea lui tata: ,, &#8211; E b\u0103iat bun!&#8230;&#8221; ,,Verticalitatea&#8221; mamei: ,,- V\u0103 duce\u021bi unde zice tac-tu!&#8221; \u00cen fa\u021ba unui astfel de \u00eendemn <strong>abdici<\/strong> la urgen\u021b\u0103&#8230;. Aceast\u0103 \u00eendatoratoare incumbare a avut mereu rolul unilateral de decizie, dat\u0103 ca viabil\u0103 doar \u00een cazurile lucr\u0103rilor \u00eencheiate contractual de tata, ale noastre, ,,ucenicii ve\u0219nici&#8221;, erau respinse categoric sau acceptate doar ca s\u0103 ni se scoat\u0103 ochii: c\u0103 nu ne pricepem, c\u0103 nu ne mai dau clien\u021bii banii promi\u0219i pe presta\u021bie&#8230;. <strong>Absurd<\/strong>, n-a fost caz s\u0103 se-mplineasc\u0103 sorocirea  fatalist\u0103, <strong>abisul<\/strong> e\u0219ecurilor, vorba a fost vorb\u0103, cuv\u00e2ntul dat respectat \u0219i protagoni\u0219tii mul\u021bumi\u021bi.<br \/>\n      De dat exemplu nef\u0103cutul unora, cum a\u0219tern <strong>abnorm<\/strong> table pe case&#8230;. St\u0103team la \u0219ase metri distan\u021b\u0103, din locul unde \u00een t\u00e2rg s-ar numi trotuar, privind ,,aplec\u0103toarea&#8221; remaiat\u0103 de deasupra a ceea ce odinioar\u0103 servise unchiului de potcovit ,,puricii&#8221; c\u0103ru\u021ba\u0219ilor \u0219i c\u0103l\u0103ri\u021bii t\u0103tarilor de R\u00e2mnic. <strong>Abolii<\/strong> orice teorie zdrav\u0103n\u0103 la cap, inclusiv imposibila variant\u0103 a comenzilor de tip papaianico-nea M\u0103rin miliardar, inverse: s\u0103 se fi confuzat \u00eentr-at\u00e2t bie\u021bii tinichigii c\u00e2t s\u0103 porneasc\u0103 de sus \u00een jos? Am pronun\u021bat bie\u021bii? Gre\u0219it. Mai viabil\u0103 pare acum ideea unor meseria\u0219i be\u021bi, pu\u0219i la mas\u0103 ospitalier de Irimia, de diminea\u021b\u0103, \u00eendemna\u021bi s\u0103 mai guste din c\u00e2nd \u00een c\u00e2nd un \u0219pri\u021b p\u00e2n\u0103 la pr\u00e2nz \u0219i apoi p\u00e2n\u0103 pe sear\u0103. C\u0103 s-or fi nimerit \u0219i la-nceput de carier\u0103&#8230;. Un astfel de concept \u00eel <strong>abjuri<\/strong> imediat, trimi\u021bi me\u0219terii la origini ori \u00een cel mai ad\u00e2nc <strong>abataj<\/strong>, s\u0103 vad\u0103 lumina zilei dup\u0103 ce vor fi scos c\u00e2te o garnitur\u0103 de tren plin\u0103 cu huil\u0103, nu \u00eenainte de-a rosti de o sut\u0103 de mii de ori: ,,\u00cen via\u021ba mea nu mai batem tabl\u0103!&#8221; \u00cei <strong>abnegi<\/strong> p\u00e2n\u0103 la ultimul c\u0103 ar face parte din aceea\u0219i tagm\u0103.<br \/>\n      Se pare c\u0103-\u0219i b\u0103gase necuratul nasul \u00een treburile tinichigere\u0219ti \u00een col\u021bul acela de&#8230; strad\u0103. \u00centr-o prim\u0103 vizit\u0103 cu cositoare \u0219i ciocane de lipit prejudiciile erau \u00een stadiul de evitabile, \u0219i la el, \u0219i la vecinul din partea buc\u0103\u021bii de curte ocupat\u0103 cu acareturi \u0219i niscai cote\u021be, la niciunul previzibil un reviriment sau schimb\u0103ri radicale, s\u0103r\u0103cia instalat\u0103, la care p\u0103ream condamna\u021bi chiar la 20 de ani de la Revolu\u021bie. La a doua ambele st\u0103teau m\u0103rturie c\u0103 apun vremurile manufacturilor executate dup\u0103&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8211; S\u0103-l vezi pe finu&#8217; cum c\u00e2nt\u0103! M\u00e2n\u0103 de aur, Leonard! Ce n-am b\u0103ut, \u0219i pe dracu&#8217;! 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