{"id":7696,"date":"2019-03-11T00:05:01","date_gmt":"2019-03-10T21:05:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=7696"},"modified":"2019-03-11T00:44:35","modified_gmt":"2019-03-10T21:44:35","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-apupa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=7696","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Apup\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8-200x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6924 lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 200px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 200\/300;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8-200x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6924\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n      Mi-o <strong>apupa<\/strong> \u00eenc\u0103rc\u0103tura&#8230;. Sper doar s\u0103 nu-mi destabilizeze menirea.<br \/>\n      Memorie fotografic\u0103 \u0219i auditiv\u0103: st\u0103 scris undeva &#8211; c\u0103ut\u0103ri \u00eendelungi, dar nu zadarnice; a fost rostit \u00een minte &#8211; r\u0103sun\u0103-n urechi o mie de ani. R\u0103sfoire sumar\u0103, spasm ocular imediat, lips\u0103 <strong>apupe<\/strong> \u0219i rudele-apropiate. Ei, cum doamne-o fi sc\u0103pat <strong>abacul<\/strong> tocmai cele trei forme, evident stridente, nici \u021bucat, nici prinz\u0103tur\u0103, nici&#8230;?<br \/>\n      Preconizez vremuri comode, \u00eentr-at\u00e2t de lipsite de mi\u0219care corporal\u0103 \u00eenc\u00e2t \u0219i-n gur\u0103 ne va b\u0103ga de m\u00e2ncare&#8230;. Ie\u0219isem. M\u0103 \u00eendreptam c\u0103tre serviciu &#8211; dornic, nedornic, cu g\u00e2nd c\u0103 am c\u00e2te un nimic de \u00eendeplinit -, mai <strong>abitir<\/strong> ca \u00eenvrednicita m\u0103tur\u0103toare, s\u00e2rguincioas\u0103 cu mucurile de \u021big\u0103ri aruncate ,,etic&#8221; pe domeniul public la un suc \u0219i-o chifl\u0103 umplut\u0103 din fa\u021ba Economicului &#8211; cum s\u0103 nu-i faci loc c-un ocoli\u0219 pe carosabil c\u00e2nd nu-i st\u0103 m\u00e2na? M\u0103cinat de aceea\u0219i obsesie, scuip\u00e2nd amestecul de saliv\u0103 \u0219i praf impregnat instantaneu pe p\u0103r\u021bile ude ale cavit\u0103\u021bii bucale, \u00eencercam s\u0103 nu-mi stric ziua, s\u0103 nu pun <strong>abanos<\/strong> viitorului \u0219i omenirea s\u0103 n-o transfer la <strong>abator,<\/strong> pentr-o sacrificare \u00een ultim\u0103 instan\u021b\u0103, dup\u0103 meritele-i cotidiene. Ar fi mai demn s\u0103 fie dat\u0103 ofrand\u0103 vechilor crezuri, dec\u00e2t s\u0103 degenereze p\u00e2n\u0103 la animalism. C\u0103ci este \u00een picaj <strong>abrupt<\/strong>. Am ocolit intrarea Centrului Cultural, mai \u00eencrez\u0103tor, l\u0103s\u00e2nd ma\u0219inismul pe seama legii compensa\u021biei. Oprire amical\u0103 la col\u021b de strad\u0103, saluturi, ,,anamneze&#8221; bolilor de profesie. Ambii la datorie. Nu <strong>abuzez<\/strong> de ,,time&#8217;s money&#8221;-ul lui. Desp\u0103r\u021bire. ,,C\u00e2te? Trei!&#8221; Somnoroasa domni\u0219oric\u0103 va servi pl\u0103cinte calde \u00een pat, aduse la poart\u0103. Na!-mi zic, s-a-mplinit previziunea.<br \/>\n      Una. F\u0103r\u0103 greutate. Asta era u\u0219oar\u0103. Servicii prompte la adresa clientului sunt cu duiumul, chiar dac\u0103 lipsesc unele de stringent\u0103 nevoie (este doar o chestiune de timp comercializarea pungilor urinare destinate \u0219oferilor \u00een trafic \u0219i punctele de colectare cu plata la automat, orientarea tuturor comercian\u021bilor c\u0103tre v\u00e2nz\u0103rile direct la nasul clientului ie\u0219it peste portier\u0103, prin urmare \u0219i megamallurile vor desface m\u0103rfurile \u00een parc\u0103rile sub \u0219i supraterane&#8230;). Un confort a\u0219teptat \u00eendelung, de la momentul cobor\u00e2rii din copac, o pauz\u0103 definitiv\u0103 de la abuzul de munc\u0103, de la teoriile moralei, de la identitate&#8230;.<br \/>\n      Asta-i dificil\u0103. Ne abdic\u0103 semenii de la apartenen\u021ba dacic\u0103 de se r\u0103scolesc \u00een morminte str\u0103bunii, <strong>abjur\u0103<\/strong> dezarmant de la crezul care le-a adus nu demult un nume: rom\u00e2n.<br \/>\n      Prezent\u0103m eroi, ne ag\u0103\u021b\u0103m de patriotisme, oferim exemple ale unui trecut deloc fericit \u0219i a\u0219tept\u0103m reac\u021bii pozitive, ba mai mult, suntem preg\u0103ti\u021bi s\u0103 ne l\u0103s\u0103m neamul&#8230;.<br \/>\n      Sunt descurajat. Priveli\u0219tea zilnic\u0103 din\u0103untrul locului de munc\u0103 spre afar\u0103, dar \u0219i invers, \u00eemi relev\u0103 un deznod\u0103m\u00e2nt <strong>abisal<\/strong>, Rom\u00e2nia, dac\u0103 cineva va mai avea totu\u0219i grija asta, va ajunge doar o amintire, un dosar \u00eentr-o arhiv\u0103 uitat\u0103 pe alte meleaguri. Din pricina unui moft: integrarea&#8230;. Amestecul&#8230;.<br \/>\n      Lipsa studiului. Convingerea c\u0103 un rom\u00e2n plus un str\u0103in, cu adagiu suplimentar de intra \u0219i extra carpatic, fac tot rom\u00e2n&#8230;. A\u0219a cum om cu om \u0219i femeie cu muiere ar da la iveal\u0103 m\u0103car o r\u00e2goace de f\u0103t.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mi-o apupa \u00eenc\u0103rc\u0103tura&#8230;. Sper doar s\u0103 nu-mi destabilizeze menirea. Memorie fotografic\u0103 \u0219i auditiv\u0103: st\u0103 scris undeva &#8211; c\u0103ut\u0103ri \u00eendelungi, dar<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":6924,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7,318],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7696"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7696"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7696\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7702,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7696\/revisions\/7702"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6924"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7696"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7696"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7696"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}