{"id":7671,"date":"2019-02-27T15:16:09","date_gmt":"2019-02-27T12:16:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=7671"},"modified":"2019-02-27T15:16:09","modified_gmt":"2019-02-27T12:16:09","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-axasi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=7671","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Axa\u0219i"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8-200x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6924 lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 200px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 200\/300;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8-200x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6924\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n       S\u0103 te prive\u0219ti \u00een oglind\u0103 \u0219i de zi de zi s\u0103 consta\u021bi \u00eentoarcerea la proto str\u0103mo\u0219i\u2026.<br \/>\n       C\u0103 neamul mi-e de \u021bigani, c\u0103 nici numele nu m\u0103 ajut\u0103 prea mult s\u0103 dovedesc contrariul erau glume ordinare de omor\u00e2t timpul \u00eentre dou\u0103 c\u00e2nt\u0103ri, propuse spre hazul general de colegii muzican\u021bi, rom\u00e2ni \u0219i ,,romani\u201d f\u0103r\u0103 deosebire \u0219i sfial\u0103. Pe ce s\u0103 se <strong>axeze<\/strong> c\u00e2nd universul lor nu dep\u0103\u0219ea zona muzical-folcloric\u0103 na\u021bional\u0103 \u0219i etnic\u0103? Rar spre deloc g\u0103seai un specimen mai sp\u0103lat, din al c\u0103rui dialog s\u0103 lipseasc\u0103 apropourile etnice. Nefondate.<br \/>\n        \u0218tie oricine vorba din popor cu privitul m\u00e2inilor, cic\u0103-\u021bi tot caut\u0103 al\u021bii nod \u00een papur\u0103 \u0219i te m\u0103n\u00e2nc\u0103 de\u2026. Dar sunt printre pu\u021binii care au dat curs acestui eres, cum nu fac coad\u0103 la-ngurgitat <strong>azime<\/strong> \u0219i nici nu am obiceiul a <strong>a\u021bine<\/strong> calea celor ce merg cu Dumnezeu \u00eenainte, \u00eemi pot privi dosul palmelor lini\u0219tit.<br \/>\n        Surpriza s-a petrecut \u00een urm\u0103 cu aproape dou\u0103 luni dup\u0103 o cur\u0103\u021bare de spum\u0103 poliuretanic\u0103, \u00eent\u00e2i cu diluant, apoi cu s\u0103pun: de la cincisprezece centimetri mai sus de \u00eencheietur\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103-n v\u00e2rful degetelor culoarea de meseria\u0219 (potrivit\u0103 \u0219i c\u00e2nt\u0103re\u021bilor), cronicizat\u0103, disp\u0103ruse. ,,Am sc\u0103pat! Pot renun\u021ba de-acum la dezv\u0103luirea gambelor ca dovad\u0103.\u201d (Uneori, pentru ,,necredincio\u0219ii\u201d habotnici, dezgoleam ambele fese.) Nu trebuie s\u0103 v\u0103 spun c\u00e2t de greu determini un semen s\u0103 renun\u021be la b\u00e2rfe \u00een favoarea versiunii oficiale, c\u00e2t te doare c\u00e2nd altul <strong>aviv\u0103<\/strong> cu non\u0219alan\u021b\u0103 \u0219i dezinvoltur\u0103, nep\u0103s\u0103tor, o chestiune care te roade de vreme \u00eendelungat\u0103: neadev\u0103rul. \u0218i-un \u00eentreg lan\u021b de consecin\u021be care nu numai c\u0103 nu-\u021bi las\u0103 loc de-un trai egal cu al tuturor, ci te afund\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 la a-\u021bi dori s\u0103 nu mai exi\u0219ti. \u00centreb\u0103ri: mi-e mama <strong>azer\u0103<\/strong>, mi-e tata indian, bunicii t\u0103tari sau turci? Nicidecum. Au s\u00e2nge de rom\u00e2n. \u0218i asta \u0219i sunt.<br \/>\n        Fie-mea: c\u0103 nu m-a v\u0103zut niciodat\u0103 a\u0219a alb. C\u00e2nd, drag\u0103? Nu apucau cele trei luni de iarn\u0103 s\u0103-mi dilueze maroul bine c\u0103-n Martie, la prima r\u0103sculare de v\u00e2nturi, pigmentul revenea f\u0103r\u0103 nici un efort: dou\u0103 ore de tratament cu aer accelerat nivela \u00eencerc\u0103rile timide de despieli\u021bare. Eu \u0219i porcul din povestea lui Creang\u0103. Acum. Fiindc\u0103-n deceniile trecute doar el \u00ee\u0219i preschimba tegumentele de basm, <strong>avute<\/strong> la dispozi\u021bie din bun\u0103voin\u021ba naratorului, bune de f\u0103cut opinci.<br \/>\n       Culoarea m-a \u021binut la distan\u021b\u0103 \u0219i mi-a oferit tu\u0219a, <strong>autul<\/strong> inerent pentru cei c\u0103rora societatea nu le accept\u0103 existen\u021ba sub un anumit nivel &#8211; ob\u00e2r\u0219ie ,,s\u0103n\u0103toas\u0103\u201d, conforma\u021bie fizic\u0103 deosebit\u0103 (scuzabil\u0103 celor din urm\u0103, nu \u0219i mie, \u00eenc\u00e2t nu \u0219tiu cum de nu s-a g\u00e2ndit mama s\u0103 fac\u0103 <strong>avort<\/strong>, s\u0103 m\u0103 fac\u0103 ,,marinar\u201d pe-un <strong>avizo<\/strong> ca s\u0103-i trimit\u0103 ve\u0219ti de pe lumea asta lui Hades), intelect, studii, avere\u2026. De aceea n-am c\u0103lcat <strong>aulei<\/strong> privilegiilor pragul.<br \/>\n        Munc\u0103 mult\u0103, dar binef\u0103c\u0103toare. Satisfac\u021bii? Dup\u0103 declara\u021biile din trecut: pu\u021bine. Te ui\u021bi spre acoperi\u0219ul abia montat, maxim zece secunde, altfel ocheada d\u0103 b\u0103nuieli angajatorului \u0219i ne\u00eencredere, schi\u021bezi \u00een minte o str\u00e2mb\u0103tur\u0103 pentru cele c\u00e2teva mici neconcordan\u021be, nepotriviri cu <strong>axele<\/strong> de simetrie, motiv pentru reveniri de ultim moment \u2013 deh, se <strong>a\u021b\u00e2\u021b\u0103<\/strong> orgoliul de meseria\u0219 \u0219i obrazul pus \u00een joc pentru paralele primite deja sau de \u00eencasat \u2013 \u0219i o iei de la cap\u0103t.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>S\u0103 te prive\u0219ti \u00een oglind\u0103 \u0219i de zi de zi s\u0103 consta\u021bi \u00eentoarcerea la proto str\u0103mo\u0219i\u2026. 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