{"id":7658,"date":"2019-02-24T23:44:09","date_gmt":"2019-02-24T20:44:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=7658"},"modified":"2019-02-24T23:44:09","modified_gmt":"2019-02-24T20:44:09","slug":"cotetul-metafore-experti-egalitatea","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=7658","title":{"rendered":"Cote\u021bul cu metafore – Exper\u021bi \u00een egalitatea de gen"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Acum, c\u0103 a trecut furtuna imaginar\u0103,
\nAfla\u021bi c\u0103 guru Bivolaru a fugit din \u021bar\u0103!
\nS-a integrat frumos, discret, \u00een absolut,
\nOdat\u0103 cu furtuna ce tocmai a trecut!<\/p>\n

Abia-l prinseser\u0103 ai no\u0219tri prin Paris,
\n\u00cenc\u00e2t nici nu p\u0103rea real, ci doar un vis!
\nL-au ajutat s\u0103 fug\u0103 ni\u0219te membri MISA,
\nC\u0103 vame\u0219ilor le pic\u0103 mai greu ,,fisa\u201d…<\/p>\n

\u00cen timpul \u0103sta, ba chiar concomitent,
\nTr\u0103iam f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 \u0219tim un alt moment:
\n\u0218i Pre\u0219edintele ,,fugi\u201d p\u00e2n’ la New York!
\n\u00cen locul lui, n-a\u0219 vrea s\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eentorc!…<\/p>\n

Cic\u0103 s-a str\u00e2ns acolo lumea, ca la urs,
\nS-aud\u0103 ei ce spune Iohannis \u00een discurs…
\nIar el, cu calmul s\u0103u cel autentic, indigen,
\nS-a l\u0103udat c\u0103 vom avea exper\u021bi \u00een… gen!<\/p>\n

Exper\u021bi ce vor implementa egalitatea…
\nVa fi ceva ce n-a v\u0103zut umanitatea!
\n,,\u0218i asta p\u00e2n\u0103-n dou\u0103 mii dou\u0103zeci!\u201d
\nLe-a spus el, magistral, cu vorbe reci…<\/p>\n

Oh, yeah! Au zis atunci, americanii!
\nV\u0103z\u00e2nd c\u0103 n-au pl\u0103tit aiurea banii…
\nIar noi ne \u00eentreb\u0103m, cu gurile c\u0103scate:
\n,,Asta ne mai lipsea, \u00een rest aveam de toate?\u201d<\/p>\n

Care-o fi rolul acelor ,,speciali\u0219ti \u00een gen\u201d?
\nFac munc\u0103 de birou sau una de teren?
\nTe pomene\u0219ti, cumva, c\u0103-n fi\u0219a postului,
\nO fi s\u0103 ,,egalizeze\u201d b\u0103rbatul cu nevasta lui!<\/p>\n

Abia a\u0219teapt\u0103 asta, femeia cea rom\u00e2n\u0103!
\nS\u0103 \u021bin\u0103, \u00een sf\u00e2r\u0219it!, egalitatea-n m\u00e2n\u0103!
\nAtunci o s\u0103 culegem roadele ideii,
\nC\u00e2nd om avea de num\u0103rat ,,egalit\u0103\u021bile\u201d femeii…<\/p>\n

\u0218i dac\u0103-i vorba doar de-acea discriminare,
\nPe care-o simte \u0219i-o tr\u0103ie\u0219te fiecare,
\nAtunci nu v\u0103d cum printr-o lege ar fi eliminat\u0103,
\nDac\u0103 tradi\u021bional, \u00een minte, este cultivat\u0103…<\/p>\n

Mai e o variant\u0103 la care m\u0103 g\u00e2ndesc,
\nDar sper s\u0103 m\u0103 \u00een\u0219el \u0219i s\u0103 gre\u0219esc…
\nIo cred c\u0103 \u0103\u0219tia vor s\u0103 ne prosteasc\u0103
\n\u0218i, cu ,,al treilea gen\u201d s\u0103 ne obi\u0219nuiasc\u0103!<\/p>\n

E genul \u0103la androgin, nehot\u0103r\u00e2t \u00een via\u021b\u0103,
\nCe vrea… tampoane \u00eens\u0103 \u0219i… musta\u021b\u0103!
\nDar noi rom\u00e2nii \u0219tim despre acest trai
\nC\u0103 nu se poate \u0219i cu….. \u0219i cu sufletu-n rai!<\/p>\n

Ei, cum s\u0103 mai egalizezi a\u0219a ceva?
\nC\u00e2t de exper\u021bi ar fi, nu cred c\u0103 s-o putea!
\n\u0218i-oric\u00e2t am vrea noi s\u0103 fim primii-n toate,
\nV\u0103 spun, pe barba mea, c\u0103 asta nu se poate!<\/p>\n

\u00ce\u021bi vine-atunci s\u0103 te \u00eendrep\u021bi spre MISA,
\nTe faci colac, spiral\u0103, fiindc\u0103 spusu-\u021bi-s-a
\nC\u0103 integrarea asta-n absolut e necesar\u0103,
\n\u0218i n-are nicio treab\u0103 cu teoria egalitar\u0103…<\/p>\n

Poate sunt io t\u00e2mpit \u0219i poate mi se pare,
\nC\u0103-ntre cei doi ,,guru\u201d exist\u0103 o asem\u0103nare:
\nGregorian e acuzat de sexul cu minori
\n\u00cen timp ce Klaus de \u0103la cu… majori! <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

,,Exper\u021bi \u00een egalitatea de gen\u201d Acum, c\u0103 a trecut furtuna imaginar\u0103, Afla\u021bi c\u0103 guru Bivolaru a fugit din \u021bar\u0103! S-a<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":12,"featured_media":6643,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[317,2],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7658"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/12"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7658"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7658\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7659,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7658\/revisions\/7659"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6643"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7658"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7658"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7658"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}