{"id":7606,"date":"2019-02-10T23:32:35","date_gmt":"2019-02-10T20:32:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=7606"},"modified":"2019-02-22T12:40:50","modified_gmt":"2019-02-22T09:40:50","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-auros","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=7606","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Auros"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8-200x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6924 lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 200px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 200\/300;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8-200x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6924\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n     C\u00e2nd l-am v\u0103zut intr\u00e2nd pe poart\u0103 s-a oprit timpul \u00een loc. Cruda ne\u0219ans\u0103&#8230;.<br \/>\n     Ce mai <strong>auise<\/strong> \u0219i chiuise la nunta&#8230;. ,,Mihaie, cine-i \u0103la de-i joac\u0103 merg\u0103toarele \u00eentruna?&#8221; P\u00e2n\u0103 s\u0103 cap\u0103t doar pentru mine un r\u0103spuns, i-am auzit numele necunoscutului anun\u021bat la ,,sta\u021bie&#8221;: ,,\u0218i special pentru Ceacea!&#8221; Luase foc ,,Argintul viu&#8221;&#8230;.<br \/>\n      Cum s\u0103 treci mai departe? Cu aceea\u0219i veselie?<br \/>\n      Caz rar, dar printre pu\u021binii tinichigii l\u0103sa\u021bi de capul lor s\u00e2mbetele, s\u0103 \u0219i le poarte-n b\u0103t\u0103turile cui nimeresc s\u0103 c\u00e2nte-n acompaniament <strong>aviar<\/strong>, cu o poft\u0103 <strong>avid\u0103<\/strong>, nes\u0103\u021bioas\u0103, m\u0103 num\u0103r \u0219i eu. Sadea n-am fost dec\u00e2t trei, neamuri to\u021bi, f\u0103r\u0103 antecedente \u0219i nici mo\u0219teniri viitoare, \u00een genele noastre a scris partituri ritmice \u0219i melodice zei\u021ba Fortuna, r\u0103t\u0103cit\u0103 pe c\u0103r\u0103rile pavate ale R\u00e2mnicului. Dintre to\u021bi, doar pe noi i-a fost dat s\u0103 ne g\u0103seasc\u0103 mai cu mo\u021b, fiindc\u0103 r\u0103t\u0103cenia ei fusese cauzat\u0103 de ,,ghiersul&#8221; dulce al ciocanelor de lemn. Nu daruri scumpe, nu noroc cu carul, fuse <strong>avar\u0103<\/strong>, chiar sup\u0103rat\u0103 c\u0103 i-am ocupat clipita zeiasc\u0103 cu uitare de sine chiar c\u00e2nd se preg\u0103tea s\u0103 h\u0103r\u0103zeasc\u0103 \u00eentrutotul pe al\u021bii, doar <strong>avize<\/strong> de c\u00e2nt\u0103re\u021bi de curte, c\u00e2t s\u0103 c\u0103p\u0103t\u0103m o pauz\u0103 binef\u0103c\u0103toare de la stat \u00een soare <strong>auriu<\/strong>. Relaxare&#8230; dup\u0103 vederile prea largi ale oricui crede c\u0103 <strong>a\u021bele<\/strong> muzicale sunt privilegiatoare.<br \/>\n       ,,G\u0103sim \u0219i noi un loc la umbr\u0103? Se-ncinge mixerul, nu de alta, dar disear\u0103 c\u00e2nt\u0103m \u00een pung\u0103.&#8221; Eram la dou\u0103 uli\u021be distan\u021b\u0103 de ,,Lua\u021bi-mi banii!&#8221;, aproape de cap\u0103tul ei, exact \u00een s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 c\u00e2nd \u00eei f\u0103cusem hat\u00e2rul \u0219i-i \u00eencasasem la final, nu \u00eens\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 o evaluare la cealalt\u0103 jum\u0103tate de acoperi\u0219, pentru o viitoare lucrare. Uitasem cine este perechea de miri \u0219i cu ce ocazie \u00eemp\u0103casem ,,lucrarea&#8221; cu c\u00e2ntec. M-am dumirit la cap\u0103tul aleii, de unde <strong>auzii<\/strong> obi\u0219nuitele hituri de \u021binut invita\u021bii \u00een priz\u0103, mai ales neamurile \u0219i vecinii treb\u0103luitori la ale casei \u0219i mesei. Descurajant, v\u0103zusem la cele dou\u0103 seturi mixte, socri \u0219i miri, altceva, <strong>aveau<\/strong>&#8230;. M-am \u00een\u0219elat. Mireasa brunet\u0103, cuplul amoros de p\u0103rin\u021bi ciudat de nepotrivit, o vizibil\u0103 jen\u0103 din partea tuturor, autocrata st\u0103p\u00e2n\u0103 a cur\u021bii \u00ee\u0219i \u00eenv\u00e2rtea amantul pe degetul mic, probabil la cel mai mic semnal ar fi luat toat\u0103 lumea foc, s\u00e2ngele de d\u0103r\u00e2m\u0103\u021bean c\u00e2nd fierbe, d\u0103 \u00een clocot.<br \/>\n      Nimic din planurile mele g\u00e2ndite nu urma s\u0103 se-mplineasc\u0103, gra\u021bie unui sobor de tineri deprin\u0219i s\u0103 scoat\u0103 z\u00e2mbet din piatr\u0103 seac\u0103 \u0219i voie bun\u0103 de prin buzunare, trezi\u021bi cu for\u021ba dup\u0103 o noapte-mb\u0103tat\u0103 de \u00eensur\u0103\u021bic\u0103, dar \u0219i de propriile con\u0219tiin\u021be de fl\u0103c\u0103i angaja\u021bi cu suta de grame \u0219i litrul. G\u0103l\u0103gio\u0219i.<br \/>\n     Pauz\u0103 de c\u00e2ntat \u0219i mas\u0103, ie\u0219ire la drum pentru verific\u0103ri, dac\u0103 ce-mi intra pe urechi se <strong>auzea<\/strong> \u0219i-n multitudinea de <strong>axoni<\/strong> ai invita\u021bilor. Cantitativ \u0219i calitativ. <strong>A\u0219a\u0219i<\/strong> m\u0103 puteam eschiva de la zgomotul nedorit al feciorilor, <strong>auiau<\/strong> mahmuri ca dispera\u021bii \u0219i numai de c\u00e2ntarea lor bahic\u0103, necum vreun <strong>axion<\/strong> de-nvrednicire, n-aveam chef. \u0218i mai bine n-a\u0219 fi ie\u0219it, la nici cinci minute a sosit Ceacea. Nu cu <strong>atele<\/strong>, nu cu baston, ci-ntr-o c\u00e2rj\u0103 \u0219i f\u0103r\u0103 un picior&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>C\u00e2nd l-am v\u0103zut intr\u00e2nd pe poart\u0103 s-a oprit timpul \u00een loc. Cruda ne\u0219ans\u0103&#8230;. 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