{"id":7597,"date":"2019-02-07T02:09:46","date_gmt":"2019-02-06T23:09:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=7597"},"modified":"2019-02-18T17:11:08","modified_gmt":"2019-02-18T14:11:08","slug":"cotetul-metafore-eroului","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=7597","title":{"rendered":"Cote\u021bul cu metafore &#8211; ,,Eroului&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/image-8-e1523211807606.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/image-8-300x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6643 lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 300px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 300\/300;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/image-8-300x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6643\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n,,Eroului\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Ieri, domnu&#8217; Barbu Daniel,<br \/>\nUn domn nu tocmai tinerel,<br \/>\nPrivindu-ne ca prin hublou,<br \/>\nNe-a spus c\u0103 d\u00e2nsul e erou!<\/p>\n<p>C\u0103 e-n pericol permanent,<br \/>\nAtunci c\u00e2nd doarme-n Parlament<br \/>\n\u0218i c\u0103 el lupt\u0103 pentru bani<br \/>\nCum ar lupta cu talibani!<\/p>\n<p>C\u0103 via\u021ba-i este \u00een pericol<br \/>\nC\u00e2nd el, de fapt, e doar ridicol&#8230;<br \/>\nNe-a spus aceste vorbe mari,<br \/>\nPrivindu-ne prin ochelari.<\/p>\n<p>Ce-a declan\u0219at domnul din ALDE<br \/>\nSpun\u00e2nd aceste vorbe&#8230; calde?<br \/>\nO mare de injurii, c\u0103ci vorbele o cer<br \/>\n\u0218i mult\u0103, mult\u0103 ,,carne\u201d la el \u00een frigider!<\/p>\n<p>Ce-a fost cu d\u00e2nsul, n-am habar<br \/>\nDe ce s-o fi asem\u0103nat c-un militar?<br \/>\nDe ce le-o fi adus acest afront,<br \/>\nCelor ce lupt\u0103 pe-acel front?<\/p>\n<p>Io zic c\u0103 dac\u0103 omul e erou,<br \/>\nS\u0103 nu-l mai \u021binem, dom&#8217;le la birou!<br \/>\nC\u0103 poate st\u0103 ca-nchis \u00een cu\u0219c\u0103,<br \/>\nArz\u00e2nd de dor, cu g\u00e2ndul la o pu\u0219c\u0103!<\/p>\n<p>Poate c\u0103 lui i-o fi mai tare drag<br \/>\nS-aud\u0103 r\u0103p\u0103itul armelor c\u00e2nd trag&#8230;<br \/>\nSau i-o p\u0103rea un simplu fapt banal,<br \/>\nS\u0103 mearg\u0103 printre mine antipersonal&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>B\u0103i, nene Barbule, \u00ee\u021bi dau unlike!<br \/>\nR\u0103zboiul nu-i deloc un Counter Strike!<br \/>\n\u0218i nimeni nu poate s\u0103 prevad\u0103<br \/>\nC\u00e2nd, din senin, mai zboar\u0103 o grenad\u0103!<\/p>\n<p>Acolo, o secund\u0103 schimb\u0103 totul,<br \/>\nA\u0219a cum un buton r\u0103stoarn\u0103 votul!<br \/>\nBa a\u0219 mai crede c\u0103 un vot de-al t\u0103u<br \/>\nFace mai multe victime \u00een jurul s\u0103u!<\/p>\n<p>Iar militarul a depus un jur\u0103m\u00e2nt<br \/>\nS\u0103 apere cu via\u021ba lui acest p\u0103m\u00e2nt<br \/>\nIar pe p\u0103m\u00e2ntul \u0103sta e\u0219ti \u0219i tu<br \/>\nE\u0219ti ap\u0103rat \u0219i tu, de vrei sau nu!<\/p>\n<p>Io zic s\u0103 stai pe fundul t\u0103u, \u00een scaun<br \/>\n\u0218i nu te-mp\u0103una precum un faun!<br \/>\nNu mai deschide gura aiurea, f\u0103r\u0103 rost,<br \/>\nC\u0103 ai vorbit \u0219i iat\u0103, ai vorbit cam prost!<\/p>\n<p>Destul c\u0103 cei ca tine, acolo-n Parlament,<br \/>\nAv\u00e2nd \u00een m\u00e2n\u0103 pixul, teribil ,,armament\u201d,<br \/>\nTrag la-nt\u00e2mplare ,,salve\u201d \u00een aceast\u0103 \u021bar\u0103<br \/>\nIar nebunia voastr\u0103, aproape o omoar\u0103!<\/p>\n<p>Iar \u021bie \u021bi se pare cool \u0219i de bon-ton<br \/>\nPrivindu-ne prin ,,funduri de sifon\u201d<br \/>\nS\u0103 sco\u021bi pe gur\u0103 astfel de abera\u021bii<br \/>\nM\u0103 mir c\u0103 nu-\u021bi apar \u0219i ni\u0219te ulcera\u021bii!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>,,Eroului\u201d Ieri, domnu&#8217; 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