{"id":7594,"date":"2019-02-06T01:16:50","date_gmt":"2019-02-05T22:16:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=7594"},"modified":"2019-02-22T12:46:52","modified_gmt":"2019-02-22T09:46:52","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-auiai","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=7594","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Auiai"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8-200x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6924 lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 200px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 200\/300;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8-200x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6924\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n       V\u0103lelei \u0219i <strong>auleu<\/strong>, vai de capul nostru! \u0218i de picioare.<br \/>\n       Un ochi era deja pe caldar\u00e2m, f\u0103cut f\u0103r\u00e2mi\u021be. De sus \u00eenchipuirile debordeaz\u0103 de scenarii tragice, regiile se succed de la apocalipse la accidente banale. Capuri de pod, zg\u00e2rie nori\u2026. Confec\u021bia domnului Trufa\u0219u &#8211; The final frontier. Toate p\u00e2n\u0103 atunci fuseser\u0103 chiar neserioase: jgheaburi \u0219i burlane pe scara de 8 metri? \u2013 juc\u0103rie!; peticele de tabl\u0103 dup\u0103 renun\u021barea la un horn? \u2013 c\u00e2rpeli futile!; remedierile de pe hal\u0103? \u2013 executate <strong>auind<\/strong> \u0219i fluier\u00e2nd, de ne putea <strong>audia<\/strong> floarea \u00eentreag\u0103 a Costieniului cu invidie!<br \/>\n       Ce n-am c\u00e2ntat de data aceea, cu gleznele \u00eenmuiate, la final stor\u0219i de vlag\u0103, <strong>atoni<\/strong>, Plugu\u0219orul, The last day of my life, A life of eternity&#8230;. Sunt pus pe \u0219otii, melodiile americ\u0103ne\u0219ti le-am g\u0103sit tast\u00e2nd la \u00eent\u00e2mplare, \u0219i la noroc, s\u0103 vedem dac\u0103 cineva ar putea fredona non\u0219alant c\u0103 via\u021ba s-ar putea ispr\u0103vi a\u0219a, c\u00e2t ai pocni din degete, \u00eentr-o zi nu tocmai nimerit\u0103 s\u0103 mori. Dar de urat am urat, \u00eendemn\u00e2nd trec\u0103torii, dar la distan\u021b\u0103 considerabil\u0103, chem\u00e2ndu-i la strig\u0103tura final\u0103 s\u0103 mi se al\u0103ture: ,,<strong>Aui\u021bi<\/strong>, m\u0103i fl\u0103c\u0103i!&#8230;\u201d S\u0103 nu fi\u021bi convin\u0219i c\u0103 a fost o bagatel\u0103, p\u00e2n\u0103 la muntele de om\u0103t aveam de ocolit dou\u0103 posibile traume: c\u0103derea deodat\u0103 cu scara sprijinit\u0103 de gura de pod \u0219i proptit\u0103 anevoie \u00een mozaicul alunecos al pardoselii; contorsionarea bra\u021belor la ie\u0219irea pe acoperi\u0219, ridicat\u0103 undeva la 1,70 metri. Cam ca un gimnast la paralele egale. Ie\u0219i\u021bi la lumin\u0103\u2026. ,,Parc\u0103 suntem la Sinaia!\u201d Cristi \u0219i obsesia lui pentru o c\u0103l\u0103torie de pl\u0103cere \u00een decor montan. ,,Dac\u0103 <strong>aveam<\/strong> bani, plecam m\u00e2ine!\u201d ,,\u0218i cine nu te las\u0103?, zic, cu ce iei de aici \u021bi-ai scos drumul!\u201d C\u0103 domn Trufa\u0219u a fost dintotdeauna ,,boier\u201d, c\u00e2t am cerut, at\u00e2t a dat. S\u0103 nu se cread\u0103 c\u0103 am \u00eentins coarda dincolo de bunul sim\u021b \u0219i volumul de munc\u0103 depus. Cump\u0103tare \u00een evaluare.<br \/>\n       Lumin\u0103&#8230;. <strong>Ateei<\/strong> idei c\u0103 nu se poate \u00eent\u00e2mpla nimic s\u0103 nu-i da\u021bi crezare, ,,Penteleul\u201d nostru era un morman considerabil de z\u0103pad\u0103, estimat la vreo dou\u0103 camioane, numai bun de rupt capul pasagerilor pe trotuar la o eventual\u0103 avalan\u0219\u0103. <strong>Autor<\/strong> \u2013 dezghe\u021bul impus de desprim\u0103v\u0103rare. Efort mare, lop\u0103tare intens\u0103, pauze c\u00e2t s\u0103 te salute cunoscu\u021bii: ,,S\u0103 tr\u0103ie\u0219ti, Fulgeric\u0103! B\u0103, la soare m\u0103 pot uita, da\u2019 la voi ba!\u201d ,,S\u0103 nu faci accident de <strong>avion<\/strong>! ripostez.\u201d Pasibili \u0219i noi, \u0219i ei, te-mpiedici pe p\u0103m\u00e2nt, dar\u0103mite pe panta \u00eenvelit\u0103 cu tabl\u0103, l\u0103sat\u0103 \u00een vara ce trecuse f\u0103r\u0103 luminatorul din mijloc, pricina deselor infiltr\u0103ri de ap\u0103 \u0219i depunerilor masive de nea. Probleme rezolvate cu succes.<br \/>\n      Am sc\u0103pat de primejdie \u0219i ne-am ales c-un c\u00e2\u0219tig frumu\u0219el pentru temerara escaladare, p\u0103strare de echilibru \u0219i dezafectare de surplus de greutate \u00een stare solid\u0103 de agregare, ne-am str\u00e2ns m\u00e2inile mul\u021bumi\u021bi, un fel de ,,<strong>avans<\/strong>\u201d pentru urm\u0103toarele solicit\u0103ri \u0219i-am trecut mai departe\u2026.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>V\u0103lelei \u0219i auleu, vai de capul nostru! \u0218i de picioare. Un ochi era deja pe caldar\u00e2m, f\u0103cut f\u0103r\u00e2mi\u021be. De sus<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":6924,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7,1,318],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7594"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7594"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7594\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7652,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7594\/revisions\/7652"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6924"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7594"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7594"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7594"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}