{"id":7561,"date":"2019-01-23T16:03:31","date_gmt":"2019-01-23T13:03:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=7561"},"modified":"2019-02-18T17:11:51","modified_gmt":"2019-02-18T14:11:51","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-asiza","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=7561","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Asiza"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8-200x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6924 lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 200px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 200\/300;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8-200x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6924\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n       Oscioarele mele! P\u00e2n\u0103 s\u0103 le g\u0103sesc locul potrivit m-am chinuit a le <strong>arima<\/strong> o bun\u0103 bucat\u0103 de vreme.<br \/>\n       Corpul uman este asemenea unei nave: ce-i trece prin m\u0103runtaie pentru depozitare destabilizeaz\u0103 \u00eentregul sistem. \u00cel dezechilibreaz\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 la a-l aduce \u00een stare de nefiin\u021b\u0103. \u00cen situa\u021biile de risc maxim.<br \/>\n      Trecur\u0103m \u0219oseaua Oreavului. Alt\u0103 lume. Parc\u0103. Cu Mugurel po\u0219ta\u0219ul am r\u0103mas \u00een rela\u021bii bune. Toat\u0103 familia. Reversul ar fi dat na\u0219tere unei catastrofe. Doar g\u00e2ndul c\u0103 nu mai are cine-\u021bi aduce facturile \u00ee\u021bi trecea prin \u0219ira spin\u0103rii fiori reci. De ad\u0103ugat celor ce te scot la lumina zilei, preo\u021bilor \u0219i groparului. Fiecare <strong>atlas<\/strong> al vie\u021bii. De aici \u0219i de dincolo. Ce l-a <strong>atras<\/strong> la noi doar el v\u0103 poate spune, da\u2019 a\u0219a drag ce prinsese mai rar. Nu doar el, ci to\u021bi ai lui, \u0219i-n special soacra care nu m\u0103 scotea din ,,b\u0103rbat\u201d. Nu c\u0103uta\u021bi alte conota\u021bii, se referea la amb\u00e2\u021bul de-a da gata lucrarea pe orice vreme \u0219i cu toate riscurile, la \u00eemboldirea alor mei de-a-mi urma nebunia efortului p\u00e2n\u0103 aproape de epuizare. De bun <strong>augur<\/strong>, lungind ziua de munc\u0103 am reu\u0219it practic s\u0103 devenim ubicui, l\u0103s\u00e2ndu-ne cuno\u0219tin\u021bele ,,proaste\u201d, mirate de rapiditatea de-a finaliza lucr\u0103ri ce necesitau cel pu\u021bin opt, nou\u0103 ore. Ba eram aici, ba acolo, ba sus \u00een centru, ba la atelier, apogeul produc\u00e2ndu-se \u00eentr-o frumoas\u0103 zi de var\u0103, c\u00e2ndva \u00een preajma solsti\u021biului. I-oi fi p\u0103rut <strong>atlet<\/strong> m\u0103m\u0103i\u021bei de nu m-a sl\u0103bit cu elogiile, nef\u0103c\u00e2nd discriminare c\u00e2nd se ivea \u0219i tata prin preajm\u0103. \u00cent\u00e2i casa, dup\u0103 un an camerele vechi ref\u0103cute, alipite corpului principal cu un hol, urm\u0103torul i-am acoperit garajul \u0219i-n final au g\u0103sit de cuviin\u021b\u0103 c\u0103 nu se cade s\u0103 lase buc\u0103t\u0103ria de var\u0103 de c\u0103ru\u021b\u0103: plitei cu combustibil cocean i-am dat \u0219ansa traiului ve\u0219nic.<br \/>\n      De admirat. Sincer. Mai rar a\u0219a oameni, socri, ginere \u0219i nevast\u0103 s\u0103 nu se lase p\u00e2n\u0103 nu duc ce \u0219i-au propus la cap\u0103t. De unde, de neunde&#8230;. Da, alt\u0103 lume, \u00eentre <strong>at\u00e2\u021bi<\/strong> nebuni ai D\u0103r\u00e2ma\u021biului, c\u0103ci li s-a dus vestea unora, ori c-un m\u0103gar adus \u00een toiul nun\u021bii, ori c-o b\u0103taie de pomin\u0103 \u00eencins\u0103 la Onix &#8211; din cele de dat\u0103 recent\u0103 -, partea aceea de sat este cuminte. \u00cens\u0103 nu de generalizat, la vremuri noi, schimb\u0103ri destule, case \u0219i obiceiuri. Nu neap\u0103rat \u0219i indivizii. \u0218i poate-ar fi to\u021bi la fel de bl\u00e2nzi de n-ar sta cu b\u0103utura-n nas \u0219i-ar c\u0103uta plictiselii de treab\u0103. Socrul lui Mugurel pensionar, dar nu-i vedeai picioarele st\u00e2nd o clip\u0103, acum era la animale, acum la adunat cr\u0103ci de plop de-ai fi zis c\u0103 vine iarna m\u00e2ine, acum \u00eenh\u0103ma calul la c\u0103ru\u021b\u0103, acum robotea prin leas\u0103. Noi masculi? El!<br \/>\n      Num\u0103rate sunt 12, sper s\u0103 nu fi omis vreuna la care am participat, fiecare cu o amintire distinct\u0103. C\u0103 deh, cumin\u021bi, dar d\u0103r\u00e2m\u0103\u021beni. Cu metehne.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oscioarele mele! P\u00e2n\u0103 s\u0103 le g\u0103sesc locul potrivit m-am chinuit a le arima o bun\u0103 bucat\u0103 de vreme. 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