{"id":7527,"date":"2019-01-09T01:08:08","date_gmt":"2019-01-08T22:08:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=7527"},"modified":"2019-02-18T17:11:53","modified_gmt":"2019-02-18T14:11:53","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-asabi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=7527","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Asabi"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8-200x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6924 lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 200px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 200\/300;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8-200x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6924\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n     &#8211; F\u0103 tu, m\u0103!<br \/>\n     Fac. C\u0103 n-oi fi chiar nepriceput. Experien\u021ba de la D\u0103lh\u0103u\u021bi a avut un scop ,,divin&#8221;, ucenicia la montat sc\u0103ri. Sus pe turla cu forme br\u00e2ncovenesco-<strong>arabe<\/strong>. La coco\u021bat pe ele. La panoram\u0103 rar\u0103 deasupra ,,chiliilor&#8221; \u0219i p\u0103durii din care stranele muiere\u0219ti \u00ee\u0219i ridicau c\u00e2ntul rugalnic c\u0103tre&#8230;. Dar p\u00e2n\u0103 la cruce te m\u0103n\u00e2nc\u0103&#8230; frica. Un <strong>ar\u0219in<\/strong>, doi, zece, dou\u0103zeci \u0219i cinci, de dat la schimb pe fratele halep, mai mic\u0219or ni\u021bel, recuperabil c-un stat de om pe vine, l\u00e2ng\u0103 cruce.<br \/>\n     La F\u0103nel n-am avut nevoie de cuno\u0219tin\u021be dulghere\u0219ti, schela deja ticluit\u0103, \u00eenf\u0103\u0219urat\u0103-n jurul ,,catargului&#8221;, asigura un acces facil, cu priviri seme\u021be spre creator ajungeai repede de la ,,fustanela&#8221;-i p\u00e2n\u0103 la ,,guler&#8221;. Abia la ,,ceruri&#8221; sim\u021bul fugii sc\u00e2ndurilor de sub picioare se \u00eente\u021bea. Un spectator inopinat ar fi dus m\u00e2inile la gur\u0103 de spaim\u0103, apoi le-ar fi eliberat \u00eentr-un hohot englezesc (!), Mister Bean ar fi fost invidios pe scen\u0103, echilibrarea lui greoaie de la trambulin\u0103 p\u0103le\u0219te pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 \u00eencercarea mea de a g\u0103si punctul sigur de sprijin, picioarele retrase st\u00e2ngaci dintre proptele, m\u00e2inile pip\u0103ind fibra lemnoas\u0103, corpul contorsionat rostogolindu-se pe dulapi&#8230;. <strong>Ar\u0103\u021bi<\/strong> aidoma celui dint\u00e2i \u00eencep\u0103tor. Se <strong>ascut<\/strong> toate sim\u021burile, boarea de v\u00e2nt o identifici ca pe-un uragan, razele de soare par trecute prin lup\u0103, concentate-ntr-un punct c\u00e2t toat\u0103 fa\u021ba ta, orbitor de arz\u0103toare, orice trecere omeneasc\u0103 automobilistic\u0103 perceput\u0103 ca seismele de cinci grade Richter. \u00centreb\u0103ri&#8230;. Cine m-a pus s\u0103 m\u0103 coco\u021b la cucuiata? Promisiuni de form\u0103&#8230;. Dac\u0103 scap nev\u0103t\u0103mat trec de la <strong>ateea<\/strong> convingere la condi\u021bia de&#8230;. <strong>Ascet<\/strong> cu siguran\u021b\u0103 nu! Am v\u0103zut eu cum se deruleaz\u0103 minutele-n s\u0103lb\u0103ticie, regim alimentar ciudat, priviri \u00eencruntate, nelume\u0219ti, dialog laic lips\u0103.<br \/>\n     Cristi nici s\u0103 n-aud\u0103 de vopsit. Mi-a revenit mie nebunia. Mai \u00eent\u00e2i ne-am chinuit s\u0103 d\u0103m muchiilor o defini\u021bie distinct\u0103, profilele cu ciubuc, \u00eendoite \u00een unghi drept, solicit\u00e2ndu-ne \u0219i fizic, \u0219i mental de <strong>asud\u0103<\/strong> carnea pe noi: palmele, subsorile \u0219i fruntea primele, din abunden\u021b\u0103, teritorii ce nu se pot <strong>asana<\/strong> nicicum. Apoi am fixat sfera feliat\u0103 \u00een jurul crucii. La final&#8230;. El, c\u0103 nu-\u0219i <strong>asum\u0103<\/strong> spoirea ei. Eu. M\u0103 prind de ea cu st\u00e2nga, dar se mi\u0219ca din toate \u021b\u00e2\u021b\u00e2nile, \u00eemi folosesc fratele pe dublu post, de propt\u0103 contra alunec\u0103rii \u0219i suport pentru cutia de vopsea, \u00eembr\u0103\u021bi\u0219ez&#8230;.<br \/>\n     Ne descurc\u0103m. \u0218i-o s\u0103 fie parale bune. Her\u0103\u0219ti. C\u0103 h\u00e2r, c\u0103 m\u00e2r, dar de refuzat&#8230;. Nici vorb\u0103. Colo c\u00e2nd arde buza, un DoruConstruc\u021bii e de pus la ran\u0103, o sta\u021biune, vreo dou\u0103 c\u0103mine, o \u0219coal\u0103 de jghebuit pic\u0103 la fix, mai aspre condi\u021biile, mai zv\u00e2rlite \u00een capete de jude\u021b, mai preten\u021bioase lucr\u0103rile nu-s de l\u0103sat. C\u00e2nd i-am f\u0103cut vizita oficial\u0103 bisericu\u021bei nu exista-n proiect schimbul de lemn, nici modelul cu f\u00e2\u0219ii lungi ,,trosnite&#8221; cu ciocanul doar la capete, am primit surpriza \u00een prima zi de lucru. A doua a devenit ultima. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8211; F\u0103 tu, m\u0103! Fac. C\u0103 n-oi fi chiar nepriceput. Experien\u021ba de la D\u0103lh\u0103u\u021bi a avut un scop ,,divin&#8221;, ucenicia<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":6924,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7,1,318],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7527"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7527"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7527\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7529,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7527\/revisions\/7529"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6924"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7527"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7527"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7527"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}