{"id":7517,"date":"2019-01-06T02:19:25","date_gmt":"2019-01-05T23:19:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=7517"},"modified":"2019-02-18T17:12:58","modified_gmt":"2019-02-18T14:12:58","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-5","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=7517","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Arzul"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/image-3-e1525727037875.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/image-3-300x200.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6751 lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 300px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 300\/200;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/image-3-300x200.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6751\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n     De amorul ,,<strong>artei<\/strong>&#8221; am r\u0103mas \u00eenc\u0103 sub mrejele patimei unui soare deasupra capului, indiferent dac\u0103 se mai joac\u0103 ,,v-a\u021bi ascunselea&#8221;, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103-mi par\u0103 r\u0103u, dogoarea-i&#8230;.<br \/>\n     De ce crede\u021bi c\u0103 modelul clasic de f\u0103l\u021buire \u0219i aplatizare a tablei a avut at\u00e2ta succes mai bine de un secol? Am aflat de fiecare dat\u0103 c\u00e2nd n\u0103valnicul astru-<strong>arca\u0219<\/strong>, plictisit s\u0103 ne topeasc\u0103 dup\u0103 ora zece p\u00e2n\u0103 spre \u0219apte-al amurgului de var\u0103, s-a g\u00e2ndit milostiv la un du\u0219 inopinat rece: ba\u021bi bine, apa-\u0219i vede de drum spre poale \u0219i se-mbarc\u0103 \u00een ciuciure, de nu, prive\u0219ti siderat, dac\u0103 ai pe unde iscodi pic\u0103tura bucluca\u0219\u0103, \u0219i te-ntrebi de ce nu \u021bi-ai f\u0103cut meseria cum trebuie ori, \u00een cazul con\u0219tiin\u021bei curate, unde s-a strecurat neaten\u021bia. E\u0219ti lovit de nebunie, ai s\u0103m\u00e2n\u021b\u0103 de <strong>ar\u021bag<\/strong>, am, c\u0103 eu sunt mereu pornit s\u0103 deschid gura c\u00e2t se poate de necontrolat: ,,\u021ai-am mai zis, Cristi, mai d\u0103 c\u00e2te-un ciocan, dou\u0103 \u0219i pe la fal\u021buri c\u00e2nd \u00eenchei coamele, vorbesc singur?&#8221; ,,Da&#8217; ce&#8230;?&#8221; ,,B\u0103, fraiere, f\u0103 la naiba ce spun, mereu trebuie s\u0103-\u021bi atrag aten\u021bia?&#8221; ,,Io-te, bre, m\u0103 face iar prost! c\u0103tre tata.&#8221; ,,Fraier, nu prost, boule!&#8221; ,,Te-a-nv\u0103\u021bat Arcu\u0219 \u0219i cu Geamba\u0219u, \u00ee\u021bi <strong>arogi<\/strong>&#8230;, e\u0219ti tu me\u0219ter, le \u0219tii tu pe toate. Tu e\u0219ti vinovat, nu eu, tu ba\u021bi prost!&#8221; ,,B\u0103, ciocanul meu-i de <strong>ar\u021bar<\/strong>, bate perfect, panarama ta este na\u0219pa!&#8221;<br \/>\n     Apa, te pui cu ea? Se cocoa\u021b\u0103 \u00een virtutea iner\u021biei \u0219i principiilor fizice chiar \u0219i la 45 de grade, ,,trage&#8221; fal\u021bul dac\u0103 nu te-nduri s\u0103-l sm\u0103cuie\u0219ti de la bini\u0219or spre foarte bine sau dac\u0103 graba te-mpinge la ,,merge \u0219i-a\u0219a&#8221;. \u00cens\u0103 mai \u0219i ui\u021bi, de aceea \u00een fiecare ,,acrobat&#8221;-tinichigiu trebuie s\u0103 st\u0103ruie \u00eentrebarea: ,,Ai dat cu past\u0103?&#8221; Uit\u0103 unul, cel\u0103lalt \u00eel trage de m\u00e2nec\u0103, uit\u0103 to\u021bi, vai de proprietar. \u0218i de reputa\u021bia noastr\u0103. De c\u00e2te ori n-am luat cu <strong>asalt<\/strong> podurile, camerele \u00een construc\u021bie \u0219i panta acoperi\u0219ului cu riscul de-a m\u0103 pr\u0103v\u0103li de pe case mortal? Mama ei de ploaie! \u0218i-au fost oamenii \u00eeng\u0103duitori, c\u0103ci \u0219i noi ne-am f\u0103cut luntre \u0219i punte s\u0103 repar\u0103m deficien\u021ba. Bine c-am avut \u0219ansa de-a m\u0103 fi n\u0103scut secolul trecut, mult \u00een urm\u0103 mi-ar fi stat capul unde mi-s picioarele, mi l-ar fi scurtat vreun soi de <strong>arma\u0219<\/strong>, nu cel de pe <strong>ar\u0219ic<\/strong>, pentru netrebnicia unei m\u00e2ini ne\u00eendem\u00e2natice, \u00eemi <strong>ar\u0103ta<\/strong> el&#8230;.<br \/>\n     O biseric\u0103 nu e nicicum u\u0219or de ridicat, cu at\u00e2t mai pu\u021bin de escaladat \u0219i de men\u021binut \u00een pozi\u021bie de echilibru, doar p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een buza \u0219or\u021bului, piesa ce se prinde de prima sc\u00e2ndur\u0103 \u0219i serve\u0219te de suport \u00eent\u00e2iului fal\u021b al fiec\u0103rui r\u00e2nd \u00een\u0219irat p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een creast\u0103, sunt cel pu\u021bin \u0219ase metri, plus asteriala, turla \u0219i&#8230;. Crucea. ,,S\u0103 mi-o vopsi\u021bi, v\u0103 rog! Au montat b\u0103ie\u021bii schela \u0219i-au f\u0103cut ce mi-a\u021bi zis, glaful peste solzi, ca s\u0103 nu mai treac\u0103 stropii c\u00e2nd plou\u0103 pe partea de nord.&#8221; Bietul F\u0103nel&#8230;. Nici noi nu eram vinova\u021bi cu totul, modelul ales de el cere aten\u021bie deosebit\u0103 \u0219i sc\u00e2ndur\u0103 perfect \u021bintuit\u0103-n grinzi. Una mai jos \u0219i se n\u0103puste\u0219te potopul asupr\u0103-le de mi \u021bi-i ud\u0103 pe sfin\u021bi&#8230; p\u00e2n\u0103 la piele. Cum se \u00eent\u00e2mplase atunci, se-mbulzeau norii posta\u021be, posta\u021be, <strong>ar\u00e2nd<\/strong> cerul dinspre miaz\u0103noapte cu o vitez\u0103 uimitoare \u0219i-un aer rece de-\u021bi \u00eenghe\u021ba sufletul. Doar noi ce-am mai dat roat\u0103 podului spre a g\u0103si ,,buba&#8221;, strecura\u021bi cu greutate printre nenum\u0103ratele proptele cu rol de \u00eent\u0103rire a cupolei. Concluzia a fost una: opt glafuri care s\u0103 acopere ultimul r\u00e2nd de solzi. Pe acolo \u00ee\u0219i g\u0103sise cale de acces apa.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>De amorul ,,artei&#8221; am r\u0103mas \u00eenc\u0103 sub mrejele patimei unui soare deasupra capului, indiferent dac\u0103 se mai joac\u0103 ,,v-a\u021bi ascunselea&#8221;,<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7,1,318],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7517"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7517"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7517\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7521,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7517\/revisions\/7521"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7517"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7517"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7517"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}