{"id":7481,"date":"2018-12-24T00:54:17","date_gmt":"2018-12-23T21:54:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=7481"},"modified":"2019-02-18T17:12:59","modified_gmt":"2019-02-18T14:12:59","slug":"cotetul-metafore-dileme-furtunoase","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=7481","title":{"rendered":"Cote\u021bul cu metafore &#8211; Dileme&#8230; Furtunoase"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/image-8-e1523211807606.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/image-8-300x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6643 lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 300px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 300\/300;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/image-8-300x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6643\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\nDileme\u2026 furtunoase<\/p>\n<p>C\u0103-i furtuna sau fortuna,<br \/>\nPentru mine e totuna!<br \/>\nTrebe s\u0103 m\u0103 preg\u0103tesc<br \/>\nAmbele c\u00e2nd m\u0103 lovesc!<\/p>\n<p>C\u00e2nd furtuna se porne\u0219te,<br \/>\nStau \u00een cas\u0103 ca un pe\u0219te,<br \/>\nStau la geam ca \u00een acvariu,<br \/>\nNum\u0103r pietrele-n rozariu&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>C\u00e2nd fortuna m\u0103 love\u0219te<br \/>\nNu mai zic ,,Doamne fere\u0219te!\u201d<br \/>\nO s\u0103 zic doar ,,Ad-o Doamne!\u201d<br \/>\nPe urm\u0103 m\u0103 bag la&#8230; soamne!<\/p>\n<p>Later edit:<br \/>\nDup\u0103 cum v\u0103z io c\u0103 st\u0103 treaba,<br \/>\nNe-am cam panicat degeaba!<br \/>\nTot mai mul\u021bi vin ca s\u0103-mi spun\u0103:<br \/>\n,,- Nu-i, dom&#8217;le, nicio furtun\u0103!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Ia, nu mai crea senza\u021bie<br \/>\nB\u0103g\u00e2nd spaima-n popula\u021bie!<br \/>\nVezi mata de treaba ta<br \/>\n\u0218i nu ne mai panica!<\/p>\n<p>,,- Da&#8217; ce-am zis, frate? Ce-am zis?<br \/>\nC\u0103 pe nimeni n-am ucis!<br \/>\nDe ce s\u0103ri\u021bi to\u021bi la mine,<br \/>\nF\u0103cui&#8230; facere de bine!<\/p>\n<p>Bine-ar fi s\u0103 n-am dreptate<br \/>\n\u0218i s\u0103 fie eronate<br \/>\nTot ce-aicea s-a prezis<br \/>\nC\u0103 nici io nu \u0219tiu precis!&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Io am dat doar like \u0219i share<br \/>\nPentru asta bani nu cer!<br \/>\nAoleu \u0219i vai de mine,<br \/>\nD\u0103, Doamne s\u0103 fie bine!<\/p>\n<p>Am avut problem\u0103 mare<br \/>\nCu ma\u0219ina, \u00een parcare&#8230;.<br \/>\nUn&#8217; s-o pun, s\u0103 nu mi-o ia<br \/>\nFurtuna c\u00e2nd s-o-nfoia&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Ce s\u0103 zici \u0219i cum s\u0103 faci?<br \/>\nN-am parcat-o sub copaci<br \/>\nC\u0103 mi-e fric\u0103 de-o rafal\u0103<br \/>\nCare m-ar b\u0103ga \u00een boal\u0103&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>De-o rupe o crac\u0103 groas\u0103<br \/>\nPe ma\u0219ina mea frumoas\u0103,<br \/>\n\u00cemi sparge parbriz \u0219i tabl\u0103,<br \/>\nDe mi-o face ca pe-o rabl\u0103!<\/p>\n<p>Tot m-am dat de ceasul mor\u021bii&#8230;<br \/>\nDar m\u0103 las \u00een voia sor\u021bii!<br \/>\nFac\u0103 ea cum e mai bine!<br \/>\nPoate, totu\u0219i, nu mai vine&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dileme\u2026 furtunoase C\u0103-i furtuna sau fortuna, Pentru mine e totuna! Trebe s\u0103 m\u0103 preg\u0103tesc Ambele c\u00e2nd m\u0103 lovesc! 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