{"id":7467,"date":"2018-12-20T11:47:18","date_gmt":"2018-12-20T08:47:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=7467"},"modified":"2019-02-18T17:13:00","modified_gmt":"2019-02-18T14:13:00","slug":"cotetul-metafore-dialog-apocaliptic","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=7467","title":{"rendered":"Cote\u021bul cu metafore &#8211; Dialog ,,Apocaliptic\u201d"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/image-8-e1523211807606.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/image-8-300x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6643 lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 300px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 300\/300;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/04\/image-8-300x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6643\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\nDialog ,,apocaliptic\u201d<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Hai noroc, m\u0103i, nea Vasile!<br \/>\nCe mai faci? Mai iei pastile?<br \/>\n&#8211; Iau, m\u0103, Gogule, tot iau!<br \/>\nNici ap\u0103 nu pot s\u0103 beau!&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Hai, las\u0103, bre, nea Vasile<br \/>\nC\u0103 mai ai vreo dou\u0103 zile<br \/>\n\u0218i vine sf\u00e2r\u0219itul lumii<br \/>\nTocmai la jumatea lunii!<\/p>\n<p>De-aia zic c\u0103 n-are rost<br \/>\nFiindc\u0103 se sf\u00e2r\u0219e\u0219te prost<br \/>\nZic s\u0103 nu te mai gr\u0103be\u0219ti<br \/>\nS\u0103 te \u00eens\u0103n\u0103to\u0219e\u0219ti!<\/p>\n<p>Iote, vine-apocalips\u0103<br \/>\nAnun\u021bat\u0103 de-o eclips\u0103!<br \/>\nOri c\u0103 mori, ori c\u0103 tr\u0103ie\u0219ti,<br \/>\nTot Vasile te nume\u0219ti!&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Cum, b\u0103, Gogule, iar vine?<br \/>\nSau tu faci mi\u0219to de mine?<br \/>\nC\u0103 de c\u00e2nd se tot anun\u021b\u0103,<br \/>\nM\u0103 \u0219i mir c\u0103 nu renun\u021b\u0103!&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>S-a mai anun\u021bat o dat\u0103,<br \/>\nC\u00e2nd eram io \u00een armat\u0103<br \/>\nNici atuncea n-a venit<br \/>\n\u0218i fusesem \u00eenvoit&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Nea Vasile, nu m\u0103 crezi?<br \/>\nCrezi c\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi vorbesc cai verzi?<br \/>\nA zis, bre, \u0103\u0219tia, de\u0219tep\u021bi<br \/>\nCa s\u0103 \u0219tii la ce te-a\u0219tep\u021bi!<\/p>\n<p>C\u0103, c\u00e2nd o veni sf\u00e2r\u0219itul,<br \/>\nGata cu \u00eemboln\u0103vitul!<br \/>\nNu mai iei medicamente<br \/>\n\u0218i nici alte tratamente!<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; B\u0103, Gogule, bag de seam\u0103,<br \/>\nC\u0103 tu n-ai nici pic de team\u0103&#8230;<br \/>\nZi-mi \u0219i mie, care-i treaba,<br \/>\nCa s\u0103 nu mor prost, degeaba!<\/p>\n<p>C\u0103 doar n-o s\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2i singur<br \/>\nTe-ntreb ca s\u0103 m\u0103 asigur<br \/>\n\u021aie cum de nu \u021bi-e fric\u0103,<br \/>\nCare-i treaba, m\u0103i, nenic\u0103?<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Nea Vasile, taci, c\u0103-i bine!<br \/>\nZ\u0103u, ascult\u0103-m\u0103 pe mine!<br \/>\nC\u0103, \u0103\u0219tia care-om tr\u0103i,<br \/>\nNumai ferici\u021bi om fi!<\/p>\n<p>N-or mai exista nici boli<br \/>\nS\u0103n\u0103tos o s\u0103 te scoli,<br \/>\nNici spitale n-or mai fi<br \/>\nUnde ne-am \u00eemboln\u0103vi!<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; B\u0103, Gogule, e\u0219ti nebun!<br \/>\nNu te sup\u0103ra c\u0103-\u021bi spun&#8230;<br \/>\nC\u00e2nd lumea va disp\u0103rea,<br \/>\nCe dracu&#8217; va mai conta?<\/p>\n<p>C\u0103-s bolnav sau s\u0103n\u0103tos&#8230;<br \/>\nR\u0103spunde-mi, te rog frumos!<br \/>\nCred c\u0103 ai o doag\u0103 lips\u0103,<br \/>\nDac\u0103 vrei Apocalips\u0103!<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Nea Vasile, io \u021bi-am zis<br \/>\nDa&#8217; nici io nu \u0219tiu precis&#8230;<br \/>\nM\u0103 g\u00e2ndeam c\u0103 doar a\u0219a<br \/>\nS-ar putea schimba ceva&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>Nu numai \u00een s\u0103n\u0103tate,<br \/>\nCi-n \u00eentreaga societate!<br \/>\nAsta-i unica solu\u021bie,<br \/>\nC\u0103 n-a mers cu revolu\u021bie!<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Bine, b\u0103, nebun ce e\u0219ti!<br \/>\nCum dracu&#8217; s\u0103 te g\u00e2nde\u0219ti,<br \/>\nC\u0103 tre&#8217; s\u0103 murim noi to\u021bi<br \/>\nCa s\u0103 mai sc\u0103p\u0103m de ho\u021bi?<\/p>\n<p>Ia g\u00e2nde\u0219te-te oleac\u0103<br \/>\nTu, cu mintea aia seac\u0103&#8230;<br \/>\nDe r\u0103m\u00e2nem am\u00e2ndoi,<br \/>\nNu ne fur\u0103m \u00eentre noi?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dialog ,,apocaliptic\u201d &#8211; Hai noroc, m\u0103i, nea Vasile! Ce mai faci? 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