{"id":7465,"date":"2018-12-20T11:41:54","date_gmt":"2018-12-20T08:41:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=7465"},"modified":"2019-02-18T17:13:00","modified_gmt":"2019-02-18T14:13:00","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-arili","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=7465","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Arili"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8-200x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6924 lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 200px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 200\/300;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8-200x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6924\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n      Venea o <strong>arom\u0103<\/strong> de gogo\u0219i&#8230;. \u0218i-n aerul de Buda \u021bi se-nfurc\u0103-n n\u0103ri n\u0103ucitor.<br \/>\n      Probabil de aceea am avut acel moment de pierdere \u0219i-n loc s\u0103 execut ultima lipitur\u0103 de jgheab m-am trezit cu picioarele at\u00e2rnate-n v\u0103zduhul moc\u0103nesc, pip\u0103ind aerul inutil cu v\u00e2rfurle adida\u0219ilor dup\u0103 scar\u0103. Plutea jum\u0103tate de corp imponderabil cu speran\u021ba c\u0103 va mai r\u0103m\u00e2ne \u00eentreg p\u00e2n\u0103 la imperativa salvare de contact cu cimentul dup\u0103 o posibil\u0103 iminent\u0103 c\u0103dere. M\u0103 durea-n <strong>argus<\/strong> de la contactul brusc cu fierul c\u00e2rligului din apropierea \u00eembin\u0103rii, de greutatea corpului, coatele prinseser\u0103 <strong>arici<\/strong> \u0219i-mi furnicau palmele, gura-mi devenise <strong>arid\u0103<\/strong>, barba se-n\u021bepenise-n ciubucul ulucului&#8230;. Am rezistat c\u00e2teva secunde p\u00e2n\u0103 c\u00e2nd, el \u0219tie cum a reu\u0219it, frate-miu m-a repus pe linia de plutire, aduc\u00e2ndu-m\u0103 cu membrele inferioare pe&#8230; treptele urc\u0103toarei la mantinela&#8230; coperi\u0219ului, cea care a decis c\u0103 locul ei este sub bazie \u0219i nu peste ea, acolo unde-i st\u0103 bine. ,,Te-am prins!&#8217; El de sus, fiindc\u0103 tata era la taclale cu ,,vestita&#8221; buc\u0103t\u0103reas\u0103, o stimabil\u0103 doamn\u0103 deplasat\u0103-n longitudine \u0219i latitudine c\u00e2teva grade \u0219i&#8230; kilometri-nspre ecuator, l\u00e2ng\u0103 termele lui Traian. Gazda. Bunic\u0103 \u00een grija c\u0103reia o mog\u00e2ldea\u021b\u0103 de b\u0103iat \u00ee\u0219i exersa pa\u0219ii pe str\u0103mo\u0219easca glie a&#8230; h\u0103t! antecesorilor s\u0103i. \u0218i-avea tot sprijinul, \u00eentre verbalii <strong>araci<\/strong>, fosta \u0219ef\u0103 de meniu politic &#8211; ne povestise cu emfaz\u0103 epopeea alimentar\u0103 pe la cantinele elitelor comuniste \u0219i dup\u0103, prin cherhanalele neoideologiilor -, pusese c\u00e2teva proptele italo-latine \u021b\u00e2ncului: ,,Venico, Pa-o-lo!&#8221; (A\u0219a auzii, a\u0219a v\u0103 spui!) Rom\u00e2nc\u0103, deci. <strong>Apus\u0103<\/strong>. Ca limba-i, ca portu-i, ca mentalit\u0103\u021bile lips\u0103, doar nevoi primare: de bani, bani \u0219i de restul&#8230;.<br \/>\n     R\u00e2deam. Momente de r\u0103scruce persiflate, na\u021biunea rom\u00e2no-universal\u0103 abia se \u00eenfiripa, d\u00e2nd nu mai t\u00e2rziu de azi cet\u0103\u021beni f\u0103r\u0103 os dacic, cu preten\u021bii ciudate la teritoriu \u0219i apartenen\u021b\u0103 etnic\u0103 de peste toate hotarele.<br \/>\n     Ne-a trecut repede de ,,italieni&#8221; de-\u0219tia de <strong>arar\u0103<\/strong> toat\u0103 c\u00e2mpia european\u0103, petici\u021bi \u00een fund acolo, la \u021bipl\u0103 \u00een rarele ocazii c\u00e2nd le mai f\u0103ceau v\u00e2nt \u00een vacan\u021b\u0103 \u021b\u0103rile adoptive, dup\u0103 primii trei ani le-am citit biografiile de import, r\u0103m\u0103seser\u0103 acelea\u0219i. Unii se autodenun\u021bau. La D\u0103r\u00e2ma\u021bi, \u00een fundul uli\u021bei principale, pe ultima ulicioar\u0103, \u00eenainte de ogoarele satului, ne-am \u00eenvoit s\u0103 \u00eenvelim at\u00e2t prelungirea casei principale, c\u00e2t \u0219i garajul cu scurgeri pentru apa de ploaie. Toate normale, \u021boalele de munc\u0103 erau la fel de \u00eemb\u00e2csite de praf \u0219i mirosuri\u2026, uuu, mam\u0103!, dac\u0103 <strong>apuci<\/strong> s\u0103 inspiri primul damf la scoaterea din pung\u0103, sunt \u0219anse de le\u0219in, masa confec\u021bionat\u0103 din capete de sc\u00e2ndur\u0103, tabla depus\u0103 peste, sui\u0219urile, preg\u0103tirile pentru montaj \u2013 C-a\u0219a se zice acum. Noi o ,,b\u0103team\u201d -, aten\u021bie sporit\u0103 la detalii. Perturbat\u0103 de-un nenic, instalat pe-o buturug\u0103. Am mai narat chestiunea, a fost de pomin\u0103 vaierul continuu, alungat de ici-acolo prin curtea \u00een construc\u021bie de fiica-st\u0103p\u00e2n\u0103, disperat\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 la dezv\u0103luirea c\u0103 toat\u0103 munculi\u021ba ei de un deceniu se risipise pe un gard, ce-i drept dup\u0103 moda anilor 2000, un garaj, \u0219opronul ref\u0103cut \u0219i augumentat. Enervat\u0103 c\u00e2t s\u0103-\u0219i alunge cu vorba tat\u0103l a c\u0103rui l\u0103cr\u0103ma\u021bie debuta cu o \u0219uier\u0103tur\u0103 de pl\u0103m\u00e2n \u0219i se termina ca la carte. Toat\u0103 propozi\u021bia era compus\u0103 ,,inteligent\u201d: ,,\u0102\u0219tia m\u0103 omoar\u0103, m\u0103!\u201d C-un ,,m\u0103\u201d  pe care <strong>ap\u0103sa<\/strong> vocala \u0219i-o prelungea p\u00e2n\u0103 la urm\u0103toarea respira\u021bie zgomotoas\u0103.<br \/>\n        R\u00e2deau. De mine. Pe partea opus\u0103 intr\u0103rii \u00een\u2026, posibil s\u0103 fi fost chiar fund\u0103tur\u0103, cu dou\u0103, trei sau mai multe sezoane \u00een urm\u0103, dup\u0103 ni\u0219te ploi grozave, pusesem tabl\u0103 pe un adaos de cas\u0103 ,,superviza\u021bi\u201d de un mo\u0219ule\u021b silfid, c-un obicei la fel de ,,marcant\u201d: tu\u0219ea de parc\u0103 \u0219i-ar fi dat ultima suflare. De aceea, dup\u0103, dar \u0219i atunci, de c\u00e2te ori aveam accese de tuse \u0219i expectora\u021bii virulente de sput\u0103 m\u0103 apelau cu ,,Nea Vasile\u201d, dup\u0103 personajul omonim de straj\u0103 cur\u021bii cu un ,,Huo\u201d depus cu emfaz\u0103 \u00eenainte.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Venea o arom\u0103 de gogo\u0219i&#8230;. \u0218i-n aerul de Buda \u021bi se-nfurc\u0103-n n\u0103ri n\u0103ucitor. 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