{"id":7416,"date":"2018-12-06T00:12:32","date_gmt":"2018-12-05T21:12:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=7416"},"modified":"2019-02-18T17:13:56","modified_gmt":"2019-02-18T14:13:56","slug":"propozitii-pretentioase-anali","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/?p=7416","title":{"rendered":"Propozi\u021bii preten\u021bioase &#8211; Anali"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8.jpeg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8-200x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6924 lazyload\" src=\"data:image\/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEKAAEALAAAAAABAAEAAAICTAEAOw==\" style=\"--smush-placeholder-width: 200px; --smush-placeholder-aspect-ratio: 200\/300;\" \/><noscript><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/image-8-200x300.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-6924\" \/><\/noscript><\/a><br \/>\n      S\u0103 mai sufle \u0219i al\u021bii-n <strong>ancii<\/strong>, pot s\u0103-\u0219i fac\u0103 lig\u0103&#8230;.<br \/>\n      Un g\u00e2nd n\u0103t\u00e2ng m\u0103 p\u0103scuse dup\u0103 revolu\u021bie, la aproape o decad\u0103 dup\u0103 ce suflarea \u00eentreag\u0103 p\u0103rea s\u0103 se fi perindat prin iatacurile artistic\u0103riilor mele, cuno\u0219tin\u021bele muzicale, colegiale la limita pl\u0103\u021bii matinale, p\u0103reau s\u0103 se potriveasc\u0103 ini\u021biativei de \u00eenfiin\u021bare a unei case de impresariere: la mine urmau s\u0103 soseasc\u0103 ,,investitorii&#8221; \u00een c\u0103snicie pentru un contract viabil, \u00een schimb \u00eencercam s\u0103 le ofer o ,,turm\u0103&#8221; serioas\u0103 de \u00eenveselit mesenii cu c\u00e2ntec. Totul pentru o sum\u0103 modic\u0103. A\u0219 fi sc\u0103pat definitiv de ,,obliga\u021bia&#8221; direct\u0103 a \u00eenlesnirii unui teanc consistent maximal la masa mirilor ca dar. M\u0103 \u00eencurajasem suficient c\u00e2t s\u0103 r\u0103zbat\u0103 dincolo de coa\u0219ca occipital-parietal\u0103 ideea ,,m\u0103rea\u021b\u0103&#8221;. Spusei \u0219i altora. ,,<strong>Apari<\/strong> tu mai cu mo\u021b s\u0103 str\u00e2ngi muzican\u021bii din R\u00e2mnic ca s\u0103 le dai o p\u00e2ine!&#8221; ,,Dec\u00e2t s\u0103 stea ca bezmeticii \u00een Pia\u021b\u0103, iar \u0103ia cu c\u0103ciulile de astrahan s\u0103 orbec\u0103ie dup\u0103 unul serios, s\u0103 \u00eencheie o h\u00e2rtie f\u0103r\u0103 valoare, iar la \u00eensur\u0103toare s\u0103 se trezeasc\u0103 cu cine \u0219tie ce nenorocit&#8230;&#8221; Da, nu luasem suficient \u00een calcul afurisita lor de na\u021bie neserioas\u0103, profitoare, \u00eenmuiabil\u0103 la bine \u0219i-mbuibat\u0103 de alcool ca urmare a aceleia\u0219i st\u0103ri.<br \/>\n     Dup\u0103 dou\u0103 zile de nescris uitasem de ce m-a m\u00e2nat micul ocol pe la surata muzic\u0103. Aveam un motiv: perioada neagr\u0103 din anul 1999. \u0218i repercusiunile. Seriile de concesii, acceptul momentan pentru&#8230;. Perioad\u0103 neagr\u0103 cu negri. O strad\u0103 banal\u0103, lung\u0103 din malul R\u00e2mnicului p\u00e2n\u0103-n \u0219oseaua na\u021bional\u0103, adiacente c\u00e2teva, pu\u021bin frecventate &#8211; f\u0103r\u0103 urm\u0103 de regret. S\u0103 fie vreo \u0219ase, toate gazde unui num\u0103r mai mare sau mai mic de \u021bigani. S\u0103 nu ai cel pu\u021bin o rela\u021bie p\u0103guboas\u0103 cu ei este ca \u0219i cum nu te-ai numi r\u00e2mnicean. Pornisem pe calea Fl\u0103m\u00e2ndei dup\u0103 Revolu\u021bie, o ,,privatizare&#8221; adunase una dintre echipele mobile ale Intercoop-ului s\u0103 f\u0103ureasc\u0103 \u2013 verb la mare pre\u021b \u00eenainte vreme \u2013 un chio\u0219c metalic. Noi umili\u021bi de situa\u021bia ingrat\u0103 de-a fi prestatori urma\u0219ilor vechilor robi brune\u021bi, ei m\u00e2ndri din cale-afar\u0103, <strong>ampli<\/strong> \u00een mi\u0219c\u0103rile de m\u00e2ini \u0219i volubili \u00een v\u0103lul palatin, cum nu fur\u0103 niciodat\u0103, de scris cu litere de aur \u00een propriul <strong>anuar<\/strong> etnic c\u0103 au ajuns s\u0103 le deretice rom\u00e2nii prin b\u0103t\u0103turi. Le zic eu, ele \u00eens\u0103 nu se puteau numi nicicum, nu a celui c\u0103ruia \u00eei ridicam ,,templu\u201d comercial &#8211; acolo, pentr-o ap\u0103 cu bulbuci \u0219i-o \u021bigar\u0103 la bucat\u0103 -, a celorla\u021bi, s\u0103r\u0103ciile \u00eempr\u0103\u0219tiate la mar\u2019ne de ,,sat\u201d: fecalele dancilor \u2013 preiau vocabula din Slalomul\u2026 doamnei Valeria T. \u2013 se reuneau \u00eentr-o \u0219edin\u021b\u0103 permanent\u0103 prin colb cu ale juc\u0103lilor \u2013 din dic\u021bionarul de termeni uzuali ai muzican\u021bilor, de asemenea \u00eentuneca\u021bi la min\u0103 \u2013 \u0219i gunoaiele aduse de cele patru v\u00e2nturi de la megie\u0219i sau abandonate de\u2026 &#8211; numai proprietari nu se puteau numi peste colibe -, la dispozi\u021bia oricui, <strong>apid\u0103<\/strong>, fra\u021bi \u0219i surori cu <strong>anura<\/strong>, p\u0103s\u0103rile cerului \u2013 din umbra-i -, m\u00e2r\u021boage, <strong>apoda<\/strong> r\u00e2m\u0103 \u0219i verii <strong>apozi<\/strong> vermu\u0219i, \u0219oric\u0103rimea \u0219obol\u0103noas\u0103, p\u0103ienjenii \u0219i moliile, anofelii \u0219i mu\u0219tele cu dorsala verzuie&#8230;. \u00cen astfel de ,,gospod\u0103rii&#8221; am avut ,,\u0219ansa&#8221; a intra dup\u0103 voia timpurilor de tranzi\u021bie, ce-au dat \u0219ans\u0103 doar unora s\u0103 nu-i simt\u0103 ,,aromele&#8221;, cu ,,sta\u021bia de voci&#8221; \u00een b\u0103t\u0103tura unor spoitori; cu foarfeci, ciocane, cle\u0219ti, aparat de sudur\u0103, ma\u0219ini de g\u0103urit \u0219i flexuri&#8230;. Ui\u021bi greu c\u00e2nd uzezi un astfel de gadget pentru t\u0103ietura-n fier, s\u0103 se strice dup\u0103 doar dou\u0103 lucr\u0103ri de anvergur\u0103 redus\u0103 \u0219i-ntr-o curte unde inspira\u021bia profund\u0103 era interzis\u0103 de analizorii olfactivi, iar pasul aleatoriu devenea riscant a trezi noi opreli\u0219ti. Am reu\u0219it de-am stricat bun\u0103tate de debitor \u00een geaml\u00e2cul unor am\u0103r\u00e2\u021bi&#8230; Pentr-un nimic de sum\u0103. Pentr-un moft&#8230; de-a-\u0219i c\u0103lca cu ,,demnitate&#8221; pe calicie \u00een fa\u021ba tuturor celor din ,,Cartier&#8221;, s\u0103 se cheme c\u0103 au o pravil\u0103 sticlo-metalic\u0103 \u00een calea intemperiilor, reconstruit\u0103 cu m\u0103iestrie dintr-una bun\u0103 de casat.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>S\u0103 mai sufle \u0219i al\u021bii-n ancii, pot s\u0103-\u0219i fac\u0103 lig\u0103&#8230;. Un g\u00e2nd n\u0103t\u00e2ng m\u0103 p\u0103scuse dup\u0103 revolu\u021bie, la aproape o<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":6924,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"colormag_page_container_layout":"default_layout","colormag_page_sidebar_layout":"default_layout","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_uf_show_specific_survey":0,"_uf_disable_surveys":false,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"video_url":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[7,1,318],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7416"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7416"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7416\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7417,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7416\/revisions\/7417"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6924"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7416"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7416"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ziarulderimnic.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7416"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}